I propose we timestamp our posts, so that the chil'rens might be able to understand what the hell is going here a little better.
2010/04/07
OH BOY I WONDER IF I WILL BE BANNED FOR THIS
PLEASE THINK OF THE CHIL'RENS
That would explain the radiation. No, no, I mean the other way around. And it wouldn't.
My ears are ringing, may I lie down?
What do you mean? My suit is totally rad!
Today is September 6977th, 1993.
I wish there were still such a thing as time. I think I remember it. It was nice. Nostalgic.
Merry Christmas everyone!
gobble til you wobble
Things were better before existence. It was a slower pace.
Causality is nice. Keeps things in order.
Shitty Windows 7™ clock! Why must you lie to me‽
>>138
Time is an illusion. It isn't lying, it's just observing the illusion from a slightly different angle.
Somewhere in the world, it is the first of May.
2012/10/23
I'M STILL HERE
I'M STILL TIMESTAMPING
I WILL NEVER, EVER FORGET YOU, SAGERU
A great and terrible future crawls forward to be born.
The future will become the past soon.
Never again in your life will you know as little as you know now.
I have already forgotten more than most people have ever known.
One day, I will forget how to forget.
Sweetmorn, The Aftermath 24, 3184 YOLD
it is 1:59 in the A. M.
0x015A Post-phase.
The flame of this world flickers low.
approx -150 ksec
dec 19 2012
-148 ksec
That bee is getting really annoying, I hope someone opens up a window soon.
diakon.mueller@web.de
4 Diakon, 23rd Mueller, 1536th Web DE
its midnigth
After midnight, we're gonna let it all hang down.
two more days until tsunday!
one
seven
I-its not like I care that I missed tsunday or anything...
It is currently 2004/02/19
I wish I hadn't invested in Enron, now I'm playing it safe on the housing market.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
2013-05-13
Obamas descision to sign the CPKILL act now means that all online actions are now to be monitored by the government. BBS systems like thus have been under scrutiny because of their ability to post links to seditious material. Arrests are being made simply for visiting SAoVQ, see you all in hell.
it is like 8 minutes past 10
half past a moon beam, a quarter to sleep
Oh god, horses.
2013-02-26 22:44:36
adventure time
Wow, nobody's posted in this thread for more than a year! It's currently Friday the 16th of May 2014.
Whoa what an old thread.
It's currently Friday the 12th of June 2017.
June 7 2019
May 6, over 9000
February 30th
10
December 31st, 1969
The Year of Our Lord Barnabus McThatcher 201. The month of Malrady, day 301.
It's tomorrow.
Today is only yesterday's tomorrow.
Don't be too sure that things are what they seem.
Alternatives are hard to find for sorrow.
So use your head, and muffle out your screams.
55 minutes past 11.
>>1-san here. I'll never forget you, Sageru! Bumping this thread is my solemn duty. My resolve is firm: Nothing can steer me from my journey towards temporal enlightenment. I pull a timepiece from my pocket, and with this date, I engrave truth upon the board:
2013/04/17
Remember this, Sageru: Whenever you lose track of time doing something enjoyable, whenever you look at the calendar and wonder where the days all went, whenever you add another year to your age, worry not. Someone is out there, fighting for your timeline.
I will protect your future!
The future is a thing of the past.
I'm thinking about buying a watch.
It'S time to eat an apple
Today is Saturday, the second of February, 2013. The weather is cold and overcast.
Wow, old thread, it's The 14th of December 2019,
To-day is March the 18th of the year of our Lord 1854.
TODAY IS THOR'S DAY!
2012-06-85 13:79 CEST
Wednesday, January 19, 2381. (In actuality, this date falls on a Monday.)
>>201 Obviously, but there was on Tero, I think. It was decreed that every year starts with a Tsunday and ends with a Sadderday. One day in July would be its own weakday, and the 29th of February also. This change was not adopted in the military calendar, and obviously not in the stellar calendar either.
Then again, maybe I was lied to.
It's 2093.
For the first time, a spam bot has been elected President of the USA. His inaugural address was about buying cheap viagra and fake swiss watches online. He was being facetious, of course. To become president nowadays, you absolutely must have good comedic sense.
Some say this represents a great victory for the AI rights movement. To others, it's a clear example of the shortcomings of the electronic voting system. I'm not sure what to think- some of my best friends are AI's, after all. Even my cat's intelligence is artificially augmented. I asked her who she voted for; she had written in a dark horse candidate, an AI-augmented dolphin.
2108, It was death or glory, and we aren't on the winning end.
May 20, 2013.
I have managed to travel back in time.
I must warn everynyan of the awful things that happen in the future. Maybe... we can prevent it.
>>206 2042 is going to be the best year for non-sentient humans.
As we speak, Google is working on a plan to disrupt non-telepathic communication to facilitate the enslavement of humans. This way all of humanity has to be provided for by the robotic overlords, and of course the humans will be told that they themselves are the aristocracy and the robots the slaves. Simple and elegant. The only downside is tht it will take some time for the automobile suffrage movement to go anywhere.
May 22, 2013
Remember when this place was mostly child porn spam?
>>208
You mean for like 3 hours when the first thread was posted?
2013/05/25(土)02:37(UTC)
>>210 And then what happened?
>>212
Masturbation, most likely.
>>212
Time stopped and Sageru's entropy spiral came to an end with the death of Lavos.
Can't believe this thread is already a week old.
It's almost time for someone to make this thread! I hope lots of people post in it!
>>217
this might come as a shock you, but you've been in hyperspace for such a long time that this thread is... already dead.
Looking for someplace to settle. How barren is it here?
6/20/2013
>>219 I fear we will never settle. We will always be Internet nomads 6/21/13
>>220 Well shit, I wasn't expecting a reply. Are you the last of your species? 6/20/13
6/21 Happy summer solstice
>>221 No, there are a few others. I don't know them, but they're around, somewhere. 06/23/13
06/26/13.
I just snorted like ten lines of meth. Time to time travel further forward than I've ever been before.
06/28/13
Still awake. Still haven't eaten.
04/16/18
President Obama's 3rd term is in full swing winning 90% of seats in both houses in the mid term election.
ITS MY TIME TO SHINE!