Abirit Levitt goes shopping (29)

1 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk [Del]

From author of timeless classic and masterpiece "Avery Morrow is a Homosexual Pedophile" and retarded terminal fetishist Basque nigger killsushi comes a new homoerotic masterpiece: "Abirit Levitt goes shopping"

Avery Morrow and 0037 pomfed down onto the bed, breathing heavily. Avery Morrow pushes himself onto 0037, pleading.

"Please 0037 fuck me in the ass one more please I want to be filled with your semen."

"No bitch," replies 0037 "I've already fucked you 100000000000000000000 times and Abirit Levitt will be back from the store with our PURPA DRANK soon."

"Pleeeeaaaaaaase," squeals Avery Morrow while desperately trying to stretch his anus over 0037's long dong.

0037 sighs "Fine, I can't have you being horny like last time. Abirit Levitt had to call the entire local gay club to calm you down"

0037 shoves his penis into Avery Morrows anus.

Avery Morrow moans gently and twitches.

At this moment Abirit Levitt walks into the room with his shopping bags. He stares ahead in horror at the scene before him, dropping the grocery bags onto the floor.
Avery Morrow stares Abirit Levitt straight in the eyes and says "Why don't you join in?"

Abirit Levitt gasps and backs away in to bookshelf, spilling 20000000 copies of Avery Morrow's "The Sacred Science of Avery Morrow" onto the floor.
Avery Morrow lunges at him, penetrating his anus while dragging 0037 behind him by his cock.
Abirit Levitt yells in pain and pleasure, his 2 cm penis expanding. He tries to wrestle out of Avery Morrow's grasp but his body betrays him and he collapses limp onto the floor moaning. Meanwhile 0037 continues nonchalantly thrusting into Avery Morrow's anus, hands free.

Unfortunately for Abirit Levitt, his cock was stuck between two copies of "The Sacred Science of Avery Morrow", causing Abirit Levitt's erect penis to rupture, spilling blood and semen onto Avery Morrow's cock.
"Hot," whispers mafin from behind the bookshelf.

At this moment 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 basque niggers escape from world2ch's /limbo/ and brutally assfuck 0037 for keeping them sealed for so long. The orgy continues for 200000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years the end.

(this was written in a single fapping session)

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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3 Name: Board Master [Del]

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4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Why don't you keep all of these in one thread? So people can find them easily, or something... and maybe use sage when you post.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sage

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Check em!

7 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk [Del]

>>1
I really regret writing this shit. I am so sorry.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you've done what you've done and it cannot be undone

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Check my dubs

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>>9
Where are they?

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>>10
Right here

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Can I have some?

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

no

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15 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk [Del]

Already posted this on World2ch but might as well post it here as well for consistency.

***

It was a sunny morning in the small town of World2ch. 0037 was sitting on the side of his bed, Avery Morrow laying beside him sleeping. He looks at Avery Morrow, leaning towards him.
"Damn, Avery Morrow looks surprisingly cute while sleeping," 0037 thinks.

Avery Morrow slowly opens his eyes and blinks a few times before looking up at 0037.
"Why are you standing over me?" he asks sleepily.

Avery Morrow blushes delicately as 0037 leans in closer.
"Desu?" Avery Morrow whispers, reminded of that incident with the Catholic priest.
Avery Morrow can feel 0037's breath on his face. 0037 lunges forward, closing the distance between their lips.

They look into each other's eyes for a moment before giving into passion.

Avery Morrow breathing grows heavy and quickly turns into panting as they kiss.
0037's long, nimble fingers run up the side of Avery Morrow's hairy legs, climbing up his thighs. Avery Morrow lets out a soft moan.
His moans grow louder and louder as their bodies press together.
0037 slides his hand into Avery Morrow's panties. Avery Morrow's eyes widen.
0037's fingers twirl around Avery Morrow's butthole. Avery Morrow can hardly contain his pleasure. He lets out passionate moans every single time 0037's fingers dive into his anal opening.

Avery Morrow gasps as 0037's fist enters his anus. He can hardly contain his joy. He unleashes manly screams unlike any he has made before as 0037's arm begins to sink into his rectum...

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Meanwhile, in the upstairs bedroom, Abirit Levitt had just woken up. With his anus still hurting from previous adventures, he strains as he pulls himself out of bed, pushing aside the copies of "Avery Morrow's Sacred Science of Avery Morrow" lying around him. Abirit Levitt groans, licking his lips a few times as realises a familiar taste is missing from his mouth.
Abirit Levitt walks over to his codeine shelf. He knows what taste is missing. Abirit Levitt smacks his lips as he slowly approaches his finest bottle of grape cough syrup. [Quoted from the "ITT we write a story 7 words at a time no more no less only 7 words please thank you in advance." thread, thanks.]
He grabs the bottle and quickly begins to guzzle it down, moaning as he does so, spilling cough syrup all over his naked body. Not even bothering to get dressed he decides to go downstairs and demand that 0037 make him breakfast.
As Abirit Levitt starts to head down the needlessly long stairs he realises that the sound he thought was the Bas3ques stampeding outside was actually the familiar moaning of Avery Morrow. He realises what is going on and panics, falling down the stairs.

