It begins
, those who
like to
lick dicks
, and those
who just
"Thanks, bro
", said the
talking bear.
Why is
Donald Trump
Such a
LOW ENERGY
dubs forecaster?
Check 'em
! Check electromagnetism!
Tuna melt
Ain't got
no cheese
. What's the
point in
smoking, when
minute men
will just
Check my
Glorious dubs?
But unfortunately
nobody checked
their privilege
fucking shitlords
I died
of antidisestablishmentarianism
this morning.
But still
we all
long for
metanarrative deconstruction
to be
really very
interesting so
my brother
and also
my sister
can both
ureshii shimasu
. I hope
that Haruhi
kisses me
in holiness
in bed.
I want
to die.
Dick nigger
was going
to die.
to die.
To die!
To sleep!
Perchance to
Dream, I
Therein lies
the rub
of the
flat chest.
Shakespeare can't
read, but
if he
was gay
and thought
he could,
then presumably
he would.
The end?
Not yet!
There's more
in the
area behind
the back
of the
knee maybe?
I wish
giant spatulas
fell upon
the bees.
It's time
to let
bees happen.
I just
want to
fuck bees.
But wait
what if
we're wrong
the bees
are actually
Ibuki Suika's
tiny nipples.