[CYOA] Choose Your Own Unholy Adventure! [Collaborative] (11) (88)

42 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You load up on guns and take your friends to very distant lands in search of blood. It is time to to something as stupid as possible. Consequences welcome, authenticity is in short supply, and pain is more than just a state of mind: It is Nature's way of hurting you, telling you you're alive. So show the world your war face, or was it wart face? Whatever. Death goes down for everybody, and you could do with an easy friend.
Guts for the gut god! >>43
Feast on the guts of some candy-ass zombies. (Don't forget to break a promise!) >>101
Taste a shot from a shotgun. >>22 Bet it makes you smile. Grin, even, Glasgow-style.