I propose we timestamp our posts, so that the chil'rens might be able to understand what the hell is going here a little better.
2010/04/07
OH BOY I WONDER IF I WILL BE BANNED FOR THIS
PLEASE THINK OF THE CHIL'RENS
WELL IT SURE ALMOST IS AUGUST
2010/07/29
WELL IT SURE IS AUGUST, AND I SURE AM STILL POSTING
2010/08/14
WELL IT SURE HAS BEEN A WEEK
2010/08/21
IS IT UNVIP TO POST A LINK TO AN IMAGE ON A BBS?
>>35
I think timestamping you posts is more unvip.
However now I'm curious, please do link that image, for I'd love to see it.
>>36
Well, it sure has been several weeks.
2010/09/12
I don't even remember what it was.
The image has been lost to the anus of time.
WELL IT SURE IS NOVEMBER
2010/11/01
It is good to see that in the (nearly) two months that I have not timestamp posted for future generations, this thread has become somewhat buried. Activity is a nice thing to witness.
2010 is almost over. Where has all the time gone?
Browsing here takes me back. I think I will spend the rest of the night visiting all of the BBSes that I used to frequent.
2010/12/04
o_o
2010/12/9
sploosh drip drip all we are is dust in the wind
2010-12-25
Christmas is going quite well for this VIPPER.
I'm not from here, let me just say, that I didn't realize at first just how unholy this place is
2011-01-01
Happy new year!
2010-12-20
>>43 is a liar.
2011-01-28
It's only a matter of days until the zombies make their way into the streets and kill billions of people.
1993-09
2011-02-11
I do believe this place has finally died
2/12/2011
MULTIPLE posts a day!
It's not dead, I lurk here 24/7
5/7/2011
Official thread time stamps
Thread started: 1270664710 -> Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:25:10 GMT
Lastmod: 1304767833 -> Sat, 07 May 2011 11:30:33 GMT
Lasthit: same as lastmod
For every thread, you can find out when it was made and when it was last posted and when it was last bumped.
2011-12-08
Dear 6ch,
I am holding AAchan hostage. The last page of the recent uploads to AAchan were all mine. Give me $1,000,000 in unmarked bills or I will upload more
Signed, 2011/11/15
Did I say last? I meant first. Just for making me mess up like that, I'm raising the ransom to $2,000,000, 6ch.
I just found this site.
Signed, 2011/11/29
Holy fuck it's a month away from 2012!
It Christmas Eve, I wish you all happy an 2012~!
lol dude wat this site
currently Feb 1st, 2012
It is now January 32nd, 9065.
It is now Sunday
Friday 16th of March 2012 04:09 GMT reporting
April 22nd 1998
saturday the twelf
At the present moment, it is November 23rd, 2012. Just about a month left for us here on Planet Earth.
April 8th 2013
Is anyone out there... I am sending this message out on all channels ... my name is Skittles, Prince of the Soviets ... Please respond
Stardate 48637.3, I am here to post!
April 26 2012
Thursday
:3
Hello from 2015!
>>78
Lies. There is no internet in 2015.
2009-07-11
>>79
There may be no internet, but there is, however, Super Internet™.
2025-13-45
Yeah...
>>82
Lies, 2012-05-25.
It is memorial day 2012 GO USA
2008-01-17
The only thing to do is check this place every day. You can't know, otherwise. That's what I do.
>>87
I come here every other day, or week or something.
Anyway, 2025=05-31 4chan died a while back, image board members are slowly dwindling, and social networks have grown to an enormous size.
Kyaaa! It's a social networking bot trying to sexually touch my ANUS. I need to, like, run, dawg. Zounds! SKRAWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Great, I wake up and it's 2025. Guess I better make a facebook account
How has all of this time gone by without me noticing
jk it's Jan 1, 1970.
The DeLorean is gone!
②◯◯⑨/◯⑨/◯⑨
2012/06/28
It's been a while, but I'll never stop posting 'til the day I die.
31.6.2012
29.06.2012
19999
Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 38th day of Confusion in the YOLD 3178
16.08.2014.
I hate this war.
17.08.2014
It is cold, and papa has yet to return from outside. I hear aeroplanes going through the skies. There isn't much food or drink since the one-armed man made away with our supplies. I fear the safety of my anus.
NATO have promised to have pulled out of Afghanistan by now. Figures the UN would put a private merc army there. But that is not the war you meant, I know. I mean: With all the Bush wars officially over, why start a new one now?
I am also worried about the resurgence of bovine spongiform encephalopathy this summer of this year. If I should get infected, I won't have to ponder whether I should pre-order the Orbis or hold out for the Boiler.
18.08.2014
Will this war ever stop? ;_;
>>103 It could be worse. According to Kevin Costner, by now the war would have erased technology. Imagine, no internet. Inversely, Phil Dick predicted that technology would have made us paranoid schizophrenics. Considering what happened with Facebook in 2013, that seems quite optimistic in retrospect.
But that excuses nothing, of course. Another war, and now the £ is looking weak, and tell me have you read about the latest freak? We're bingo numbers and our names are obsolete. And if i taste the honey, is it really sweet?
I should have invested in bullets back when they were cheaper than cigarettes.
tree fitty
19.08.2014
This is a nightmare. So many dead people, so many victims... It all started a few years ago when I came here for a job and now all that remains is the rotten smell of death.
2:15 am
Our generation does not sleep.
11:05 PM
Friday
August 18
2012
August 20. 2012
Nearly everyone seems to accept time as though it existed absolutely, for indeed, almost always, everything is discussed and analysed in a time-context as though that were the indisputable foundation of all that is known.
The foundation, of course, it is, but how can it be regarded as indisputable? Has anyone ever produced any scrap of evidence of its objective existence - except the fact that everything depends on its existence, which is very precisely une petition de principe or begging the question?
>>115 If everything depends on the existence of time, then without time, everything does not exist. Time is the necessary condition in this context, everything else is merely sufficient.
09/06/1999
>>1-116
Shit, the future is scary.
22/2/2022 btw
Every day is pretend to be a time traveller day.
One chronon at a time.
2012/09/30
>>125
Yeah who the fuck does he thing he is... going around acting like it is 2012. Geez.
Either I'm dead, or…
9/29/2093
I am a student at a prestigious school, one of the world's first flying universities. I'm writing a paper on the history of gravity manipulation.