Lately, a mentally ill heron has been flying into DOZENS of KITCHENS in an attempt to make a mess of your pots and pans.
This individual ahes a long neck and picks fish out of the water w/ his beak. He has been using thousands of fellow birds to attack kitchens which he disagrees with and then report them to the Gordon Ramsay.

Lately, a mentally ill Terrorist has been uploading TERRABYTES of BEES to multiple imageboard and imageboard-related websites in an attempt to get them to call the exterminator.
This individuals name is Ezekiel Sutro, he owns a group of websites called Multich. He has been using thousands of AWS endpoints and VPNs to attack websites which he disagrees with and then report them to the pest control.

Lately, a mentally ill Gamer has been uploading TERRABYTES of JEDI STAR WARS KNIGHTS ROMS to multiple imageboard and imageboard-related websites in an attempt to get them to call Disney's DCMA staff.
This individuals name is Melvin Wax, he owns a group of websites called Sageru. He has been using thousands of AWS endpoints and VPNs to attack websites which he disagrees with and then report them to the copyright police.