I'll start
whipping my
huge thesaurus
into a
large wall
while my
beloved imouto
was pulling
boop
TWO WORDS!!
two words indeed
"said the
ban evading
walrus. Meanwhile,
it wasn't
yet time
for the
heretofore unsubstantiated
thief to
become a
fully substantiated
parapraxis negroid
as per
usual. The
lolis who
truly love
giant dicks
are nonexistent.
Nerds are
so baka!
That's why
nerds shouldn't
ever attempt
continued living.
In fact,
nobody should.
Especially not
whenever their
parents are
niggering the
story. In
west Philadelphia
born and
razed. On
the niggardly
website, sageru.org,
my sister
said "onii-chan,
fuck me
I lost
my keys
, so please
leave the
hoofed mammal
at home."
A horse
meat lasagne
was prepared
for my
dinner, however
I wasn't
feeling really
great today
so I
stroked my
cat and
drank a
cup of
cum (tasty!)
to calm
the effects
of my
existential crisis.
But soon
we shall
all do
the dance
macabre; then
and only
then will
the loli
learn what
it truly
means to
be a
macabrecal girl.
She will
then say
always do
the laundry
unless you
show her
enough affection
then she
will say
"WE ARE
LOVERS, ONII-CHAN!"
then we
undress and
take it
easy. Thus
we shall
achieve ultimate
world domination
together, as
brother and
sister, forever.
Meanwhile, in
flavor town
our enemy,
the HORSES
have once
again been
fucking killed.
But soon
the bees
will discover
the plans
to destroy
what is
known to
destroy human
with the
loli of
misanthropy; then,
after dinner,
while everyone
else masturbates,
I contractually
enable the
thing. I
will go
mad if
this frilly
dress doesn't
meet my
parole officer
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz Antidisestablishmentarianism
something about
quantum computing
being fictional
. Christ, what
am I
doing at
three o'clock
in the
morning trying
anus of
your mom
? I should
rather be
among the
lolis of
Gensokyo, having
glorious Japan.
Leon Kaiser
isn't worth
, sharp like
Tikva Kobler Brown
on lysergic
acid diethylamide
acid or
wet cocaine
. I am
incredibly aroused
by this
story, especially
because of
your mom.
The man
inserted his
excited, pulsating
Venusian probe
deep within
the unholy
citadel of
my hairy,
unwiped, probably
prolapsed anus.
At the
exact moment
a certain
Magical Index
was receiving
a good,
solid critique
by a
hoofed mammal,
emblazoned in
gold feathers
- the mark
of a
glorious shining
politically corrupt
fucking sardine
lolicon fetishist
who knows
the most
secret ancient
cake recipie
cake recipie
which lies
at the
central core
of all
religion and
occultism, discounting
Scientology, Last
Thursdayism, and
your mom.
Some niggers
contracted a
severe case
of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
THE JEWS
niggered up
yo ass
fo real
bitch nigga.
In the
year 420,
war was
too difficult
for Justin
Case to
suck a
large, veiny
"Hammer of
Æsir", so
the aforementioned
personage reacted
pretty badly.
Meanwhile, in
4chan /b/
( > ヮ<) MOOT!!!
was being
a massive
egotist as
usual, and
fucking a
duck. This
duck had
a duck,
that duck
was yellow,
yellow ducks
have big
egos. Hence
why they
attention. 256
Misogynistic ducks
the size
of a
don't exist.
Moé girls
love my
long sausage.
"Good Mercutio!
Thy pump
hast brought
much stiffness
to mine
own!" Exclaimed
Romeo, shaking
his speare.
BUT THEN
Mercutio decided
to pump
unleaded gasoline
into his
calm, ready
gaping anus.
Meanwhile, Bob
was there,
desperately hoping
to have
a loli
with whom
he could
fulfil his
sap sack
dream of
killing Mercutio.
For some
unknown quantity
of desperate,
of desperate,
one-legged hikikomori
, Bob was
not quite
desperate. Meanwhile,
next winter,
that summer,
in mid-April,
and throughout
your mother's
gaping, hairy
noise hole
, laden with
gvalt. Toge
shoah sovah,
lorem ipsum
and JEWS
, JEWS, JEWS,
badger, badger,
snake snake
nigger suced
poopoo waffle
out of
I know
how to
invest in
large banks.
The secret
is you
suck dicks
, also you
eat my
hot, sticky
seminal fluid
for dinner.
And falls
to the
lowest dimension
of the
Calabi-Yau manifold
. Some Jews
don't even
go to
go to
the ovens.
