Akiza Akari gulped as she nervously eyed the turned back of her senpai MC Ride.
im sorry your thread is dead bud
" said Cena John-sensei, rubbing
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It is probable that Chris's inactive lifestyle and frequent patronage of McDonald's is the cause of his obesity. The number of times Chris claims to eat there, two or three times a week,[7] is equivalent to going an average of 130 times a year. During his phone call with Kacey and her father, he claimed to have cut down to one McDonald's trip per week at best, and even that was unquestionably a lie told to impress Mr. Devoria—once a week would still be more than enough to cause health issues. At this rate, Chris may develop serious medical problems—heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes are known to result from continued consumption of fast food.[8]
The trouble is that Chris doesn't seem to realize just how bad fast food actually is. He barely understood that fast food was bad for one's health until roughly the Liquid Saga, when at Kacey's behest he made a feeble effort to clean up his act as far as exercise and eating right. This mostly involved eating salads at McDonald's instead of his usual eight-piece box of chicken nuggets.
In a display of nutritional ignorance, he claimed that having grilled chicken with his garbage food was better than having breaded chicken. This is a common misconception—though grilled contains less fat than breaded, it still comes from a fast food chain and only seems healthy by comparison to everything else McDonald's serves. The "side salad" that he occasionally mentions eating is one of the more inoffensive items on the McDonald's menu, and grilled chicken salads are also not as unhealthy as most of their products. However, these salads are frequently drowned by fat people in cheese and high-calorie dressing. Chris claimed once (in effort to impress a girl, natch) that he refrains from using dressing, but given that he seems to have a dislike for foods without copious amounts of fat, salt, or sugar, this is almost certainly untrue.
Also, the sugar content of a small McDonald's sweet tea is 36 grams.[9] The recommended daily intake of sugar for an adult is about 40 grams.[10]
Akarin looked down at the thread she was holding in her hands. She had indeed unconciously strangled it in nervousness. Akarin blushed profusely. Ride
my dick while Anthony Fantano wears a poop hat.
while Anthony Fantano wears a poop hat
Anthony Fantano wearing a poop hat
makes my dick excited! Therefore having him ride
(whose stage name was just mysteriously uncapitaliszed) ride the Ferris wheel with her was Akarin's first romantic goal.
it's no fun if there isn't some form of restriction in writing
dicks. Dicks spoke about constrained creativity. Dicks are
Anthony Fantano the internet's busiest
richmond. Illinois bakery number one
garbage can forever. Eat my wings
and rice pudding for a Portuguese themed Christmas dinner
with Andre.
Or
not
without my
trusty spatula
. Then all of the sudden, a large bang came from
the kitchen. Mom adopted a pancake! The
open wound festers upon contact. A wizard smiles, for the lizard exists regardless of intention. Burrow your head underground.
The boys are back in town.
It's clobberin' time.
"My memes!" screamed the blacksmith, as he
balanced
his memes
, and in my dreams I
screamed
"FUCK ME HARDER ONII-CHAN! FILL ME WITH YOUR HOT STICKY
TAKYON! OH SHIT I'M FEELIN' IT
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Hi
I'm Akarin.
The child created by me and my imaginary onii-chan.
died in a tornado of bees cast by the evil and maniac
Tokuko. "MY MOM!" shouted the oldfag bat end, as he melanated sponderiferously the keroro gunman, who was
Thirsting for 🅱️🅾️🅱️🅰️ 🅱️🅾️L🅰️ 🅰️Nd 🆑🅾️🅿️🅿️ℹ️🆖 2️⃣ 🅿️🅾️Nℹ️es.
this site is fucking dead and you should kill yourself.
why are you fucking dad and should you kill yourself?
>>35-49
The original is from 2ch's commie board.
The right can't meme. Sad!
So sad that they destroyed the thread.
Under the rubble, a faint voice.
"What was that? Speak LOUDER so I can hear you," demanded Tokuko.
"What was that? Squeak LOUDER so I can hear you," demanded Detective Duck.
Detective Duck did not, as the reader may have imagined, speak with a lisp. Detective Michael Duck, fifth precinct, did not have any kind of speech impediment. His voice was strained, however, as he and Tokuko heaved aside pieces of rubble.
I can't sage my post. I don't see the email box. I click more options but nothing appears.
I got it to work. Here is my story:
A long long time ago there was a useless orphan. nobody cared about orphan because orphan is useless. orphan lived under a giant tree eating acorn, lived for many years. finally one day a passing tiger killed orphan and ate orphan. the end.
>>59
Thank you for the error report. Our hardest-working bees are looking into it.
I fucked a bee once
For sale: one bee, never fucked.
FBI open up!
Avery Morrow
resonated with thousands and bees and his form began to transmogrify thanks to the help of the vibrating bees, and the walls coated with honey.
He instructed his disciples to collect the honey in small glass jars. Soon enough the entire floor was covered in glass jars filled with honey, Avery Morrow then raised his voice and spoke:
It's just piss! All piss!
seethe
," proclaimed Avery as he began to gulp down one honey jar (actually pis) after another.
Squished one
Ender Dragon egg, is what he did next. Fuck! Now I will never retake the Iron Throne. Some people say that the Ender Dragon from Minecraft is a female, but in fact it is male and the female who laid the egg left the male there to guard it. This is a problem to me because I don't know how I will get more Ender Dragon eggs in order to use the resulting dragons to become ruler of the realm.
There is only one solution, which is to get the male Dragon pregnant. He does not have the necessary equipment. But it is but a trivial issue for the future ruler of the realm.