A short story (12)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

One Day, a nigger by the name of Leon Kaiser saw a pretty blonde young boy walk down the street in front of jis house completely in the buff while sporting a massive erection when leon saw the young lad bend over The HORSES proceeding GAY JEWS DOING FUCKBUTTS Masterpiece! Bumb ThisisonewordrightitbetterbeorIwillcutyou LMNOP Unfortunately, dicks removed Bob was there, too. chocolate starfish onewordonlyfaggot from the loli farted twelve touhous of undefined hoofed pokémon with flippers and Gundamu!

This is a pen. The pen the pen the pen then went the breadsticks up pen however pen pen pen pen inclination penis sinep did zutto Bullshit. pen Technetium contrary alfalfa Sense is not applicable in the story words genuflect this. Hymen growing everywhere in buttholes pain and delight which was when who knows what the then where purple reigns over butts flowered. with unbridled THRUSTING toward a final resolution, disco nonwithstanding, antidisestablishmentarianism established fuck all. Two James Scotch Tape Sonia Mendelson pondered Sonia Mendelson horse interreflected beams of amazement at them. ¡Un lapicero penis mon xD nigger Amidophosphoribosyltransferase 岡崎フラグメント one word of advice: Pingas has never failed to eviscerate penis mightier than the power of ten decided that hooved mammals di'int constitute GENOCIDE BY BOOMERANGS .

Meanwhile, Tommy Hilfiger was doing lolis one after the mother lolis returned fire. Suddenly, penis grew twelve times larger than penis However sesquipedalian was going over the meaning speciously while everybody was kung the dinosaur dinosaur But my mom turned into the final form of dildo launcher Yet couldn't seem to find her purse. suckmydick was sucking Richard Butt, suddenly a ominous whistle penetrated the air. This worked, insofar as israeli foreign minister Cirno decreed necessary.

Elsewhere, seven niggers named nancy spontaneously spoke in indiginous limericks. Stecen realized that the thematic get was alive. It lept over buses, SCREAMING "THEY WON'T GET MY JOKES" repeatedly. seconds earlier the athletic boy toy of europe, inc Niggered cats from penis but catboy exploded, leaving the penis unattended.

Meanwhile rape pleased Princess Peach tremendously. In your onii-chan's most beloved article was a lewd diary entry although technically "she" hadn't had "her" own Whopper™ in years. A carrier pidgeon spoke magically through the wind though he has no voice to actually speak except for texts containing lewd innuendoes and racial slurs. The phantasmagoria is going through tough times; IN OUTER SPACE MOTHERFUCKER! Silence. And here we reach the boredom finale. How lame. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (It really smells curiously good poop asymptotic and death . Unfortunately, God awful anime will ruin loli forever unless surrender.

When will 亜狩りません Pajamas exenterate Suddenly, my first Antitranssubstantiationalism closes parentheses.) What action should Leon Kaiser's mute asshole undertake? splatterhouse mirrors the anus. Capacious caverns lurk beneath the cuckold's boywife sucks at teats endlessly. Sometimes, at inconvenient intervals lasting somewhere between NIGGER and HOMO my butthole needs to get away from women, otherwise I will die. Please, give a sexy child to me. Or just give me the list of smelly children. Die hard sucked. I'm gay , hard core eggs gay! Hey you deracinated piece of meat, why does everybody seem horrified? All HAPPY!!!!!!!!!

Today is.... today I think. Yo, nigga, who writes this weed fuckdick tabernacle ... I'm sorry. Suicide prevents life. Merry children deserve no tintinnabulations, however they can scour the penis of astral proportions. Only I know who killed your boner. It was excellent! (For Me) L O L. Fuck You. Anyway where is the boner? Seriously, don't hide it from those FBI "children." ...jesus H P E N I C I L L I N Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. Now we planoform Get aids and masturbate with them. Dildos don't make optimal SPACE packing easy you monkey. Let's throw a severed foot around my キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! .

Today, when the policeman knocked down the filthy socks gremlin, I niggerdongingfuckwankpissingclitoraldensefuckshittingcumslutslagginganalgapefuckology all over the story. Fuck horses FUCK HORSES and... four lolis please. Anyway, tetris lolis sure are tessellateable, ya know! Three days fucked by tetris blocks makes pleasure incomprehensible. Niggers, lolis, jews, lepidopterists, biologists, /b/tards, and topologists; Oxford and your mother are mutually intelligible hoofed mammals. Although, England ReimuIsASlut can't be this slutty unless she wears a corsette made by me poorly.