Some jews
steal money.
Don't be
a human
or, worse,
an ungulate!
This chair
is the
greatest ever.
Not only
Not only
but also
likes developing
TRANSETHNIC OTHERKIN
-targetted software
dick lock
unlockers. Now,
peace be
upon you,
hoofed mammal.
hoofed mammal.
hoofed mammal.
Coprophilia is
eating shit
. one time
he saw
a large
hoofed mammal's
anus prolapse.
I'm terribly
sorry, I
accidentally broke
a nigger's
ancient heirloom;
the effects
of which
caused a
worldwide shortage
of historical
black culture
enriched yogurt.
"Very confusing,"
said the
historian to
himself. He
dipped his
unicorn horn
into a
The loli
in question
yet unasked
is cuter
whenever George
400 GETs
her something
sweet and
sticky cunny
Sweet, tangy
key lime
yoghurt. yeah
boyeeeee, one
step closer
to the
edge of
Gensokyo, one
big step
towards my
anal prolapse.
My beloved
anal prolapse
caused by
fate, was
rather uncomfortable.
Imagine this
profoundly symbolic
yet slightly
surreal scenario:
your dick
up my
fallopian tube.
Such example
-orientated explanations
prove helpful
in explaining
newborn porn
to amateur
pathopsychologists. Moreover,
long lamo
the llama
se llama
sellenium armour
*Selenium, whoops.
*Selena, whoops
OH GOD
salam alaikum
" said the
terrorist llama
shortly before
bowing politely
and making
love to
his own
betrothed wife.
What a
stud! See
if you
grab several
cocks up
by their
cock dude.
Dude! DUDE!
I hereby
love loli.
Roses are
a lot
of disgusting
loli shit.
Violets are
not to
mention that
loli loli
Jason Taverner
is dead.
PART VII:
The Reboot.
I'll start
by throwing
up my
hands in
loli lust.
Cum shot
an email
lupa lust
fart dust
ONII-CHAN DAISUKI
fucking weeb.
Never gonna
give juden
down down
metanephric dysplastic
fresh cunny
disjointed narrative
dick NIGGER
falling apart
into fragments
of cock
in wine
. THE JEWS
WILL BURN
CALORIES WHILE
KILLING PALESTINIANS.
One day
when all
were enjoying
making pizzas
for lolis
to rub
and haet
and haet
and rehaet
the pizza.
That happened
in the
best way
that happened.
It was
so indescribably
[ INDESCRIBABLE ] that
we cannot
describe it.
I WILL
DESTROY THE
NEXT BABY
's vagina
unless you
yiff the
in hell
, my boy.
A noun
was missing,
how horrifying!
This sentence
was brought
to you
by the
hard gay
viagra, sponsored
by existentialism.
Bring back
the illusion
you lost
the day
your loli
got a
PhD in
disillusionment. I
said, "what
said, "what
the HELL
the HELL
the hell.
the hell.
The hell?
" said what,
what, " said
Albert Einstein.
Troll Lord
is synonymous
. We are
unable to
locate the
location of
the locator.
Ripen lager
is gay.
When you
are. I
see the
starry sky
starry sky
nigger guy
stole my
new bike.
. .
_____ police help!
Usually when
the niggers
commit a
parking violation,
they are
beaten by
de racis
white oppressor
of Gensokyo.
In other
news, a
rabid squirrel
and PS2
(water-plastoquinone oxidoreductase)
were in
a cave.
They found
Mr. Shekelberg's
worn-out T-shirt
. Mr. Shekelberg said
"that's three
words you
stupid goy".
The squirrel
was wandering
while drinking
. THE JEWS
LAUNCHED A
BIG LAUGH.
L.A.U.G.H stands
for Large
Atomic Unordinance
Giant Huge
(nigger dicks).
This shows
the immaturitiy
of the
black people.
Killing zombies
キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!!
is a
bad thing.
of consent
causing the
end of
the age
No longer
shall we
get the
point of
no return
to the
savage ways
of our
ancestors, who
didn't even
like me
so I
took my
leave and
said `Adieu'.
And then
they died.
Good riddance.
The next
time you
fuck up
that you
stole all
the prenomials
in the
white house.
LIZARD PEOPLE
love to
get down
and boogie.
BOOGIE MEN
also love
to fuck
little girls
what a
dick butt
nigger fucker.
The child
then cried:
JESUS CHRIST!!
Then Jesus
told her
to genuflect
or be
genuflucted. I
recently kidnapped
was not
that fun.
The End.
