Pisssss VS Poop - The Final Battle (39)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Who would win?

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Isn't it obvious when your name says Pooper? Daring to question the power of poop? The absolute heretic!

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Joke's on you, the names are back to normal now!

4 Name: Pisser [Del]

yoyoyo

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cvfd

7 Name: me [Del]

pisses

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"In a way, we all are piss" - Thales of Miletus

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

piss wins

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Piss on a poop, the poop stands strong.
Poop on a piss, the puddle is flung.
Who wins? Ask the mirror.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Poop; poop is more versatile, so it's poop.

Try to poop with your dick to see what i mean. Everyone has probably already pissed from their arse so we'll skip that part.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When you sit down to piss you are taking a step towards self-actualization. You know that you will not be able to get every single drop in the toilet. You understand that there will be mistakes, and that a sacrifice must be made to eliminate them.

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

planet piss

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>no cummer

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>14
You fool, how does one cum without either pissing or pooping in the process?????

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>15
by vomiting and doing transcendent yoga at the same time

17 Name: Cummer [Del]

cum wins

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19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ok coomer

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!kjmOSUVl [Del]

poopy cum?

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

去る運子 *v* 

22 Name: Sweater [Del]

i want to lick uncle's armpit sweat

23 Name: pissoar [Del]

i will piss

24 Name: pisoar [Del]

i will piss

25 Name: pisoar [Del]

i will piss

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

he piss

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I pissed

28 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

pisse

29 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i will piss

30 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i already pissed

31 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i SHIT, and you EAT

32 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i PISS, and you DRINK

33 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>31
>>32
JAJAJAJA

34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I piss man I pissy piss in toilet and bottle but sometime peeepe the flor drinking

35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

reeeeeeeeee

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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  ヘ ll  (0l ll  (0l ll  (0l ll  (0.l ll  ゝ,/,/,,,,,,,,/_____//,,,,,,,,_/
   ヽゝ__,,ノ.ゝ__,,ノ,ゝ__,,ノ,ゝ__,,ノ,ゝ_,,_ /,,,,,,,/ゝ__,ノ,ゝ__,ノ,/,,,,,,,/

37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cum

39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

eating piss = cool, natural
eating poop = creepy, satanic