I'll start

secret ancient

cake recipie

cake recipie

which lies

at the

central core

of all

religion and

occultism, discounting

Scientology, Last

Thursdayism, and

your mom.

Some niggers

contracted a

severe case

of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

THE JEWS

niggered up

yo ass

fo real

bitch nigga.

In the

year 420,

war was

too difficult

for Justin

Case to

suck a

large, veiny

"Hammer of

Æsir", so

the aforementioned

personage reacted

pretty badly.

Meanwhile, in

4chan /b/

( > ヮ<) MOOT!!!

was being

a massive

egotist as

usual, and

fucking a

duck. This

duck had

a duck,

that duck

was yellow,

yellow ducks

have big

egos. Hence

why they

attention. 256

Misogynistic ducks

the size

of a

don't exist.

Moé girls

love my

long sausage.

"Good Mercutio!

Thy pump

hast brought

much stiffness

to mine

own!" Exclaimed

Romeo, shaking

his speare.

BUT THEN

Mercutio decided

to pump

unleaded gasoline

into his

calm, ready

gaping anus.

Meanwhile, Bob

was there,

desperately hoping

to have

a loli

with whom

he could

fulfil his

sap sack

dream of

killing Mercutio.

For some

unknown quantity

of desperate,

of desperate,

one-legged hikikomori

, Bob was

not quite