It begins
I want
to lick
a lollipop!
oh shit,
i broke
caps lock.
WAIT A MINUTE
two words
are all
too easily
forgotten by
wait what?
Kill me
take some
, there's plenty!
We hurdled
Through the
tulips; they
retaliated by
the bay.
I cried,
and cried,
and cried,
and sat
and shat
on a
mat. Then
went back
to crying.
My tears
fell like
dildos. Antidisestablishmentarianism
couldn't alleviate
the bees
. What did
? Nothing. Forget
the dildos.
Please tell
the duppies
that I
never forgot
them. I
wear diapers.
I wear
shimapan pantsu!
I loli!
Nakadashi deshou~
In black,
witness our
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and then
I found
Akiza Akari
smelling used
comdoms with
a demon.
This discovery
was neat.
Fuckin neato,
I also
wished for
fifty delicious
White Castle
foodstuff units,
forty tons
of bricked
sex appeal
sex appeal
hex appeal
banana peel
highlight reel
smelly eels
in my
hovercraft! Fuck
all y'all
, I'm goin
to the
fascist supermarket
in the
center of
the earth
because I
just want
you to
suck my
wife's sun's
solar flares
in other worlds.
bitch said
napalm firestarter
anal fistnig
several schools
high seas
and more.
At last,
nobody cared
that Wally's
Ralts was
too sexy