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does anyone want to hear a story from my american high school days? when i was in high school if you wanted to be with the cool kids you had to do a certain ritual. you had to climb up the flagpole and insert the top of it into your asshole. i did exactly this and i finally became cool. the end.
I am 12 and African American. I love hentai and loli. I like to look at loli and put my figer up my butthole. My sister helps me.
How much do you love pubic hair? (Whether yours, or your partner's, or someone else's.)
I've been wondering quite a bit. Seems that these days people cherish a well-trimmed section more than a natural one. Personally, I prefer untrimmed girls. It feels more... well, real, and mature/adult. Shaved parts leave me feeling all weird inside.
Must explain why I love Japanese women -- probably because the majority of their films have their women in unshaved form.
I've also heard that in Korea, women are (sort of) culturally required to maintain their pubic hair. It's a sign of fertility, or something like that. Anyone know anything (or more) about this? I'd appreciate if you could enlighten me.
Saw a skinhead beat up a native american guy, then stood over him grabbing his own dick and said "Go home and listen to your Twisted Sister".
okay.
it’s come to my attention that saying this could very well be necessary, as there are many who don’t yet understand the truth. let me explain to you, sweet sheep. anal has never been reality. you may have seen it, lined with silk and roses in your favorite Pornographic Male Interaction Manga, but the images you see there are all falsehoods-nothing more and nothing less. when your lover puts his dongle in your dingle, everything you thought you knew will be exposed as lies. the roses will wilt. the silk was actually just that cheap fake satiny shit you get from target. don’t be fooled by the hype, my children. anal is impossible.
Sew one button, doesn't make u a tailor; cook one meal, doesn't make u a chef; but f* one horse and u r a horsef*er for all of history
Fucking ol corn nut head 👏 the hindenberg was a false flag lookin ass👏 limited release of kool and the gang's mixtape feet 👏if you or someone you know has been diagnosed with mesothilioma you may be entitled to compensation dressed nigga 👏
😤boy roasted