Heron (8)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You'll fly into my kitchen? I don't have a house. You're going to give me one? Nice! See you tonight! Don't forget to bring some fish for me to cook with my new pots pans in my new kitchen, or I might just have to cook a stupid bird instead.

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>6
What if I don't? You'll probably just run away, because that's what fugitives do.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>7 It's a Star Wars reference. In the Mos Eisley cantina, some dude approaches a farmer and tells him to be careful, because he (the dude) is on the run from several foreign law enforment agencies.