I propose we timestamp our posts, so that the chil'rens might be able to understand what the hell is going here a little better.
2010/04/07
OH BOY I WONDER IF I WILL BE BANNED FOR THIS
PLEASE THINK OF THE CHIL'RENS
>JAS0N WAS HERE
>HI MOM I'M GAY!
24 May 2014
24 January 2014
August 8th, 2013
i just met this guy named jesus. i like him, i can see him going places
November 25th 2013
19/10/13
It's the end of the world as we know it.
(And I feel fine.)
2014-07-04
Happy 4th, sageru!
June 9th 2014
fuck
3rd of March 2014
cuuuuuuuuunts
Today's Friday the 13th
OoooOOOOooOOOOoooOOOOOoooOOOO
>>300 You liar! There is no such thing, it is just a movie!
OP here. Keep on truckin', sageru.
August 14, 2014.
15.08.14
people got fre from work otday
2010/04/08. This place is flooded.
Fourteenth of November, Twenty Thirteen.
WHOO! HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!
In the worldwide draught of 2740...
07/12/13
It is the day our lord and saviour Jesus Crist-sama was conceived.
It's the Postth of Deleted, the year Byuser.
Now nobody will believe me on the actual date
GREAT
Now nobody will believe me on the actual date
GREAT
it is currently $TIME on $DATE.
puts $WITCHCRAFT ;# FTFY
FIX YOUR DAMN LOCALE SETTINGS
How do I do the red flashies?
>>322 Post raw HTML. It's not in the options menu, you need curl.
If you don't use Linux (or BSD), you can install it from the fink repository.
If you don't use UNIX, you can get it from aminet.
If you use something completely incompatible like NT, you'll need cygwin.
<p style="position:relative;font-weight:bold;color:tomato;font-size:xx-large;animation:backandforth 2s ease 0s infinite">HEH</p>
>>325
pls explain
>>329
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11/12/13
11/11/11
3/3/33 3:33:33.333
perl does not distinguish between post values and get values.
make_error(S_UNJUST) if $ENV{REQUEST_METHOD} and $ENV{REQUEST_METHOD} ne "POST";Jesus it really has been a long time, rebumping.
2018/09/22
I am freezing my ass off, this is the third fucking nuclear winter this year.
>>335 Does anyone ever do that?
>>337
kareha does that.
12/08/2014
2015/1/12
I'm still here. Still timestamping.
I want a @sageru.org email address i want a timestamp@sageru.org email address.
2015/1/131
This timestamp thingy /won't/ last forever.
does anybody really know what time it is? does anybody really care?
The machines know.
Time is an illusion.
today is the 24th day of the 10th month of the 5575th year.
$ date --utc
Tue Jan 20 15:56:45 UTC 2015
time is construct
>>351
Oh my, it's five to Friday already!
Fun fact: In most calendars, years and months vary in length because people are weird about starting a year or month in the middle of a day.
Can't believe this thread is already a week old.
The time is the time you're reading this post
Today is today
This message travels through past, present and future
2010/05/06 happy one month birthday tomorrow thread!
So how many people do you think lied about the time?
>>357
Back in the 21st century there were not such harsh penalties for spreading non-factual information on the internet.
Feb 06 2016
11/11/14
2/7/2015
Today is Boomtime, the 20th of The Aftermath, 4648.
Happy Christmas 6ch!
>>364
Wow, this thread is old. Remember the times before Christmas was made illegal by our unmasked reptilian overlords? I hope I don't get sent to the mines for necrobumping this.
Future has come! 2hus exist!
Turn on CNN right now!
>>368
Wasn't it crazy when they revealed that Seal Team 6 was completely made up of vampire loli robots?
December 4th 2014
2015/10/09
This is my life's work.
>>372
xD
2017/11/02
It's been a while.
1993-09-10000
1437-02-25
13/20/18
Happy independence day, everyone!
11/11/11 11:11 -- wow!
1/1/11
2016/1/5
Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.
Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.