If _______ was/were legal (39)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If ______ was/were legal, I'd ____________.

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

rape, stop masturbating and feel content in life

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If kopipe was legal, I'd campaign to make it illegal again.

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

if drinking and driving were legal, i'd raid the local funeral home a lot more often

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

if touching mummies were legal, i'd touch a lot more mummies.

i get in trouble a lot for going to museums and touching mummies ヽ(´ー`)ノ

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

if shitting dick nipples were legal, I'd cut them off.

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If incest were legal, I'd have a girlfriend.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If killing kittens were legal, I'd have a lot to fap to.

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If public nudity was legal, I'd not bother with wearing clothes during the summer.

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If marrying my 15-year-old cousin were legal— Oh wait, it is!

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

yeah, but you actually have to get that 15-year old cousin to marry you.

If I were a 15 year old girl I wouldn't marry my cousin, just saying.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't think that would be too hard. She asked me once if I would ever consider going out with her even though she's my cousin, and when I told her that I might consider it she asked me about that.

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ were legal, I'd jump in the air.

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If having sex with children was legal, i'd love it.

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

suck my cock

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If Marijuana was legal, I would smoke it every day.

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

why does it have to be legal for you to smoke it every day? i still smoke it everyday all the same.

19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If gay marriage was legal, I'd still be so ronery

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21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>20, read what it said before it was deleted.

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>21 what did it say

23 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 [Del]

How the fuck should I know?

24 Name: !xi8/JKFwzo [Del]

If $1 was legal I would $2

25 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

{P, Q}

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If horses were legal, beggars would ride.

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If horses were legal, I would have no use for my horse.

28 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If CP was legal I'd post it here.

29 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

if drugs were legal, i'd drink less

>>18-san, please take a moment to learn elementary logic.

30 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If depression was illegal I'd be in jail for life.

31 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>10 here again.
It looks like it's actually not legal, because we're both girls and we live in an ass-backwards state that doesn't let girls marry girls. Not that it really matters, though. We kind of drifted apart after her sister walked in on us making out and threatened to tell their parents if we didn't stop seeing each other.

32 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If happiness were legal, I'd give you a dab of that sunshine

33 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dabs are legal in cali and colorado

34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

b-but that isnt what i meant
might as well ask though, how is the quality of legalized marijuana down there? has it been degraded or defiled with chemicals yet or is it actually good?

35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What do you mean "ass backwards"? They probably don't let gay men marry either so they are relatively persistent. Personally I don't agree with gay marriage. The actual term "marriage" is a Christian term and explicitly states that marriage is between a man and a woman. Not that I am religious it just doesn't even fucking make sense to get married if you are gay. And also there are so little benefits to being married that I seriously do not get the American stigma to GET married. It is fucking ridiculous. You should be thanking your government because now you can possibly live your life without your girlfriend pressuring you into marriage for an expensive ring. "MARRIAAGGGEE IS A SYMBOL OF LOOOOVE" has never been so untrue, it is just a business now. There are many more detriments to the practice than there are benefits, and you can live with your partner without a ring too.

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In America, there are HUGE tax benefits to being married. Also, most employers offer health insurance and other benefits for spouses, but not for girlfriends. Fixing the broken tax and health care systems would make government-recognized marriage completely irrelevant.

37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


>The actual term "marriage" is a Christian term

What are the Buddhist, Hindu, Vodun, Asatru, and Muslim equivalent terms for "marriage"?

38 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm in favor of eliminating those tax breaks. Marriage as a government-recognized institution was intended to increase the population. We don't exactly have an underpopulation problem these days.

39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


>We don't exactly have an underpopulation problem these days.

World population would be decreasing if it weren't for immigration.