ITT we tell a story six syllables at a time (49)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today is my birthday.

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You know what that means, right?

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you are a gay faggot

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But only for today.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Tommorrow is different

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, you shall be a loli.

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But the day after, you

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

shall be an ageing man.

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

An ageing man that will

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

lean on a bamboo cane.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You cannot escape this

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Death will always find you

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

telling edgy stories

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hexasyllabicly

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16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Sounds like funny sex word

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

which makes me recall a

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!kjmOSUVl [Del]

funny word

19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That's not six syllables.

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Not all words need to be

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but every post must

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

for if not I shall die

23 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Six is seven minus one [7]
Six is one plus five [5]
6 is hard to get

24 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

However, 6GET. (>>6)

25 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You glow in the dark bitch

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Fine, let's do it like this.

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Never mind, I just can't

28 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

test

29 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

JEWS

30 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

After those posts, the thread

31 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of fate was severed, and

32 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

everything became dust.

33 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Upon this severance

34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

BRING BACK THE HONEYBEES

35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This demand was not heard

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

therefore thus the thread died.

37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A thousand years would pass

38 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Man these threads are boring

39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>38
Make an interesting thread, I promise I will post on it.

40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>A thousand years would pass

before the thread rules would

41 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

be optimized enough

42 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my birthday is tomorrow

43 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

," Squeeks announced at >>41's party

44 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

As soon as Squeeks said it,

45 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the clock struck 12. He turned

46 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the clock struck 12. He turned

47 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

into two separate

48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

❄-❄-Cyber Christmas Version-❄-❄

49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

❄-❄-Now at YOUR citadel!-❄-❄