As he falls down 1000000000s of flights of stairs, Abirit Levitt begins to contemplate his life choices.
Abirit Levitt crashes to the ground at the bottom of the stairs and gets up, only to realise that the situation is much worse than he thought.

0037's arm is up to it's shoulder into Avery Morrow's anus and he has begun putting his leg in as well. 0037 furiously masturbates with his free hand.
The manly cum screams of Avery Morrow are intolerable. Abirit Levitt covers his ears. He stares ahead at the horrible sight. He can't take it anymore. All he wanted was breakfast.

The cum screams continue. Both of 0037's arms and legs are in Avery Morrow's anus. The anus slowly stretches over 0037, consuming him whole while he giggles.
Avery Morrow's penis curves around behind him into his anus in order to fuck 00377 in the anus.
Avery Morrow is fucking 0037 in Avery Morrow's anus while geting fucked in the ass.

"I'm fucking you in my ass!" shouts Avery Morrow.

Abirit Levitt's mind breaks. He wishes he had gotten a job and moved out of this hellhole before the gay sex started.
"BEENNIS BUTTER!" shouts Abirit Levitt as he begins to vomit out copious amounts of cough syrup.
Abirit Levitt collapses on the floor. Mafin quickly scampers out of Toki's anus and scurries away.

Everything goes black.

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0037's and Avery Morrow's butt sex adventures continue for 2 more years before they realise that Abirit Levitt is passed out beside them.

0037 falls out of Avery Morrow's anus and walks over to Abirit Levitt who is still passed out.
He pours a bucket of semen on Abirit Levitt and he wakes up.
Abirit Levitt looks straight at 0037 and shouts "I demand breakfast!"
0037 is so offended by this outburst that he throws Abirit Levitt into World2ch's /limbo/ where Abirit Levitt is raped by Bas3ques.

THE END.

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

One day, 0037 was out shopping with Shii. They drank a lot of lemonade and had to piss, so they went to the bathroom together. While 0037 was doing his business, Shii stuck his head under the stall divider.

"So what do you think of that new dress? Shit is so cash, right?"

"Morrow, you can't do that!" 0037 screamed. "Get out!"

0037 started kicking the neet in the face, but Shii braved the pain and slithered under the divider and into the spacious stall. Shii carefully squirmed his arm under 0037's leg and began to masturbate him. This caused 0037's piss stream to intensify, a golden torrent rivaling a fire hydrant. The piss was powerful enough to knock down the stall door, sending it crashing into the far wall. Picking 0037 up by his underarms, Shii carried him around as a mobile piss cannon, blasting holes in walls and ripping apart innocent shoppers in a wall of hot urine. When 0037 was finally exhausted, the pair stood in the ruins of the mall, knee-deep in a golden lake. Piss mixed with shoppers' blood rained down from what was left of the ceiling. Too embarrassed to even move, he offered no resistance as Shii shoved her head underwater and drowned 0037 in his own piss. Shii whipped out his cell phone and called Abirit Levitt, informing the commie of a whole new "red space" that just formed that he can play in.

FIN

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I was always under the assumption that Abirit Levitt was a girl.

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bampu

20 Name: killsushi [Del]

I initially wrote this for the SAoVQ discord, but it's probably best to post it here as well.

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Avery Morrow looked up at the ceiling from his hosiptal bed, his bones in a state of mild rearrangement.
"Oy boy, I'm glad it was only one ATV accident, instead of the whole herd!" he thought to himslef, or at least would have thought, if he wasn't passed out.with his bones in a mildly rearranged state.
By his bedside, in a worn down chair, sat his old lover Abirit Levitt, wearing nothing but a too small t-shirt, covered in drawings of fediverse celebrities. He stared at Shii's mangled body, this eyes full of angry lust.
Shii stirred and begins to wake, his eyes openned to the sight of Abirit Levitt's naked perineum looming over him, it's hairyness wonderfull ot beohld.
"HAHAHA," screamed the Abirit Levitt "YOU'VE RAPED ME SO MANY TIMEEES I RPAE YOU BAKC NOW!!!!"
Abirit Levitt garbs his massive 2 incher and beigns to jerk iut very fast while pnatiung from the exertianon.
"HAHA" laughs Avery Morrrow at the small pesis because Abirit Levitt can not even rape him, being so small. Unfortunately, Avery Morrow's bones are in a state of mild rearrangement so his femur enters his lung and he dies.
 
