It begins

for love.

I floccinaucinihilipilificated

all over

again. Ralts

began to

succ me

while wittgenstein

tucc me

in daddy

thisis twowords

. Two words

is not

sufficient.

Eat shit

and prosper!

" Said James

, who had

several small

Fidget Spinners.

Oh fuck

said James

while whistling

steamboat Willie

Fidget Cubes

the cat

pissed on

my face.

Angered, I

nutted on

the fifty

thousand mermaids

, who were

really cute

loli neko

ears twitching

tentacle monsters.

They had

good sex!

So much

sex! I

saw them

revel in

the sweet

sticky honey

gushing from

the honeycombs.

I wanted

nothing more

but to

join in,

but there

were fifty

million BEES

that Hitler

had gassed

but still,

they flew

. Hexagonal houses

were rising

, similarly to

the innumerable

non-hexagonal houses

, whose maids

and assorted

owners were

otaku fetishists.

I rang

Squeeks, and

Post deleted

" echoed from

the orifices

of Amenti

. There was

a ladybug

crawling across

my skiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

on my

wounds. I

lack heal.

i fall

in fear.

Fearful of the

samefag. Who

isn't samefagging.

Confusing realness.

Permeating the

VAGINA BEES

was my

untimely demise

. I saw

dreamly, hypnagogic images of

parallel worlds

wherein posting more than two words at a time was acceptable.

The poster in the mirror called to me and said,

"Hey! You're

a gay!"

Kill yourself.

" I replied,