ITT we're insane (57)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My teeth are melting and spiders are crawling out of my ears. Make it stop!

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This is a good thread.
(OOC: am i doin it rite?)

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My penis grew tenfold overnight!

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I?m not insane...am I?

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm insane outside this thread, too!

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This thread has been archived as utterly sane due to the amount of saneness of it.

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!kjmOSUVl [Del]

what to do if you are afraid of a new school and new teachers :-_-

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>7
Pee in your desk to assert dominance

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>7
see a counselor

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

can I have some chocolate
I need it for my..

..my...

....my DIRTY WHORE THROAT

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13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

don't you mean sore

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

im insane

15 Name: insane [Del]

Hello, my name is insane

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in the membrane

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a body builder flexes his muscles really hard. then they explode and thousands of spiders come out! then hes really skinny.

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hi insane, i'm dad

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A guy wearing a shirt with everything except the nipples covered up. And his nipples start growing, and they just won't stop! They get really long, I'm talking 4+ feet long, and they eventually become so heavy that they can't stay up anymore, so they just dangle down, like a rope, or like an ice cream machine. It just keeps on going and the dude is so confused and he's crying uncontrollably but it just keeps going. Soon, there is a huge pile of his long nipples, and he is unable to move. He cries out for help, but no one is there, because he is in the void. But it's a white void. There is the floor, which is perfectly smooth and white, and light everywhere, but no ceiling or walls in sight. It's perfectly white in all directions, and there is no one or nothing else to be seen. He's not sure how he got there, or why his nipples keep on growing. All he knows is that he wants it to stop.

Eventually, the pile of growing long-nipples is so big that it covers him entirely. He eventually suffocates and then the universe implodes, because he was actually god. And without god, the universe had another "big crunch" and then another bang. Maybe next time, things will go better. It will be randomized in the next attempt. Quantum bogosort. Quantum nipplesort? Whatever.

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bump because the spam pushed legitimate threads off the front page

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>19 hi reddit i'm dad

23 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>22
hi loser i'm unimpressed

24 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

25 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bi

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm testing post deletion

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

testing

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29 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Spammers are not welcome here!

30 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hello? hell... o?

31 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sometimes I think im the only one here

32 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

stop talking to yourself

33 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So I decided to take a nap yesterday and it's already morning what the fuck

34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>33
same, also nice dubs

35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm really in a psych ward.

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>35
why?

37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>36
because I did drugs

38 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's actually a psychedelic ward

39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS.

YOU DON'T REALIZE IT, BUT NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR OTHER PEOPLE'S THOUGHTS IS A DISABILITY. IF YOU CAN'T HEAR OTHER THOUGHTS, YOU'RE DISABLED. IT'S JUST LIKE HOW PEOPLE WITH DOWN SYNDROME DON'T KNOW THEY'RE STUPID.

40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

MY STONEWALL IS ON DOG CAGE DUCT TAPED TO THE CEILING, ON COCAINE, MAKE ME sILLY

41 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>40
sounds like death grips lyrics

42 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>39
If being unable to read social cues is autistic, then is being unable to read others' minds thoughtistic?

43 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>42
asexual, heterosexual, homosexual
autistic, heterotistic, homotistic

44 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>43 bitistic

45 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>44 retarded

46 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

BUTTS VIP

47 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>42-44
i'm not autistic, i'm artistic B^)

48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

just because we don't feel flesh doesn't mean we don't fear death

49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>47
You're aurtistic.

50 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

break my legs and eat my bones
make a blog to review iphones
enjoy some conchas and macarones
pay respects to marmandy jones

51 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>39 So that's what it's like not to be on the spectrum

52 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

pull out all of my finger nails, toe nails, teeth, and hair

53 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i pulled a bunch of flowers out of my anus

54 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I pull my dick

55 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

shidding and farding

56 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I put needles in my pores.

57 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I pulled the needles out and BLOOD came out

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