ITT We confess our sins under the watchfull eyes of the pirate man jumping out of an explosion (10)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I occasionally touch and tug on my pee pee.
Big sis sometimes helps me to tug real hard.

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I only like salted peanuts,

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Sometimes, big sister pulls on it so hard, she rips the skin.

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When I'm out in the woods, I never dig catholes. I just pull down my pants and shit. Everywhere.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I enjoy the taste of oxygen.

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

His eye has stopped moving and I'm freaking out about it. Is he okay?

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

He´s seen enough to realize that the answer is above us

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>5 Damn, you're lucky. I only ever get to taste mostly-nitrogen air, dry oats, pure distilled water and smell pencil shavings.

(The pencil shavings help to space out my torment)

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I have never even heard of Linux, or of open-source software

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

more like open sores amirite


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