It begins

with a

cute loli

researching the

effects of

onii-chan dick

on your

belly button.

We already have a thread like this.

Hey, that's

more than

two words!

Don't break

my heart

, so give

, grant, provide,

bestow, confer,

my nipples.

Back to

the story:

Lolis were

serendipitously playing

with my

Fabergé eggs,

cheese cake

notwithstanding, they

then spontaneouslistically

begged for

onii-chan

to explain

how babies

can be

brought by

lowering yourself

inside an

existential crisis.

Thus purification

can begin

to cleanse

our legitimatelificallicious

incestuous relationship.

definitely covered

in thick

secrecy, we

prevail and

pray for

victory over

the post

-modernists! Our

existence becomes

futile after

puberty. The

raison d'etre

of ours

stupidly amazing

word salad.

Verb missing.

Oh no!

I

can't count to two.

The moon

was struck

by a

colour out

of space,

in space.

KANATA AGE

via routes

(space routes)

discovers a

new species

capable of

space travel

that loves

to suck

long hard

succulent cucumbers

in my

humble opinion.

Jibun wa...

dame ningen

shitsurei shimasu.

IT'S TIME:

for the

oral cumshot.

Open your

eyes and

eyes and

several anuses.

To wit,

GNU/HURD

, GNU/LINUX

flavor which

is epic

despite the

very long

compile times.

All your

base are

Brønsted–Lowry

cheeses or

something. Multiple

Marijuana Fiends

and semen

coagulating on

my anus

, sipping on

teen lust

,toast and

black tea.

Meanwhile, at

the big

Coq smokers

fancy pants

but bad

, grammatically impossible

fifteen olives.

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES

are very

mutually intelligible

but not

strategically superior

window cleaners.

Two Frauen

mish-mash

go to

another one

cold dish

installing gentoo

inside asshole

until satisfied.

Merry Christmas

world ends

with ass

chocolate, simmering

holy grail

in ass

fucking bee

fucked me

UP. it

Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.

Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.

>>140

is often

said that

there are

three kinds

of person:

Those who

like to

lick butts

, those who

like to

lick dicks

, and those

who just

>>155
Nice dubs

"Thanks, bro

", said the

talking bear.

Why is

Donald Trump

Such a

LOW ENERGY

dubs forecaster?

Check 'em

! Check electromagnetism!

Tuna melt

Ain't got

no cheese

. What's the

point in

smoking, when

minute men

will just

Check my

Glorious dubs?

But unfortunately

nobody checked

their privilege

fucking shitlords

I died

of antidisestablishmentarianism

this morning.

But still

we all

long for

metanarrative deconstruction

to be

really very

interesting so

my brother

and also

my sister

can both

ureshii shimasu

. I hope

that Haruhi

kisses me

in holiness

in bed.

I want

to die.

Dick nigger

was going

to die.

to die.

To die!

To sleep!

Perchance to

Dream, I

Therein lies

the rub

of the

flat chest.

Shakespeare can't

read, but

if he

was gay

and thought

he could,

then presumably

he would.

The end?

Not yet!

There's more

in the

area behind

the back

of the

knee maybe?

I wish

giant spatulas

fell upon

the bees.

It's time

to let

bees happen.

I just

want to

fuck bees.

But wait

what if

we're wrong

the bees

are actually

Ibuki Suika's

tiny nipples.

I want

to lick

a lollipop!

oh shit,

i broke

caps lock.

WAIT A MINUTE

two words

are all

too easily

forgotten by

wait what?

Kill me

take some

, there's plenty!

We hurdled

Through the

tulips; they

retaliated by

the bay.

I cried,

and cried,

and cried,

and sat

and shat

on a

mat. Then

went back

to crying.

My tears

fell like

dildos. Antidisestablishmentarianism

couldn't alleviate

the bees

. What did

? Nothing. Forget

the dildos.

Please tell

the duppies

that I

never forgot

them. I

wear diapers.

I wear

shimapan pantsu!

I loli!

Nakadashi deshou~

In black,

witness our

[spoiler]spoiler tags[/spoiler]

and then

I found

Akiza Akari

smelling used

comdoms with

a demon.

This discovery

was neat.

Fuckin neato,

I also

wished for

fifty delicious

White Castle

foodstuff units,

forty tons

of bricked

sex appeal

sex appeal

hex appeal

banana peel

highlight reel

smelly eels

in my

hovercraft! Fuck

all y'all

, I'm goin

to the

fascist supermarket

in the

center of

the earth

because I

just want

you to

suck my

wife's sun's

solar flares

in other worlds.

>>338
dick head

bitch said

napalm firestarter

anal fistnig

several schools

high seas

and more.

At last,

nobody cared

that Wally's

Ralts was

too sexy

for love.

I floccinaucinihilipilificated

all over

again. Ralts

began to

succ me

while wittgenstein

tucc me

in daddy

thisis twowords

. Two words

is not

sufficient.

