Welcome aboard! ⛵
Did you bring the whiskey?
Splendid.
Get them to the galley, stow your belongings belowdecks, then join the party on deck.
Remember that the first sip is for the sea.
We be leaving as soon as the tide goes out.
( ´_ゝ｀)Nameless Solider reporting for duty...
Welcome aboard! ⛵
Stow your stuff in your bunk and help DADDYCOOL in the caboose.
( ´_ゝ｀) ur mum ready for duty lol
( ´_ゝ｀) I'mn't.
Crew, this be your Captain speaking. We be launching within a timeless interval. As you should be knowing by now, our course will be taking us across the sea of lament. You have been assigned your cabins, make sure your baggage won't keel over or spill when the sea gets rough. And it will.
For now, grab your chow from the pantry. After breakfast, Commander DADDYCOOL will be showing you the ropes.
We'll be needing the moorings and halyards manned. So dig in heartily, me hearties, load up on your carbs!
Any questions?
( ´_ゝ｀) I'm having question. Please for to answerings? Thank.
Make it so!
The Captain is a one armed dwarf, he's throwing dice along the warf.
Are you bickering bilge rats almost done? All hands on deck!
Drop the moorings!
Weigh anchor! Two-six!
His beard is long and red and
His hat stays on his head and
He asks us all the questions and
We know all the answers
His heart lies in the ocean
He's the commotion in the city of lust
He's the captain
That depends entirely on whether the chimp be female.
Hoist fore sail!
Now that we be underway, let me again extend my welcome to the damn when I said to take care of the six Somali pirates I meant to welcome them aboard and show them to their cabin, we are understaffed as is! Ach, spilled milk, as they say, and time and tide.
Speaking of tide: We be leaving Xanadu harbour on the outgoing, close hauled. Once we be clear, we be setting course along the trade winds down to the Sunless Sea.
One word about the ship: You may have heard of the Translucent Perl; a ship crewed by the damned - that be you, my loyal crew - and captained by a man so evil that hell itself wouldn't have him - that be me. Though she be a trade vessel, she be operating under a pirate code - legally a co-operative, any profits to be made en route or on arrival will be distributed in shares to anyone who survives or leaves a widower. Our cargo, in case you be wondering, is entropy, to be delivered to Admiral Sir John Jacobs.
To-day's main course is pasta.
Thank you for sailing with me into the dark. Now get thee in the shrouds! Hands on the sheets, hold fast, clear for tacking!
Thank you, commander. Looking good.
Helm, set one four seven, to Leng. Wong, giant fleet commander!
All hands make sail! Lower the boom, veer the jib, hoist main sail and spanker! Break out the whiskey! First sip for the drink, may Poseidon see us safe.
Bless yer hearrt. Everyone gets one ration o' th' commander's good stuff per successful manouver, no refills, but good luck trying. Ye may parrtake o' the diluted grog tae yer hearrt's content.
And what are you sea monkeys still doing in the shrouds? Get ye down to the galley! Grab your grub, grog and goobers, you gibbering gang of guano-gathering gogglers! You've earned it!
Which reminds me: Master, baited lines for trolling by summer afternoon! Commander DADDYCOOL, you have the deck.
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