Ill start:

One

Day,

a

nigger

by

the

name

of

Leon

Kaiser

saw

a

pretty

blonde

young

boy

walk

down

the

street

in

front

of

jis

house

completely

in

the

buff

while

sporting

a

massive

erection

when

leon

saw

the

young

lad

bend

over

The

HORSES

proceeding

GAY

JEWS

DOING

FUCKBUTTS

Masterpiece!

Bumb

ThisisonewordrightitbetterbeorIwillcutyou

LMNOP

>>52
No its not

. Unfortunately,

>>55
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE IS HERE I'M NOT ALONE

dicks

removed

Bob was there, too.

chocolate starfish

onewordonlyfaggot

from

One pretty blond boy walk down the street in front of jis house completely in the buff while sporting a massive erection when leon saw the young lad bend over The HORSES proceeding GAY JEWS DOING FUCKBUTTS. Unfortunately, dicks removed from

(Editor's note: Does anyone else detect a subtle but thoroughly pervasive ⚣ homoerotic theme here or is it me?)

>>63
What happened to >>2-12?

>>64
He is wrong because there is more to this song, it's just that he is very, very stupid and lazy.

>>63
Fuck you.

Made a blunder. Made you post.
As far as an encouragement to contribute to the thread, it worked.
As far as an encouragement to contribute to the story, it failed.
I challenge you to do better, and I bet you my hat you will not.

~~(Or would you prefer a different stake?)~~

the

loli

farted

twelve

touhous

of

undefined

hoofed

pokémon

with

flippers

and

Gundamu！

This

is

a

pen.

The

pen

the

pen

the

pen

then

went

the

breadsticks

up

pen

however

pen

pen

pen

pen

inclination

penis

sinep

did

zutto

  ▲
 ▲ ▲

Bullshit.

pen

Technetium

contrary

alfalfa

Sense

is

not

applicable

in

the

story

words

genuflect

this.

Hymen

growing

everywhere

in

buttholes

pain

and

delight

which

was

when

who

knows

what

the

then

where

purple

reigns

over

butts

flowered.

with

unbridled

THRUSTING

toward

a

final

resolution,

disco

nonwithstanding,

antidisestablishmentarianism

established

fuck

all.

Two

James

Scotch

Tape

Yuval Starkman

pondered

Yuval Starkman

horse

interreflected

beams

of

amazement

at

them.

¡Un

lapicero

penis

mon

xD

nigger

Amidophosphoribosyltransferase

one word

of

advice:

Pingas

has

never

failed

to

eviscerate

penis

mightier

than

the

power

of

ten

decided

decided

that

200

mammals

constitute

. Meanwhile,

Tommy

Hilfiger

was

doing

lolis

one

after

the

mother

lolis

returned

Suddenly,

penis

grew

twelve

times

larger

than

However

sesquipedalian

was

going

over

the

meaning

speciously

while

everybody

was

walking

>>238 Scratch that.

kung

the

dinosaur

dinosaur

Well this thread turned to shit
>>242 >>239

But

my

mom

turned

into

the

final

form

of

dildo

launcher

Yet

couldn't

seem

to

find

her

purse.

suckmydick

was

sucking

Richard

Butt,

suddenly

a

ominous

whistle

penetrated

the

air.

This

worked,

insofar

as

israeli

foreign

minister

Cirno

decreed

necessary.

Elsewhere,

seven

niggers

named

nancy

spontaneously

spoke

in

indiginous

limericks.

Stecen

realized

that

the

thematic

300get

was

alive.

It

lept

over

306

buses,

SCREAMING

"THEY

WON'T

GET

MY

JOKES"

repeatedly.

315

seconds

earlier

the

athletic

boy

toy

of

europe, inc

Niggered

cats

from

penis

but

catboy

exploded,

leaving

the

penis

unattended.

Meanwhile

rape

pleased

Princess Peach

tremendously.

In

your

onii-chan's

most

beloved

article

was

a

lewd

diary

entry

although

technically

"she"

hadn't

had

"her"

own

Whopper™

in years.

A

carrier

pidgeon

spoke

magically

through

the

wind

though

he

has

no

voice

to

actually

speak

except

for

texts

innuendoes

and

racial

slurs.

