Interwebs (12)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's not like I'm just wasting time, you know?
I'm busy monitoring the internet.

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3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What sorts of content do you monitor for?

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>3
That's a secret.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Did you monitor what >>2 said?

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Yes but it's a secret. Unless you perform a service for me.

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What kind of service could I perform?

Maybe a secret service?

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Saving images is important too.

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Monitor me senpai

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>9
You're you too fast to be monitored.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh damn.
It's nothing.
It's stupid!
You know those black shoes?
I told you it was stupid.
I bought this black dress to go with those black shoes, which I forgot to pack.
Ihavesixotherpairofshoes, 2ofwhicharerunningshoes in case you're up for a little game later.
And now I'm doubly screwed because I have TWO black dresses and NO black shoes.
I know what you're thinking "who cares what colors she's wearing?"
But believe me:
WOMEN.
NOTICE.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>11
Just what are you monitoring?