SHII'S MYSTIC JAPPANESE SAGE POWERS ACTIVATES AND HE RESSURECTS!!!!!!!!!
but then Abirit Levitt uses his mAD BOXING SKILLS to kill shii and he dies again.
BUT then tranquilizzer darts stop Abirit Levitt from violate th dead body wth pesis and all go black. He was already black though, Abirit Levitt is secret NIGGER
FCUK YOU @ARCHDUKE I WILL GO TO WEAR YOU ARE IN REALLLL LIFE AND FUCK YOU UP YOU FIGHT ME I FUCK YOU
THIS IS NOT A JOKKE THIS IS A REAL DEATH THREAT
it's just joke ok bby im sorry ;_; plz dont hurt me
 
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Abirit Levitt wakes up and he is in hot tub and Shii is alive and with him and evryone is there like friend 0037 and a now alive Shii.
meltingwax enters the hot tub and he is naked his penis is huuuge.
He looks at Abirit Levitt, his eyes shimmering with that gay light effect and he says "Good to see you awake, Shii has made a full recovery at hospital"
Abirit Levitt is confused, he had killed Shii just before, but he is enjoy hot tub and there are many niggers around
and they are hot so he is stayed and is happy?
"Let us move form hot tub to sauna!" anounces 0037. A swarm of basque niggers and our protaganists run into the sauna. They are yet to know the truth.
Meltingwax giggles violently as he pushes closed the door to the sauna. The heat is intense, Abirit Levitt and Shii are pushed against the oily bodies of the niggers.
Suddenly the floor begins to rotate. The heat inside bigins to rise. It is quickly too hot to tolerate. The niggers all begin to scrape against the locked door, screaming to be let out. Their sweat begins to boil from the heat. Abirit Levitt is trampled under their massive bodies. Avery Morrow is in tears. The sauna was actually a microwave oven. They all begin to melt like wax.
Meltingwax.
meltingwax was behind this. He laughs at them from the other side of the door, knowing his victory is final.
Screams of terror and pain ementate from behind the doorway, but they quickly fade.
0037 is on his knees pleading, grabbing Meltinwax by the hem of his wizard robe, begging for Meltingwax to stop. Meltingwax had stopped 0037 from entering the microwave last minute, and not out of kindness.
Meltinwax retreats into his Jewish study chambers, where he pushes aside a bookshelf to reveal a hidden hallway. 0037 can't bear to watch he breaks down in tears and proceeds slowly, head down, behind Meltingwax. He's been here before.
The walls of the hallway are lined with countless bodies. Bodies of Shii. Bodies of Abirit Levitt. Countless years have passed, but for Shii and Abirit Levitt, the days have become unnoticable, they would die of sexual injury, and come back again, never remembering a thing.
This was meltingwax's secret plan, he would kill them and bring them back, as many times as it would take for his endgame to reach completion. Soon he will have created the perfect gay lover.
And 0037 will have been the one who allowed him to do this. He had been too weak to stop him, too cowardly. always wishing to have another fun last day with his friends instead of accepting that all is lost and sacrificing his life to stop the horrors of metlingwax.
Meltingwax brings out a pair of new bodies from the hallway and places them on his Jewish surgery table.
He retreats back to the microwave and opens the door, inside is a huge mound of nigger wax. He carfully scrapes a little piles of Abirit Levitt-colored and Avery Morrow-colored wax from the mound.
Meltingwax places the wax into the wax-holes in the bodies. He is careful to mix them a little, so that Abirit Levitt gets a bit of Shii wax in him and Avery gets some Abirit Levitt wax. This is his was of slowly combining them into the same person over time, as if they'd always been one. Very soon their souls will have been merged together, only once more do they have to be melted.
This is how he will create his perfect lover.
0037 squats in the corner wailing. "Please Meltingwax you don't need to do this" he begs.
Meltingwax throws the now living Shii into 0037's trembling hands and forces him to carry him. Meltingwax carries Abirit Levitt. They carry the bodies out of Meltingwax's lair and into the house that 0037, Avery Morrow, and Abirit Levitt had lived in all this time. It had only ever been a elaborate facade, constructed by Meltingwax to carry out his plans. Avery Morrow and Abirit Levitt had never realised this; 0037 never had the heart to tell them, and even if he did, he would just be killed whilst they get brought back without the memory of the truth.
The now breathing bodies, quickly reanimating, are placed into their repsective beds. 0037 gets ready to take his place in the bed he and Shii had been sharing, to once again act out his role as Shii's lover in this new day, but Meltingwax stops him. Metlingwax looks him straight in the eyes and nods. This is the end, 0037 had completed his role. He wasn't needed this time around.
"I'm sorry 0037, I wish it hadn't been this way" whispers Meltingwax into 0037's ear, as he leads him back into the Jewish secret chambers. This is where he'd meet his end. This was it, the last day of his life, and tommorow would be the last day of Shii's life as an individual person. This was the end of world2ch.
0037 sheds a single tear, not for himself, but for his friends who he betrayed. He accepts it when Meltingwax throws him into the microwave, melting him into the mass of niggers, his essense evenly mixing with theirs, as if he never even existed outside some wild dreams of those who knew him.
 
THE END
 
I ate a whole fucknign box of mochi before writting this and I need to make a big poop.

21 Name: killsushi [Del]

>>20
Probably best to mention that this was written as a (very inappropriate) response to the following link being posted there: gofundme.com/f/avery-elizabeth-morrow

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In other words, one of the greatest literary works of our time.

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>>21
I don't get it, is it just a coincidence that their names are the same?

25 Name: killsushi [Del]

>>24
Purely coincidental, I just found it funny. It's like that one time some woman named Avery Morrow was arrested for cocaine. After all, if everyone is Shii, than people who share his name must be especially Shii.

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😲 !

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bump

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wow

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>>28
Guapo