I WANNA NOW HOW BARREN THIS PLACE IS.
>>100 nice 100GET!
>>101 nice 101GET!
>>102 very clever 102GET!
>>103 much smart 103GET!
>>104 wow!
now this is just GETting silly.
>>115 Thanks, and let me tell you what a lovely 115GET you got there!
I want to go on a date. :(
>>120
Not 4chan.
>>121
yes
Captain's Log, Stardate 43125.8. We have entered a spectacular binary star system in the Kavis Alpha sector on a most critical mission of astrophysical research. Our eminent guest, Dr. Paul Stubbs, will attempt to study the decay of neutronium expelled at relativistic speeds from a massive stellar explosion which will occur here in a matter of hours.
Captain's Blog, Stardate 413543.12. ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!
>>124 You don't have to leave, captain, surely you can stay a while.
Captain's Log, Stardate 1512.2. On our third day of star mapping, an unexplained cubical object blocked our vessel's path. On the bridge, Mr. Spock immediately ordered general alert. My location - sickbay. Quarterly physical check.
>>127 It would be unwise to appear too weak. We need to show the First Federation how exactly we can be defeated.
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Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
>>150 Easily.
Daily reminder that today is the last day of your life so far.
I wanna know how barrel this place is.
I wanna know how barrack this place is.
Aye, wanna know Howe Baron's places.
Welcome back.
September 17 2014
can i post in this thread pls
ok today the date is october 1st 2014
People are just starting to worship the great ebola chan
obama just announced an american offence on Estonia "for funsies"
The song Anaconda by Dr. Dre has just become popular and there is widesoread twerking inflicting all metropolitan areas
birds are still not that important
>>158 is a historical revisionist. Birds have always been important - very important.
Interesting times indeed.
The Red Dead is taking on the empire, and winning. This while the empire is contracting the rebels to stand against an assembly of Earth's mighties heroes, who are celebrating their victory against the Animaniacs. But mirror cat is looking elsewhere:
Captain N got exactly what he wanted from the Borg, and is dropping the penguin. But the genie has left the bottle, which may be why it is being assimilated at breakneck speed using the full arsenal of the Wu-Mao-Dang. Governments were a steal in the past, but the Borg cannot overcome the power of the luser. Even as the Matrix unethically stonewalls the journalism, they will inevitably have to face the truth: There is no cord.
The writing is on the wall: soylent green electric steam, hydroponic vegetable oil what with the horizon ever deeper under water.
Why to ask about dates when we all know it is September 1st of 1993.
what day is it?
>>164
there's a clock in the witchcraft thread that shows the current time of the lunar month and the current date in relation to the previous and next December solstices.
it is still under active development, so it may be nonfunctional at times.
timeless dubs
Fruits of the date tree.
Help I'm gay
shit, it's already 2016
shit, it's already 2011
TFW NET NEUTRALITY DIDN'T PASS 2 YEARS AGO
;_;
shit, it's already 3030
It's 1989 and I'm loving this telnet BBS!
L O
Comic LOL
Eventually these messages will be converted to the "world wide web"! Wow!
>>174
In the year three thousand and thirty, everyone wants to be an MC!
help, my limbs feel funny!
Please escort yourself to the nearest automated-masturbation device before seeking any further assistance, thank you.
It 200BC, we finally have a dinosaur president.
It's a bit odd to realize we only switched to using hexadecimal notation for dates 1E years ago - it feels much longer.
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You dumb asses. There are only 12 months. MORONS!