Just kidding
Fuck this
. So we
let our
daughter get
Ebola in
Detroit and
she carjacked
a BMW
. Then she
drove down
to Bel-Air
along with
Will Smith.
At heart,
she was
singing boowa-
ooga booga.
This demonstrates
her lack
of understanding
that the
divergence theorem
of Gauss
follows from
Stokes' theorem
; I mean,
who the
[expletive deleted]
fucking hell
doesn't know
that? Even
she fucking
wrote a
lengthy diatribe
about Gauss'
law of
man/boy love.
I don't
care though.
Ennui has
six letters.
So does
nothing else.
That's right;
NOTHING ELSE.
Except, of
nothing. Else.
Not even
anything else.
Moving on,
Some guy
unnecessarily capitalised
in the
distant past,
and now
we will
forcibly defenestrate
SVCHost.exe, COM,
rm -rf
filemode circumvention,
and thereby
raping Izumi
Konata in
her hairy
anus. I
didn't think
continuous form
would have
sufficed to
complete this
atrocity of
a sentence.
If you
would like
to come
out and
admit you're
fucking dumb
, do so.
I remember
a time
when homosexuals
were floccinaucinihilipilificated.
So the
only way
to find
where you
were when
the Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon
teleported teh
lepidopterists is
to ask
a butterfly.
They would
always flutter
serendipitously around
lepidoperists, they
got excomunicated
and they
commited sudoku
in protest.
When VIPsaurus
VIPPED all
the deformed
foetuses, I
was there;
it was
beyond all
reason or
comprehension. Truly,
a disgruntled
gay trap
was trapped
inside traps
of Deccan
swallowed by
a huge
eldritch horror
torturing you
by pulling
ch34p V1@gr1
from your
bank account
painfully slow
anal sex.
The village
people sang
to alleviate
the pain
of having
to exist.
sex
is not
two words
, you fustilarian.
Back when
the Elitist
Super Structure
was founded,
were emergency
kopipes for
the VIPPERS
that really
cared about
tonal counterpoint
my penis
in your
bick blag
butt hole
hole hole
ENOUGH ALREADY!
Then suddenly
, without warning,
the HYPERBOLE
deleted post
user by
memes. Memes
suck. In
is not
guilty of
I am.
He is.
Bill Stickers
is innocent.
I want
a dig
install CD
for Macintosh2000.
I saw
I conquered.
Never mind
coming, that's
pep pep
uncreative stuff
and nonsensical
sepulchritudial objects
mem mem
is very
difficult to
cum. I
have a
long sock
to put
my dick
in his
fine lady
. My ass
has many
open holes
; too many.
I just
don't know
what you
want from
me, quantifying
nothing. The
amorous catgirls
lovingly programmed
a sentient
DQN-kun is
omorphic entity
, violating several
rules of
parazoological phonetics
and sexual
etiquette. Meanwhile,
Dr. Light,
Dr. Wily,
and their
penises were
fighting for
supremacy and
hoofed mammals
, which are
goats, naturally.
Satan loves
rough gay
goat sex.
If my post contains >2 words will admin-sama delete it?
>>904 No, but don't do that anyway. Your post will not be part of the story, but eat up valuable space that can be used for an appropriate ending to the story. So please, everyone: Do not post posts with more than two words, okay? Please.
Thank you for being compliant.
"You're welcome,"
said the
bad motherfucker
who was
smoking a
large penis.
I love
you. In
a purely
platonic capacity.
Damn son,
DAMN SON,
peep dat
heartfelt confession
in my
pants! Marvel
at its
marvellous heartfeltness
that's not
very marvellous
now that
anyone can
do what
you did.
I suck
lollipops whenever
I feel
like injecting
something hard
like crack
into anus
mouth. Let
it be
known that
existentialist philosophy
is best
renge-chan
. Islam is
sort of
like Christianity
but with
durka durkas.
Radical feminism
is my
worst enemy.
The only
redeeming quality
is the
sound they
make during
Touhou orgies.
Niggers and
jews are
my friends.
Little girls
and boys
partake in
existential nihilism
as practiced
by ancient
Greek philosophers
and lolis.
And so
when the
rape began
in Nanjing
people were
not
telling a story two words at a time.
So instead
why don't
we just
take the
imouto cunny
by force?
In Calcutta
, my nigga
, we do.
Easy victims
are sold
in Israel
for shekels.
Hard nipples
cannot compare
in Calcutta.
I think
Hillary Clinton
is a
great candidate
for my
parents to
check 'em
. Star Wars