It begins

Whore bees

are fucking

sugoi. Witch

or wizard,

no magic

allowed in

my lair

," said Beekeeper

angrily, at

which point

he died

of magic.

My job

thereby became

completely pointless

so then

I became

a magick

cock biter

and bit

shit dick

. Meanwhile, the

lolis grew

impatient waiting

for their

cuddles. They

marched furiously

,masturbating the

sins out

of him.

He ascended

to higher

standards of

collaborative storytelling.

This was

very underwhelming

because the

story was

unbelievably uninteresting

Such is

the life

I lead.

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and cocaine.

I'm sorry,

I didn't

even think

about disengaging

in such

petty tripe

. If only

I had

some water

to moisten

my plants

that grow

into little

flowers that

grow into

big flowers

however they

will wilt

eventually. Alas!

Everything will

love forever

except my

robotic emotions

in utero

. I thought

I was

going to

be a

Jill sandwich

however, considering

our kristallnacht

activities were

NO GOOD.

And once

He returned

He saw

my long

and voluminous

edible, sweet

velvety watermelons

that formed

into sexless

melon people

. He would

buy and

trade these

melon people

carefully, secretively

with the

aim of

learning how