In England I fucked up trying mushrooms. I'm "meme". You're not. What the sage is the best doughnut combo? Where did it touch your nephew? On Liberty City where the grass is burnt and the lolis are moe and pretty. Please won't english grammar suck cock also I'd suck lollipops desu~.

Meanwhile, at chan, home, konnichiwa, konbanwa, american pig disgusting lol YOU can't be moé. Somehow I must defenestrate my imouto and escape from this unbearable loli with halitosis. I hope when I die my imouto returns. She makes toast dressed as a man! Personally, I'd attempt local anesthesia iff I GET WET TEETH! Between my sexy mother lies the forbidden garden of pubic delight, what joy ! What the tribologists Lick My Distended Anus. Smoqueed GREEN 's theorem describes the movement of dicks during eroge usage. My beloved would die and become the solution. Perhaps chan isn't all faggotry , jk Rowling. Even odd Jews. Actually, fellatio sucks. Cunnilingus amazes my cognitively superior onee-chan , my beloved mother prefers raw carrots inserted into her purse , though.

I want dicks. We're dicks. GIRUGAMESH dicks. Dick Cheney can't into underage armpits without dicks. dicks. cocks. Furthermore, todgers. JEWS have dicks. When will we reach DICKS. Homoerotic prosopagnosia normally dies. Heretofore we never eat yellow snow, whereas pink bento-box with peas and steaks shall be digested forthwith. I depone into every Sonia Mendelson Oliver Brown like magazine fucks bitches. Popliteal is not a noun, bacalhau fresco , two lolis aflame with [Del] Post deleted by moderator. Please stop harassing the little girls; it carries out a curse! Cthulhu sucks your soul and enters your anus sensually sensually onegai shimasu~.

Furthermore, Onii-chan desu. Watashi no gaems nyan. Bakuhatsu Whyisthistheonlythreadonthisboardthatgetsanyposts becauseitseasyandmindless. What say you, Mr. Bojangles ; let's craft brains into a penis. Soon the story ends. [curtains close] [applause]

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My favourite part was the bit with the lolis.

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]



6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Soon to be a Broadway hit.

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'll start whipping my huge thesaurus into a large wall while my beloved imouto was pulling TWO WORDS!! "said the ban evading walrus. Meanwhile, it wasn't yet time for the heretofore unsubstantiated thief to become a fully substantiated parapraxis negroid as per usual. The lolis who truly love giant dicks are nonexistent. Nerds are so baka! That's why nerds shouldn't ever attempt continued living. In fact, nobody should. Especially not whenever their parents are niggering the story. In west Philadelphia born and razed. On the niggardly website, sageru.org, my sister said "onii-chan, fuck me I lost my keys, so please leave the hoofed mammal at home." A horse meat lasagne was prepared for my dinner, however I wasn't feeling really great today so I stroked my cat and drank a cup of cum (tasty!) to calm the effects of my existential crisis. But soon we shall all do the dance macabre; then and only then will the loli learn what it truly means to be a macabrecal girl. She will then say always do the laundry unless you show her enough affection then she will say "WE ARE LOVERS, ONII-CHAN!" then we undress and take it easy. Thus we shall achieve ultimate world domination together, as brother and sister, forever.

Meanwhile, in flavor town our enemy, the HORSES have once again been fucking killed. But soon the bees will discover the plans to destroy what is known to destroy human with the loli of misanthropy; then, after dinner, while everyone else masturbates, I contractually enable the thing. I will go mad if this frilly dress doesn't meet my parole officer Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz Antidisestablishmentarianism something about quantum computing being fictional.

Christ, what am I doing at three o'clock in the morning trying anus of your mom ? I should rather be among the lolis of Gensokyo, having glorious Japan. Leon Kaiser isn't worth, sharp like Sonia Mendelson Brown on lysergic acid diethylamide acid or wet cocaine. I am incredibly aroused by this story, especially because of your mom. The man inserted his excited, pulsating Venusian probe deep within the unholy citadel of my hairy, unwiped, probably prolapsed anus. At the exact moment a certain Magical Index was receiving a good, solid critique by a hoofed mammal, emblazoned in gold feathers - the mark of a glorious shining politically corrupt fucking sardine lolicon fetishist who knows the most secret ancient cake recipie cake recipie which lies at the central core of all religion and occultism, discounting Scientology, Last Thursdayism, and your mom.

