🐸 𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖓 𝖗𝖕; 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔭𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰 🐸 (10)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

❝𝐢 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐨 𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐬𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧
. . . ❞

𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐲𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞. 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐭. 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐭, 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐬 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐥𝐲. 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲, 𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬.

❝ . . . 𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐢 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞 ❞

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

𝕚 𝕡𝕒𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕨𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖-𝕝𝕪

"𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕒 𝕗𝕒𝕘𝕘𝕠𝕥."

𝕚 𝕠𝕡𝕖𝕟 𝕒 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕪 𝕓𝕠𝕩 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕣 𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦. 𝕚 𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕓𝕪 𝕡𝕦𝕥𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕, 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕣𝕥 𝕞𝕚𝕕𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕤 𝕔𝕒𝕟'𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞.

"𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕚 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦?" 𝕚 𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕕, "𝕚 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕒 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖: 𝕝𝕖𝕥'𝕤 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕪 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤 𝕚 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕦𝕡 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕦𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕒."

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

𝒊 𝒓𝒊𝒑 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒙 𝒐𝒇 𝒑𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒚𝒔 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒄𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒂 𝒂𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒆

"𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉"

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

❝ 𝐡𝐞𝐲! 𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭! ❞

𝐢 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐲𝐭𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐛 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬, 𝐢 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.

𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐢 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐛 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐱 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚! 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝟏𝟐!

❝ 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐦𝐚 . . . ❞

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"𝕒𝕨𝕖𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖," 𝕚 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕪 𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕧𝕠𝕣𝕖. 𝕚 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕤𝕚𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕫𝕖𝕟 𝕠𝕗 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕪 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕦𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕒.

"𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕𝕟'𝕥 𝕚𝕥 𝕗𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕚𝕗... 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕜𝕖?" 𝕚 𝕤𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕝𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕗𝕦𝕝 𝕘𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖, "𝕚𝕟 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕥, 𝕚𝕥'𝕤 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕜, 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕓𝕠𝕪."

𝕚 𝕜𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕝 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚 𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕜. 𝕚 𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕞𝕪 𝕞𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕙 𝕠𝕡𝕖𝕟, 𝕞𝕪 𝕥𝕖𝕖𝕥𝕙 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕓 𝕒 𝕡𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕥.

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

𝐚𝐬 𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐲, 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧. 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐚 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝.

𝐢 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐮𝐩 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝟏𝟖 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐬. 𝐢 𝐰𝐫𝐚𝐩 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐣𝐞𝐫𝐤 𝐨𝐟𝐟. 𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐢 𝐦𝐨𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞.

❝ 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞. ❞

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

projectile pocky sticks Come out as pp penis cock splooges like a rocket Launcher and pokes eye and Die nigga die

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

❝ 𝐍𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎!!!! 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍!!!! ❞

𝐢 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐝𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤, 𝐚𝐬 𝐢 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐣𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟𝐟. 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐢 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

At this point, Shinzo Abe, prime minister of Japan, is sheeting incontrollably behind the door at the image of two grown adults wasting perfectly usable pocky sticks.

His mother was very strict about food, and even more about pocky sticks.

Abe-chan, if you ever have the chance of finding a pocky-sticku, you have to remember: it only belongs inside a fertile manko. Only then will she be able to give birth to healthy japanese Liberal Democratic Party voters.

As these words reverberated inside Abe's head, he clenched his fists in rage and impotence.