The

phantasmagoria

is

going

through

tough

times;

IN OUTER SPACE MOTHERFUCKER!

Silence.

And

here

we

reach

the

boredom

finale.

How

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

really

smells

curiously

good

poop

asymptotic

and

death

.

Unfortunately,

God

awful

anime

will

ruin

loli

forever

unless

surrender.

When

will

亜狩りません

Pajamas

exenterate

>>428 is that even a word?

>>429
ttp://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/exenterate

Suddenly,

my

>>430 Interesting. Carry on.

first

Antitranssubstantiationalism

closes

parentheses.)

What

action

should

Leon

Kaiser's

mute

asshole

undertake?

splatterhouse

mirrors

the

anus.

Capacious

caverns

lurk

beneath

the

cuckold's

boywife

sucks

at

teats

endlessly.

Sometimes,

at

inconvenient

intervals

lasting

somewhere

between

NIGGER

and

HOMO

my

butthole

needs

to

get

away

from

women,

otherwise

I

will

die.

Please,

give

a

sexy

child

to

me.

Or

just

give

me

the

list

of

smelly

children.

Die

hard

sucked.

I'm

gay

, hard

core

eggs

gay!

Hey

you

deracinated

piece

of

meat,

why

does

everybody

seem

horrified?

All

HAPPY!!!!!!!!!

Today

is....

today

I

think.

Yo,

nigga,

who

writes

this

weed

fuckdick

tabernacle

...

I'm

sorry.

Suicide

prevents

life.

Merry

children

deserve

no

tintinnabulations,

however

they

can

scour

the

penis

of

astral

proportions.

Only

I

know

who

killed

your

boner.

It

was

excellent!

(For

Me)

L

O

L.

Fuck

You.

Anyway

where

is

the

boner?

Seriously,

don't

hide

it

from

those

FBI

"children."

...jesus

H

P

E

N

I

C
I
L
L
I
N

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

>>591 That is not a real word. You mean hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.

Now

we

planoform

>>592 Wrong, the way I spelled it was right. Hippopotomonstrosquipedaliophobia makes no sense at all. I understand though. It's a common mistake. People make mistakes on the word antidisestablishmentarianism too. I wonder why.

>>596 Are my dictionaries old-fashioned, out of date? They agree that hippoppotomonstrosquipedaliophobia is a common misspelling of hippopotomonstrosquipedaliophobia, and they provide the etymology, too. (Maybe you are just afraid of the word being too short?) Not that it matters, it it is not likely to to be confused with other, similar word.

You dictionary is probably just out of date. While I agree with your dictionary that hippoppotomonstrosesquipedaliophoia is wrong, so is hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. It could also be that the person who wrote the word on the dictionary wanted to shorten it by a lot because he has hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. I can't believe that he shortened it so much though. I hope the poor guy conquered his fear.

>>598 You know, that is entirely plausible. I just found the etymology really compelling, but you are right, it doesn't make sense.

Get

aids

and

masturbate

with

them.

Dildos

don't

make

optimal

SPACE

packing

easy

you

monkey.

Let's

throw

a

severed

foot

around

my

ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!!

. Today,

when

the

policeman

knocked

down

the

filthy

socks

gremlin,

I

niggerdongingfuckwankpissingclitoraldensefuckshittingcumslutslagginganalgapefuckology

all

over

the

story.

Fuck

horses

FUCK

HORSES

and...

four

lolis

please.

Anyway,

tetris

lolis

sure

are

tessellateable,

ya

know!

Three

days

fucked

by

tetris

blocks

makes

pleasure

incomprehensible.

Niggers,

lolis,

jews,

lepidopterists,

biologists,

/b/tards,

and

topologists;

Oxford

and

your mother

are

mutually

intelligible

hoofed

mammals.

Although,

England

ReimuIsASlut

can't

be

this

slutty

unless

she

wears

a

corsette

made

by

me

poorly.

In

England

I

fucked

up

trying

mushrooms.

I'm

"meme".

You're

not.

What

the

sage

is

the

best

doughnut

combo?

Where

did

it

touch

your