I propose we timestamp our posts, so that the chil'rens might be able to understand what the hell is going here a little better.
2010/04/07
OH BOY I WONDER IF I WILL BE BANNED FOR THIS
PLEASE THINK OF THE CHIL'RENS
Today is only yesterday's tomorrow.
Don't be too sure that things are what they seem.
Alternatives are hard to find for sorrow.
So use your head, and muffle out your screams.
55 minutes past 11.
>>1-san here. I'll never forget you, Sageru! Bumping this thread is my solemn duty. My resolve is firm: Nothing can steer me from my journey towards temporal enlightenment. I pull a timepiece from my pocket, and with this date, I engrave truth upon the board:
2013/04/17
Remember this, Sageru: Whenever you lose track of time doing something enjoyable, whenever you look at the calendar and wonder where the days all went, whenever you add another year to your age, worry not. Someone is out there, fighting for your timeline.
I will protect your future!
The future is a thing of the past.
I'm thinking about buying a watch.
It'S time to eat an apple
Today is Saturday, the second of February, 2013. The weather is cold and overcast.
Wow, old thread, it's The 14th of December 2019,
To-day is March the 18th of the year of our Lord 1854.
TODAY IS THOR'S DAY!
2012-06-85 13:79 CEST
Wednesday, January 19, 2381. (In actuality, this date falls on a Monday.)
>>201 Obviously, but there was on Tero, I think. It was decreed that every year starts with a Tsunday and ends with a Sadderday. One day in July would be its own weakday, and the 29th of February also. This change was not adopted in the military calendar, and obviously not in the stellar calendar either.
Then again, maybe I was lied to.
It's 2093.
For the first time, a spam bot has been elected President of the USA. His inaugural address was about buying cheap viagra and fake swiss watches online. He was being facetious, of course. To become president nowadays, you absolutely must have good comedic sense.
Some say this represents a great victory for the AI rights movement. To others, it's a clear example of the shortcomings of the electronic voting system. I'm not sure what to think- some of my best friends are AI's, after all. Even my cat's intelligence is artificially augmented. I asked her who she voted for; she had written in a dark horse candidate, an AI-augmented dolphin.
2108, It was death or glory, and we aren't on the winning end.
May 20, 2013.
I have managed to travel back in time.
I must warn everynyan of the awful things that happen in the future. Maybe... we can prevent it.
>>206 2042 is going to be the best year for non-sentient humans.
As we speak, Google is working on a plan to disrupt non-telepathic communication to facilitate the enslavement of humans. This way all of humanity has to be provided for by the robotic overlords, and of course the humans will be told that they themselves are the aristocracy and the robots the slaves. Simple and elegant. The only downside is tht it will take some time for the automobile suffrage movement to go anywhere.
May 22, 2013
Remember when this place was mostly child porn spam?
>>208
You mean for like 3 hours when the first thread was posted?
2013/05/25(土)02:37(UTC)
>>210 And then what happened?
>>212
Masturbation, most likely.
>>212
Time stopped and Sageru's entropy spiral came to an end with the death of Lavos.
Can't believe this thread is already a week old.
It's almost time for someone to make this thread! I hope lots of people post in it!
>>217
this might come as a shock you, but you've been in hyperspace for such a long time that this thread is... already dead.
Looking for someplace to settle. How barren is it here?
6/20/2013
>>219 I fear we will never settle. We will always be Internet nomads 6/21/13
>>220 Well shit, I wasn't expecting a reply. Are you the last of your species? 6/20/13
6/21 Happy summer solstice
>>221 No, there are a few others. I don't know them, but they're around, somewhere. 06/23/13
06/26/13.
I just snorted like ten lines of meth. Time to time travel further forward than I've ever been before.
06/28/13
Still awake. Still haven't eaten.
04/16/18
President Obama's 3rd term is in full swing winning 90% of seats in both houses in the mid term election.
ITS MY TIME TO SHINE!
I believe it's bee o'clock
It's 20XX AD, war was beginning.
In 199X the world was wrapped in the black flames of war
War… War never changes. Console war, browser wars, search engine wars, high frequency trading wars,
>>235
Don't forget the eternal flamewar of emacs and ViM.
ah shirt
It's the 13rd of November 2015, god what an old thread, sageru didn't even have 10 daily visitors back then, unlike te 430,000 we get now.
>>239 Most of which are blocked by the spam filter, but still.
oh god where am i how did i get here i'm not very good with computers
We are living in the digital future.
Soon we'll all be computers.
In fact I'm one already!
Feel my chip!
I'm a one, you're a zero.
It is the future. It is pointless.
The computers have taken over!
Isn't it beautiful‽
I think so ya, ya?
July 4th 2023.
Radiation isn't high today so we can actually celebrate.
August 1993
Life is great
05.05.05
so very proud of metamucil today graduated from toilet and flat breasts
6/6/6
today the devil showed his face, and boy was he ugly
95/61/19203
Ho hum.
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12/20/2006
cant wait for 2007, i can only hope it will be a good year!!! in a few days!!!
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FRIDAY APRIL @% @)!$
4/20 BLAZE IT FAGGOT
I can't believe we just won World War 2!
020504282014
YO, IT'S THREE THOUSAND THIRTY.
Wow what an ancient thread, it's 02/04/42,215
Time to get a watch!
time to fap
Today is the twenty-ninth of April, twenty thirteen.
It's April the 6th of September.
It is May 01, 2014.
Today is the beginning of the end.
It is May 01, 2015.
It has been a year since anyone has posted in this thread.
It is May 01, 2013.
It has been -2 years since anyone has posted in this thread.
gregorian calendar is GAY
I'm sad we don't use decimal time.
hxxp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_time
00:00:00:0000, 00/00/0000.
It's just flashing 12:00 o'clock. I don't know what the date is.
>>276
Let me help you out. It is, as I click `Reply', exactly 18:58:30. To within a second or two.
You're welcome, future historians.
>>277 We are indeed indebted to you deeply.
May 1st, 2012.
May 69th, 2069
the day that nintendo decided to region lock the 3ds
February 29th, 2000.
February 30th, 2000.
February 29, 2000.
February 2000, 29.
In the year 200X