Clearance to post (9)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How can I obtain clearance to post in this web zone?

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For starters, we'll need to proof of identification and three character references. We'll also need you to state under oath whether you are left-handed or right-handed.

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It helps if you are a dead poet.

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

│It helps if you are DEAD.
└───v───────
     /⌒\     /\
    /'⌒'ヽ; \  /\  |
    (●.●) )/   |: |
     >冊/  ./     |: /
   /⌒   ミミ \   〆
   /   / |::|λ|    |
   |√7ミ   |::|  ト、   |
   |:/    V_ハ   |
  /| i         |
   и .i      N
    λヘ、| i .NV
      V\W

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>4
Hello, DEATH! Long time no see, babe. How are tricks?

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

 /\     /⌒\
/  /\  / /'⌒'ヽ   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| /   \( ;(● ,,●) < They're dead.
ヽ |     \  ヽ冊<    \_____
 ヽ|   /  彡   ⌒ヽ
      |γ|::| \   ヽ
     イ  |::|   ミ7 ̄ |
     ハ._V   |:|\ |
     |       V__ノ\
     N      i. и
      VN. i |、ヘV
        W/V

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>6
Well then, how is everything else?

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

│Dying
└───v───────
     /⌒\     /\
    /'⌒'ヽ; \  /\  |
    (●.●) )/   |: |
     >冊/  ./     |: /
   /⌒   ミミ \   〆
   /   / |::|λ|    |
   |√7ミ   |::|  ト、   |
   |:/    V_ハ   |
  /| i         |
   и .i      N
    λヘ、| i .NV
      V\W

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>8 I find that comforting.

Is it because of the assurance that old follies cannot persist forever and are forever challenged and replaced by new ones?

Or is it Stockholm Syndrome?