ITT we tell a story two words at a time (1000)

1 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'll start

251 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

yellow ducks

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have big

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egos. Hence

254 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

why they

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( > ヮ<) LOVE

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attention. 256

257 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Misogynistic ducks

258 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the size

259 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of a

260 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

normal duck

261 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

don't exist.

262 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Moé girls

263 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

love my

264 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

long sausage.

265 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Good Mercutio!

266 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Thy pump

267 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hast brought

268 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

much stiffness

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to mine

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271 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

own!" Exclaimed

272 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Romeo, shaking

273 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

his speare.

274 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

BUT THEN

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Mercutio decided

276 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to pump

277 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

unleaded gasoline

278 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

into his

279 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

calm, ready

280 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

gaping anus.

281 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Meanwhile, Bob

282 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

was there,

283 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

desperately hoping

284 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to have

285 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a loli

286 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

with whom

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he could

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fulfil his

289 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sap sack

290 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dream of

291 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

killing Mercutio.

292 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For some

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unknown quantity

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of desperate,

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of desperate,

296 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

very desperate

297 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

one-legged hikikomori

298 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, Bob was

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300 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

not quite

301 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

desperate. Meanwhile,

302 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

next winter,

303 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that summer,

304 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

after fall,

305 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in mid-April,

306 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and throughout

307 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

your mother's

308 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

gaping, hairy

309 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

noise hole

310 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, laden with

311 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

gvalt. Toge

312 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

shoah sovah,

313 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

lorem ipsum

314 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and JEWS

315 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, JEWS, JEWS,

316 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

badger, badger,

317 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

snake snake

318 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

nigger suced

319 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

poopoo waffle

320 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

out of

321 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my wazoo.

322 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I know

323 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

how to

324 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

invest in

325 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

large banks.

326 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The secret

327 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is you

328 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

suck dicks

329 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, also you

330 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

eat my

331 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hot, sticky

332 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

seminal fluid

333 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

for dinner.

334 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>333 Trips!

335 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And falls

336 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to the

337 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

lowest dimension

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of the

339 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Calabi-Yau manifold

340 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. Some Jews

341 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

don't even

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go to

343 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

go to

344 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the ovens.

345 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Some jews

346 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

like to

347 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

steal money.

348 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Don't be

349 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a human

350 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

or, worse,

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