Eat shit

and prosper!

" Said James

, who had

several small

Fidget Spinners.

Oh fuck

said James

while whistling

steamboat Willie

Fidget Cubes

the cat

pissed on

my face.

Angered, I

nutted on

the fifty

thousand mermaids

, who were

really cute

loli neko

ears twitching

tentacle monsters.

They had

good sex!

So much

sex! I

saw them

revel in

the sweet

sticky honey

gushing from

the honeycombs.

I wanted

nothing more

but to

join in,

but there

were fifty

million BEES

that Hitler

had gassed

but still,

they flew

. Hexagonal houses

were rising

, similarly to

the innumerable

non-hexagonal houses

, whose maids

and assorted

owners were

otaku fetishists.

I rang

Squeeks, and

Post deleted

" echoed from

the orifices

of Amenti

. There was

a ladybug

crawling across

my skiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

on my

wounds. I

lack heal.

i fall

in fear.

Fearful of the

samefag. Who

isn't samefagging.

Confusing realness.

Permeating the

VAGINA BEES

was my

untimely demise

. I saw

dreamly, hypnagogic images of

parallel worlds

wherein posting more than two words at a time was acceptable.

The poster in the mirror called to me and said,

"Hey! You're

a gay!"

Kill yourself.

" I replied,

ELITE MUJAHIDEEN

TIME TO

D-D-D-D-DUEL! WORD

IS SPOKEN

UPON ARRIVAL

OR EXIT

NIGGER NIGGER

, WHICH IS

VERY INCORRECT

, WAS PLAYED

IN A

BIG OL'

NUTTY BUGGER.

Unexpectedly, it

killed me

very uneventfully

in a

panty raid

using moist

loli pantsu.

I say

"It smells

like fish."

before dying.

With my

last dying

breath I

cry out

"Love lolis!"

Then I

descended into

loli hell

to work

as a

Beekeeper's apprentice.

Beekeeper's apprentice.

This was

Beekeeper's apprentice.

My job

was kinda

fucking boring

beecause the

attractive bees

Wouldnt talk

to me

which makes

which makes

Whore bees

are fucking

sugoi. Witch

or wizard,

no magic

allowed in

my lair

," said Beekeeper

angrily, at

which point

he died

of magic.

My job

thereby became

completely pointless

so then

I became

a magick

cock biter

and bit

shit dick

. Meanwhile, the

lolis grew

impatient waiting

for their

cuddles. They

marched furiously

,masturbating the

sins out

of him.

He ascended

to higher

standards of

collaborative storytelling.

This was

very underwhelming

because the

story was

unbelievably uninteresting

Such is

the life

I lead.

Powered by

ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!!

and cocaine.

I'm sorry,

I didn't

even think

about disengaging

in such

petty tripe

. If only

I had

some water

to moisten

my plants

that grow

into little

flowers that

grow into

big flowers

however they

will wilt

eventually. Alas!

Everything will

love forever

except my

robotic emotions

in utero

. I thought

I was

going to

be a

Jill sandwich

however, considering

our kristallnacht

activities were

NO GOOD.

And once

He returned

He saw

my long

and voluminous

edible, sweet

velvety watermelons

that formed

into sexless

melon people

. He would

buy and

trade these

melon people

carefully, secretively

with the

aim of

learning how

to prevent

the spread

mass suicide

which is

admirable, yet

beneficial for

the many

bees that

control all

of the

white males

who want

to dick

underage cartoons.

of boys

. The bees

knees

are very

ginglymoid. I

dislike them

so they

are disliked.

Oh god

what have

we conceived!

A lot,

so much

is lost

today, and

will be

lost next

tomorrow. Sometimes

I wonder

if we

truly love

loli. Maybe

we'll consider

an audit

in order

of magnitude

greater than

the first

to discover

a more

efficient yet

less practical

way to

dick traps

in a

vacuum. Something

like this.

Anyway, following

our recent

excavation on

the first

of my

fertile days

, we've found

that my

sloppy cunt

is actually

beginning to

rapidly grow

unsloppy. This

unsloppy cunt

would be

a tremendous

undertaking to

fully penetrate

with my

superior intellect!

What wonders

await beyond

the confines

of that

striped pantsu.

But now

the time

has come

and ao

have I.

The striped

horses are

called Zebras

and these

are not

those. Which

reminds me,

edible horses

are very

much so

but they

do not

like being

coaxed into

things that

are similar

to various

other things

of an

edible nature.

For example:

edible food

, edible panties

and edible

materialized orgasms.

I discovered

a certain

magical index

inside my

unsloppied cunt

yet outside

of my

pink anus

or thereabouts.

retard retard

was very

I mean

this is

very, very

gay and

very, very

retarded and

very, very

lesbian and

kind of

hot. I

mean, if

it burnt!