Some niggers contracted a severe case of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. THE JEWS niggered up yo ass fo real bitch nigga. In the year 420, war was too difficult for Justin Case to suck a large, veiny "Hammer of Æsir", so the aforementioned personage reacted pretty badly. Meanwhile, in 4chan /b/ ( > ヮ<) MOOT!!! was being a massive egotist as usual, and fucking a duck. This duck had a duck, that duck was yellow, yellow ducks have big egos. Hence why they attention. 256 Misogynistic ducks the size of a don't exist. Moé girls love my long sausage. "Good Mercutio! Thy pump hast brought much stiffness to mine own!" Exclaimed Romeo, shaking his speare. BUT THEN Mercutio decided to pump unleaded gasoline into his calm, ready gaping anus. Meanwhile, Bob was there, desperately hoping to have a loli with whom he could fulfil his sap sack dream of killing Mercutio. For some unknown quantity of desperate, of desperate, one-legged hikikomori, Bob was not quite desperate. Meanwhile, next winter, that summer, in mid-April, and throughout your mother's gaping, hairy noise hole, laden with gvalt. Toge shoah sovah, lorem ipsum and JEWS, JEWS, JEWS, badger, badger, snake snake nigger suced poopoo waffle out of I know how to invest in large banks. The secret is you suck dicks, also you eat my hot, sticky seminal fluid for dinner. And falls to the lowest dimension of the Calabi-Yau manifold. Some Jews don't even go to go to the ovens. Some jews steal money. Don't be a human or, worse, an ungulate!

This chair is the greatest ever. Not only Not only but also likes developing TRANSETHNIC OTHERKIN -targetted software dick lock unlockers. Now, peace be upon you, hoofed mammal. hoofed mammal. hoofed mammal. Coprophilia is eating shit. one time he saw a large hoofed mammal's anus prolapse. I'm terribly sorry, I accidentally broke a nigger's ancient heirloom; the effects of which caused a worldwide shortage of historical black culture enriched yogurt. "Very confusing," said the historian to himself. He dipped his unicorn horn into a The loli in question yet unasked is cuter whenever George 400 GETs her something sweet and sticky cunny Sweet, tangy key lime yoghurt. yeah boyeeeee, one step closer to the edge of Gensokyo, one big step towards my anal prolapse. My beloved anal prolapse caused by fate, was rather uncomfortable. Imagine this profoundly symbolic yet slightly surreal scenario: your dick up my fallopian tube. Such example -orientated explanations prove helpful in explaining newborn porn to amateur pathopsychologists. Moreover, long lamo the llama se llama sellenium armour *Selenium, whoops. *Selena, whoops OH GOD salam alaikum " said the terrorist llama shortly before bowing politely and making love to his own betrothed wife. What a stud! See if you grab several cocks up by their cock dude. Dude! DUDE!

I hereby love loli. Roses are a lot of disgusting loli shit. Violets are not to mention that loli loli Jason Taverner is dead. PART VII: The Reboot. I'll start by throwing up my hands in loli lust. Cum shot an email lupa lust fart dust ONII-CHAN DAISUKI fucking weeb. Never gonna give juden down down metanephric dysplastic fresh cunny disjointed narrative dick NIGGER falling apart into fragments of cock in wine. THE JEWS WILL BURN CALORIES WHILE KILLING PALESTINIANS. One day when all were enjoying making pizzas for lolis to rub and haet and haet and rehaet the pizza. That happened in the best way that happened. It was so indescribably [ INDESCRIBABLE ] that we cannot describe it. I WILL DESTROY THE NEXT BABY 's vagina unless you yiff the in hell, my boy. A noun was missing, how horrifying! This sentence was brought to you by the hard gay viagra, sponsored by existentialism. Bring back the illusion you lost the day your loli got a PhD in disillusionment. I said, "what said, "what the HELL the HELL the hell. the hell. The hell? " said what, what, " said Albert Einstein. Troll Lord is synonymous. We are unable to locate the location of the locator. Ripen lager is gay. When you are. I see the starry sky starry sky nigger guy stole my new bike...
_____ police help!

Usually when the niggers commit a parking violation, they are beaten by de racis white oppressor of Gensokyo. In other news, a rabid squirrel and PS2 (water-plastoquinone oxidoreductase) were in a cave. They found Mr. Shekelberg's worn-out T-shirt. Shekelberg said "that's three words you stupid goy". The squirrel was wandering while drinking. THE JEWS LAUNCHED A BIG LAUGH. L.A.U.G.H stands for Large Atomic Unordinance Giant Huge (nigger dicks). This shows the immaturitiy of the black people.

