Abirit Levitt goes shopping (29)

20 Name: killsushi [Del]

I initially wrote this for the SAoVQ discord, but it's probably best to post it here as well.

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Avery Morrow looked up at the ceiling from his hosiptal bed, his bones in a state of mild rearrangement.
"Oy boy, I'm glad it was only one ATV accident, instead of the whole herd!" he thought to himslef, or at least would have thought, if he wasn't passed out.with his bones in a mildly rearranged state.
By his bedside, in a worn down chair, sat his old lover Abirit Levitt, wearing nothing but a too small t-shirt, covered in drawings of fediverse celebrities. He stared at Shii's mangled body, this eyes full of angry lust.
Shii stirred and begins to wake, his eyes openned to the sight of Abirit Levitt's naked perineum looming over him, it's hairyness wonderfull ot beohld.
"HAHAHA," screamed the Abirit Levitt "YOU'VE RAPED ME SO MANY TIMEEES I RPAE YOU BAKC NOW!!!!"
Abirit Levitt garbs his massive 2 incher and beigns to jerk iut very fast while pnatiung from the exertianon.
"HAHA" laughs Avery Morrrow at the small pesis because Abirit Levitt can not even rape him, being so small. Unfortunately, Avery Morrow's bones are in a state of mild rearrangement so his femur enters his lung and he dies.
 
SHII'S MYSTIC JAPPANESE SAGE POWERS ACTIVATES AND HE RESSURECTS!!!!!!!!!
but then Abirit Levitt uses his mAD BOXING SKILLS to kill shii and he dies again.
BUT then tranquilizzer darts stop Abirit Levitt from violate th dead body wth pesis and all go black. He was already black though, Abirit Levitt is secret NIGGER
FCUK YOU @ARCHDUKE I WILL GO TO WEAR YOU ARE IN REALLLL LIFE AND FUCK YOU UP YOU FIGHT ME I FUCK YOU
THIS IS NOT A JOKKE THIS IS A REAL DEATH THREAT
it's just joke ok bby im sorry ;_; plz dont hurt me
 
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Abirit Levitt wakes up and he is in hot tub and Shii is alive and with him and evryone is there like friend 0037 and a now alive Shii.
meltingwax enters the hot tub and he is naked his penis is huuuge.
He looks at Abirit Levitt, his eyes shimmering with that gay light effect and he says "Good to see you awake, Shii has made a full recovery at hospital"
Abirit Levitt is confused, he had killed Shii just before, but he is enjoy hot tub and there are many niggers around
and they are hot so he is stayed and is happy?
"Let us move form hot tub to sauna!" anounces 0037. A swarm of basque niggers and our protaganists run into the sauna. They are yet to know the truth.
Meltingwax giggles violently as he pushes closed the door to the sauna. The heat is intense, Abirit Levitt and Shii are pushed against the oily bodies of the niggers.
Suddenly the floor begins to rotate. The heat inside bigins to rise. It is quickly too hot to tolerate. The niggers all begin to scrape against the locked door, screaming to be let out. Their sweat begins to boil from the heat. Abirit Levitt is trampled under their massive bodies. Avery Morrow is in tears. The sauna was actually a microwave oven. They all begin to melt like wax.
Meltingwax.
meltingwax was behind this. He laughs at them from the other side of the door, knowing his victory is final.
Screams of terror and pain ementate from behind the doorway, but they quickly fade.
0037 is on his knees pleading, grabbing Meltinwax by the hem of his wizard robe, begging for Meltingwax to stop. Meltingwax had stopped 0037 from entering the microwave last minute, and not out of kindness.
Meltinwax retreats into his Jewish study chambers, where he pushes aside a bookshelf to reveal a hidden hallway. 0037 can't bear to watch he breaks down in tears and proceeds slowly, head down, behind Meltingwax. He's been here before.
The walls of the hallway are lined with countless bodies. Bodies of Shii. Bodies of Abirit Levitt. Countless years have passed, but for Shii and Abirit Levitt, the days have become unnoticable, they would die of sexual injury, and come back again, never remembering a thing.
This was meltingwax's secret plan, he would kill them and bring them back, as many times as it would take for his endgame to reach completion. Soon he will have created the perfect gay lover.
And 0037 will have been the one who allowed him to do this. He had been too weak to stop him, too cowardly. always wishing to have another fun last day with his friends instead of accepting that all is lost and sacrificing his life to stop the horrors of metlingwax.
Meltingwax brings out a pair of new bodies from the hallway and places them on his Jewish surgery table.
He retreats back to the microwave and opens the door, inside is a huge mound of nigger wax. He carfully scrapes a little piles of Abirit Levitt-colored and Avery Morrow-colored wax from the mound.
Meltingwax places the wax into the wax-holes in the bodies. He is careful to mix them a little, so that Abirit Levitt gets a bit of Shii wax in him and Avery gets some Abirit Levitt wax. This is his was of slowly combining them into the same person over time, as if they'd always been one. Very soon their souls will have been merged together, only once more do they have to be melted.
This is how he will create his perfect lover.
0037 squats in the corner wailing. "Please Meltingwax you don't need to do this" he begs.
Meltingwax throws the now living Shii into 0037's trembling hands and forces him to carry him. Meltingwax carries Abirit Levitt. They carry the bodies out of Meltingwax's lair and into the house that 0037, Avery Morrow, and Abirit Levitt had lived in all this time. It had only ever been a elaborate facade, constructed by Meltingwax to carry out his plans. Avery Morrow and Abirit Levitt had never realised this; 0037 never had the heart to tell them, and even if he did, he would just be killed whilst they get brought back without the memory of the truth.
The now breathing bodies, quickly reanimating, are placed into their repsective beds. 0037 gets ready to take his place in the bed he and Shii had been sharing, to once again act out his role as Shii's lover in this new day, but Meltingwax stops him. Metlingwax looks him straight in the eyes and nods. This is the end, 0037 had completed his role. He wasn't needed this time around.
"I'm sorry 0037, I wish it hadn't been this way" whispers Meltingwax into 0037's ear, as he leads him back into the Jewish secret chambers. This is where he'd meet his end. This was it, the last day of his life, and tommorow would be the last day of Shii's life as an individual person. This was the end of world2ch.
0037 sheds a single tear, not for himself, but for his friends who he betrayed. He accepts it when Meltingwax throws him into the microwave, melting him into the mass of niggers, his essense evenly mixing with theirs, as if he never even existed outside some wild dreams of those who knew him.
 
THE END
 
I ate a whole fucknign box of mochi before writting this and I need to make a big poop.