I'll start
my keys
, so please
leave the
hoofed mammal
at home."
A horse
meat lasagne
was prepared
for my
dinner, however
I wasn't
feeling really
great today
so I
stroked my
cat and
drank a
cup of
cum (tasty!)
to calm
the effects
of my
existential crisis.
But soon
we shall
all do
the dance
macabre; then
and only
then will
the loli
learn what
it truly
means to
be a
macabrecal girl.
She will
then say
always do
the laundry
unless you
show her
enough affection
then she
will say
"WE ARE
LOVERS, ONII-CHAN!"
then we
undress and
take it
easy. Thus
we shall
achieve ultimate
world domination
together, as
brother and
sister, forever.
Meanwhile, in
flavor town
our enemy,
the HORSES
have once
again been
fucking killed.
But soon
the bees
will discover
the plans
to destroy
what is
known to
destroy human
with the
loli of
misanthropy; then,
after dinner,
while everyone
else masturbates,
I contractually
enable the
thing. I
will go
mad if
this frilly
dress doesn't
meet my
parole officer
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something about
quantum computing
being fictional
. Christ, what
am I
doing at
three o'clock
in the
morning trying
anus of
your mom