Post-worthy tweets (6)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sits on the end of a see-saw
puts on space helmet
throws a big ol' rock at the other side
rechecks calculations

#nakedandafraid it's the only way to really enjoy space mountain

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>1 Ha, just found this.

By: @wobbles
@FeelNutts I came into this world #nakedandafraid and, darn it, I'll leave this restaurant #nakedandafraid

By: @Dads_Secret
I wished they sized balls like they do boobs so that I could brag to my boys about my DD balls

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bandit @UtilityLimb

WELCOME… TO MY SUBTERRARIUM LAIR [terrarium falls and shatters as couch cushion fort supporting it gives way] [all my turtles escape] NOoo!!
6:20 PM - 2 Nov 2011

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

punts a baby through a fieldgoal post alright enough play time lets get you back to your mom

slowly submerges whole spoon into soup so only handle is visible “my God wat is thiS” take out spoon WAITER THERES A SPOON IN MY SOUP

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Also from @dubstep4dads
i lather myself in butter from head to toe
i run and jump into a slip n slide
the judges are mice and they hold up little 10's

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Sonic the hedgehog. a character engineered to be cool & appealing but it worked too well & drove a generation of children literally insane

England has made good tweets today. Good job other white people

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