If _______ was/were legal (39)

1 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If ______ was/were legal, I'd ____________.

2 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

rape, stop masturbating and feel content in life

3 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If kopipe was legal, I'd campaign to make it illegal again.

4 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

if drinking and driving were legal, i'd raid the local funeral home a lot more often

5 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

if touching mummies were legal, i'd touch a lot more mummies.

i get in trouble a lot for going to museums and touching mummies ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

6 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

if shitting dick nipples were legal, I'd cut them off.

7 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If incest were legal, I'd have a girlfriend.

8 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If killing kittens were legal, I'd have a lot to fap to.

9 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If public nudity was legal, I'd not bother with wearing clothes during the summer.

10 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If marrying my 15-year-old cousin were legal— Oh wait, it is!

11 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>10
yeah, but you actually have to get that 15-year old cousin to marry you.

If I were a 15 year old girl I wouldn't marry my cousin, just saying.

12 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>11
I don't think that would be too hard. She asked me once if I would ever consider going out with her even though she's my cousin, and when I told her that I might consider it she asked me about that.

13 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If ⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃ were legal, I'd jump in the air.

14 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If having sex with children was legal, i'd love it.

15 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If NIGGER was legal, I would NIGGER FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING.

16 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

suck my cock

17 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If Marijuana was legal, I would smoke it every day.

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