[TIMESTAMP] WHAT FUCKING TIME IS IT [FUTURE GENERATIONS] (479)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I propose we timestamp our posts, so that the chil'rens might be able to understand what the hell is going here a little better.

2010/04/07

OH BOY I WONDER IF I WILL BE BANNED FOR THIS
PLEASE THINK OF THE CHIL'RENS

230 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>229 TAKE IT AWAY, ANON!

231 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I believe it's bee o'clock

232 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's 20XX AD, war was beginning.

233 Name: suck it [Del]

dick

234 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In 199X the world was wrapped in the black flames of war

235 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

War… War never changes. Console war, browser wars, search engine wars, high frequency trading wars,

236 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>235
Don't forget the eternal flamewar of emacs and ViM.

237 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>236 Of course! How could I ever forget the Holy Wars!

238 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ah shirt

239 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's the 13rd of November 2015, god what an old thread, sageru didn't even have 10 daily visitors back then, unlike te 430,000 we get now.

240 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>239 Most of which are blocked by the spam filter, but still.

241 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

oh god where am i how did i get here i'm not very good with computers

242 Name: Hans Oberlander [Del]

We are living in the digital future.
Soon we'll all be computers.
In fact I'm one already!
Feel my chip!
I'm a one, you're a zero.
It is the future. It is pointless.

243 Name: Lloyd Floyd [Del]

The computers have taken over!
Isn't it beautiful‽
I think so ya, ya?

244 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

July 4th 2023.
Radiation isn't high today so we can actually celebrate.

245 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

August 1993
Life is great

246 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

05.05.05

so very proud of metamucil today graduated from toilet and flat breasts

247 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

6/6/6

today the devil showed his face, and boy was he ugly

248 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

95/61/19203

Ho hum.

249 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

╫╜ / ▌╣ / ï¼±ⁿ

<◙┌○§─ ╚╕▐╞◄○╥ ─|-≤╔╕φ◄◘▓▐↨>

250 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

12/20/2006

cant wait for 2007, i can only hope it will be a good year!!! in a few days!!!

251 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

1398440184

252 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

5b

253 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

FRIDAY APRIL @% @)!$

254 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

4/20 BLAZE IT FAGGOT

255 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I can't believe we just won World War 2!

256 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

020504282014

257 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

28 + 1 GET

258 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  ∧_∧   ∧_∧   ∧_∧   ∧_∧      ∧_∧
 ( ・∀・)   ( `ー´)  ( ´∀`)  ( ゚ ∀゚ )    ( ^∀^)
 (    つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂     つ
 | | |  ┃    This thread has overflown   ┃ | | |
 | | |  ┃    an 8-bit address space.     ┃ | | |
 (__)_) ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻ (__)_)

259 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

YO, IT'S THREE THOUSAND THIRTY.

260 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Wow what an ancient thread, it's 02/04/42,215

261 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Time to get a watch!

262 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

time to fap

263 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today is the twenty-ninth of April, twenty thirteen.

264 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's April the 6th of September.

265 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is May 01, 2014.
Today is the beginning of the end.

266 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is May 01, 2015.
It has been a year since anyone has posted in this thread.

267 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is May 01, 2013.
It has been -2 years since anyone has posted in this thread.

268 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

gregorian calendar is GAY

269 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm sad we don't use decimal time.
hxxp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_time

270 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>269 Don't be sad, we can always use millidays.

271 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>270 Wow! just computed it: 1 milliday = 86.4 seconds.

New important question:
Is sageru.org in an Affine space?

272 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

00:00:00:0000, 00/00/0000.

273 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>271
I don't know, but it's certainly an asinine space!

275 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>271 Sadly, yes.

276 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's just flashing 12:00 o'clock. I don't know what the date is.

277 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>276
Let me help you out. It is, as I click `Reply', exactly 18:58:30. To within a second or two.

You're welcome, future historians.

278 Name: Future Historian [Del]

>>277 We are indeed indebted to you deeply.

279 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

May 1st, 2012.

280 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

May 69th, 2069

281 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the day that nintendo decided to region lock the 3ds

282 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 29th, 2000.

283 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 30th, 2000.

284 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 29, 2000.

285 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 2000, 29.

286 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In the year 200X

287 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>JAS0N WAS HERE
>HI MOM I'M GAY!

24 May 2014

288 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

24 January 2014

289 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Necrobumping this thread - it is currently July 9th, 2017. About 10:24, time zone 4.

290 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

August 8th, 2013

291 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i just met this guy named jesus. i like him, i can see him going places

293 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

19/10/13

294 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's the end of the world as we know it.
(And I feel fine.)

295 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2014-07-04

Happy 4th, sageru!

296 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

June 9th 2014

fuck

297 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

3rd of March 2014

298 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cuuuuuuuuunts

299 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>298
You mean cu/uu/uuuu uu:un:ts?

300 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today's Friday the 13th
OoooOOOOooOOOOoooOOOOOoooOOOO

301 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>300 You liar! There is no such thing, it is just a movie!

302 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

OP here. Keep on truckin', sageru.

August 14, 2014.

303 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

15.08.14

people got fre from work otday

304 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>106 I know exactly what you mean.

305 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2010/04/08. This place is flooded.

306 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Fourteenth of November, Twenty Thirteen.

307 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

WHOO! HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!

308 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In the worldwide draught of 2740...

309 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

07/12/13

310 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is the day our lord and saviour Jesus Crist-sama was conceived.

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312 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's the Postth of Deleted, the year Byuser.

313 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Now nobody will believe me on the actual date

GREAT

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315 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Now nobody will believe me on the actual date

GREAT

316 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it is currently $TIME on $DATE.

317 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>316
WITCHCRAFT

319 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>316 SO BAD DID I WANT TO CALL YOU OUT

320 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

BURN THE WITCH

P.S. January 9th 2014

321 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>320

FIX YOUR DAMN LOCALE SETTINGS

322 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How do I do the red flashies?

323 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>322 Post raw HTML. It's not in the options menu, you need curl.

If you don't use Linux (or BSD), you can install it from the fink repository.

If you don't use UNIX, you can get it from aminet.

If you use something completely incompatible like NT, you'll need cygwin.

324 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>323
Thanks I got it.

325 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>322
that's not red, it's tomato.

also, >>323 is pretty funny. curl is not required to exploit this bug.

326 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

<p style="position:relative;font-weight:bold;color:tomato;font-size:xx-large;animation:backandforth 2s ease 0s infinite">HEH</p>

327 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>326

This is an insult.

328 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>325 it's not a bug it's a feature

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