It begins

other things

of an

edible nature.

For example:

edible food

, edible panties

and edible

materialized orgasms.

I discovered

a certain

magical index

inside my

unsloppied cunt

yet outside

of my

pink anus

or thereabouts.

retard retard

was very

I mean

this is

very, very

gay and

very, very

retarded and

very, very

lesbian and

kind of

hot. I

mean, if

it burnt!

it was

fucked up.

Even if

I did

masturbate to

it once

, maybe twice

, it still

seems like

the most

lesbian experience

of my

NEET life.

I never

kissed a

dragon ochimpo

but I

fondled one

briefly and

found it

to be

an incredibly

gay affair.

There is

no possibility

that my

anus is

a friendly

yet mildly

spicy orifice.

Instead, it

falls upon

my wive's

own hole

to perform

tonight's unholy

reverse pregnancy

with a

fucking groan

How droll

it is

to witness

such unfortunate

yet strangely

mystifying phenomenon!

ONE DAY

next week

I'M GONNA

brush my

teeth and

get some

deodorant for

the last

time in

the first

life that

was the

last one

to be

or not

to be

or not

at all.

Gay lolis

love big

oneesama oppai

at least

that's what

I'm told