Rules are simple. You must insult posts, but only the posts that haven't been posted.

I'll start:

>>2 is gay.

>>3 is a teenaged Nietzsche wannabe.

>>5 what you said isn't true.

>>4 got away without an insult.
>>6 is insecure about its sexuality.

I am not awesome.

>>7 will become the next US president

>>7

Shut up, fag.

How can I be president if I'm dead?

>>8 is a jerkface.

>>9 is small and annoying.

>>11 does not exist.

>>10 was interviewed for Otaku no Video

lol i will delete this

what fucking password?
Anyway,
>>13
Has a terrible taste in ties.

test

>>14
Has terrible taste buds.

>>16
Has terrible taste in buds.

>>17
Is just plain terrible, bud.

>>19
Will probably be as bad as >>17

>>21 will be a self insulting fuckstick, like your mother

>>22 Can't even leap buildings in a single bound.

>>21 just sucks.

>>22 is a pathetic idiot.

mnr7u7

>>23 is a retarded bum.

You know what? Fuck >>381. That wanker.

>>1000 Is a goddamn frocking ass-hat. Go die asshole.

>>1001 is an inexistent motherfucker.

>>29 can't insult me because he's a cocksucker.

>>666 is the devil himself. Fuckin' Hellie.

>>533 is an asshole and fuck >>30 because he's a stupid hikki NEET and he needs to kill himself.

>>993 is kinda GHEY bro

>>32 is a fucktard.

>>-1 is an idiot.

>>37 is a fucking cunt. I hate you, go suck a thousand dicks.

>>38 uh oh you've turned it to reverse! retard!

>>39 no u fucktard u

>> 42 can eat the peanuts out of my shit

I CAN'T FIND ANY FUCKING PEANUTS >>41!!

>>58 is a MASSIVE cunt, and I mean MASSIVE.

>>44 is too nervous to ask out his own hand.
>>45 is 44's hand

Why do all that and waste time when I can just skip to the good part, >>43?

>>46 is moot.

>>47 is a butt-sucker.

>>47 is currently sucking upon my succulent, big, meaty butt.

>>48 is mmrffmf a huge slurp slurp dick

>>49 is DQN

( ˃ ヮ˂) or am I?
>>50 IS A CUNT-DRAGON.

>>322222222

Chris is a fag