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It's for the best. Touhou was never meant to be sexualised.

>>2 Rule 34.

>>3
Rule 901: No.

watersports now.

>>4 Is that an internet rule, or an unholy citadel rule?

>>6
The unholy citadel runs the Internet, our rules are supreme. Well it's kind of a joint between us, dqn, and the planetary gear mechanism.

>>7 If by joint you mean rivalry.

Here is a list of the internet rules, in chronological order. Keep in mind that these are descriptive, not prescritive. They are observations, like the laws of nature, not guidelines, like a pirate code.

#34 There is porn of it. No exceptions.
#35 If there is no porn of it, 4chan will make it.
#36 If you thought of it, someone has a fetish for it.
#14 If you argue with a troll, they have already won.
#61 Chuch Norris.
#62 It has been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
#63 For every male character, there is a female version of that character. For every female character, there is a male version of that character. Corollary: Rule #34.
#0 The internet perceives censorship as obstruction and will route around it. Corollary: Trying to remove something from the internet is like trying to fish piss out of the pool. Corrolary #2: Trying to remove something from the net will draw unwanted attention to it. This is called the Streisand-effect. Corollary #2.1: The more mirrors get taken down, the more come into existence.
#1 There are no girls on the internet. Corollary: We are all straigth white male twenty-year-old American college boys. Corollary #29: On the internet, all men are men, all women are men, and all children are undercover FBI agents.
#2 On the internet, no-one knows if you're a dog or space alien.
#3 Never underestimate the bandwidth of a truck full of tapes.
#4 If it works, there is porn in it.
#5 If it works well, there is political activism in it.
#6 Godwin's Law: The longer a discussion goes, the more inevitable there will be a comparison to Nazis. Corollary: Whereupon the discussion becomes meaningless. Corollary #2: The one doing the comparison loses the argument.
#7 There are always trolls in it.
#8 Everything and everyone that exists, exists on the internet. Corollary: The real world is but a shadow of the net.
#43 If porn exists, we will use it to make things.
#24 I don't always repost, but when I do, I repost all of it.

For comparison: Here are the collected rules of the Unholy Citadel:

1. No hoofed mammals
2. no being black
3. no being gay except on tuesdays
4. Cats welcome
5. Keep the windows shut, or the bees might come in
6. There's no time
7. We don't need to fucking badgers.
8. There are only seven rules.

#42 Life, the universe, and everything.

#41 It needs more desu. No exceptions.

Now it's Cirno, much better.

>>11
much better, indeed.

Baka Cirno-chan, you're not a bee.

>>13 We don't really care, do we?

>>13
Cirno-chan is cuter than bee, and stronger.

FUCK YS!! CIRNO!!

The bee must have stung Cirno, oh GOD NO!

>>8
9. No hoofed mammals

>>17 Cirno must have eaten the bee.

HAPPY CIRNO DAY 9/9/13 !

hello fellow cirno researchers, i have found this site through cirno and cirno related search. i look forward to reading your insights.

OH GOD WHERE DID SHE GO I CAN'T SEE HER ANYMORE!

HOLY FUCK WHERE DID SHE GO

i have taken her to my laboratory for further study.

>>24 Please publish the results here.

>>25 after exhaustive testing, i have come to the conclusion that cirno is the strongest but also a baka baka.

I wish I had friends who would cross dress as Touhou characters and masturbate with me.

>>27
I'd dress as a Touhou character, but I'm not interested in masturbating. I wouldn't object to you masturbating, though.

>>28 Do you like to attend teaparties while wearing a frilly dress?

>>29
Who doesn't?

>>30 Then this should be relevant to your interests:
treeboard.sageru.org/tb/tree?305

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2hu

Test.

dude WHAT