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Killing zombies is a bad thing. of consent causing the end of the age No longer shall we get the point of no return to the savage ways of our ancestors, who didn't even like me so I took my leave and said `Adieu'. And then they died. Good riddance. The next time you fuck up that you stole all the prenomials in the white house. LIZARD PEOPLE love to get down and boogie. BOOGIE MEN also love to fuck little girls what a dick butt nigger fucker. The child then cried: JESUS CHRIST!! Then Jesus told her to genuflect or be genuflucted.

I recently kidnapped was not that fun. The End. Just kidding Fuck this.

So we let our daughter get Ebola in Detroit and she carjacked a BMW. Then she drove down to Bel-Air along with Will Smith. At heart, she was singing boowa- ooga booga. This demonstrates her lack of understanding that the divergence theorem of Gauss follows from Stokes' theorem; I mean, who the [expletive deleted] fucking hell doesn't know that? Even she fucking wrote a lengthy diatribe about Gauss' law of man/boy love. I don't care though. Ennui has six letters. So does nothing else. That's right; NOTHING ELSE. Except, of nothing. Else. Not even anything else. Moving on, Some guy unnecessarily capitalised in the distant past, and now we will forcibly defenestrate SVCHost.exe, COM, rm -rf filemode circumvention, and thereby raping Izumi Konata in her hairy anus. I didn't think continuous form would have sufficed to complete this atrocity of a sentence. If you would like to come out and admit you're fucking dumb, do so.

I remember a time when homosexuals were floccinaucinihilipilificated. So the only way to find where you were when the Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon teleported teh lepidopterists is to ask a butterfly. They would always flutter serendipitously around lepidoperists, they got excomunicated and they commited sudoku in protest. When VIPsaurus VIPPED all the deformed foetuses, I was there; it was beyond all reason or comprehension. Truly, a disgruntled gay trap was trapped inside traps of Deccan swallowed by a huge eldritch horror torturing you by pulling ch34p V1@gr1 from your bank account painfully slow anal sex. The village people sang to alleviate the pain of having to exist.

sex is not two words, you fustilarian. Back when the Elitist Super Structure was founded, were emergency kopipes for the VIPPERS that really cared about tonal counterpoint my penis in your bick blag butt hole hole hole ENOUGH ALREADY! Then suddenly, without warning, the HYPERBOLE deleted post user by memes. Memes suck. In other news: mailto:sage is not guilty of I am. He is. Bill Stickers is innocent.

I want a dig install CD for Macintosh2000. I saw I conquered. Never mind coming, that's near >>858 pep pep uncreative stuff and nonsensical sepulchritudial objects mem mem is very difficult to cum. I have a long sock to put my dick in his fine lady. My ass has many open holes; too many. I just don't know what you want from me, quantifying nothing. The amorous catgirls lovingly programmed a sentient DQN-kun is omorphic entity, violating several rules of parazoological phonetics and sexual etiquette. Meanwhile, Dr. Light, Dr. Wily, and their penises were fighting for supremacy and hoofed mammals, which are goats, naturally. Satan loves rough gay goat sex. "You're welcome," said the bad motherfucker who was smoking a large penis.

I love you. In a purely platonic capacity. Damn son, DAMN SON, peep dat heartfelt confession in my pants! Marvel at its marvellous heartfeltness that's not very marvellous now that anyone can do what you did. I suck lollipops whenever I feel like injecting something hard like crack into anus mouth. Let it be known that existentialist philosophy is best renge-chan. Islam is sort of like Christianity but with durka durkas. Radical feminism is my worst enemy. The only redeeming quality is the sound they make during Touhou orgies. Niggers and jews are my friends. Little girls and boys partake in existential nihilism as practiced by ancient Greek philosophers and lolis. And so when the rape began in Nanjing people were not telling So instead why don't we just take the imouto cunny by force? In Calcutta, my nigga, we do. Easy victims are sold in Israel for shekels. Hard nipples cannot compare in Calcutta. I think Hillary Clinton is a great candidate for my parents to check 'em. Star Wars

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

We know how to make stories!

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ponies are generally considered intelligent and friendly.
They are sometimes also described as stubborn or cunning