Skin Care (4)

1 Name: Gentle Shower [Del]

Eating carrots is a great way to make your skin healthy and attractive. Combine that with a daily skin cleaning routine and you will achieve maximum results. When your face has healthy skin you will attract the opposite sex like thunder flashing forth from the clouds to the ground. But remember to eat carrots often.

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But what if I want to attract the same sex?

Also, I'm a bit confused by your metaphor. Out of the thunder, clouds, and ground, which is me, and which is the people I'm attracting?

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Thunder doesn't flash, lightning does. Thunder rumbles.

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Carrots turn you orange I'm sure of that.

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