I propose we timestamp our posts, so that the chil'rens might be able to understand what the hell is going here a little better.
2010/04/07
OH BOY I WONDER IF I WILL BE BANNED FOR THIS
PLEASE THINK OF THE CHIL'RENS
17.08.2014
It is cold, and papa has yet to return from outside. I hear aeroplanes going through the skies. There isn't much food or drink since the one-armed man made away with our supplies. I fear the safety of my anus.
NATO have promised to have pulled out of Afghanistan by now. Figures the UN would put a private merc army there. But that is not the war you meant, I know. I mean: With all the Bush wars officially over, why start a new one now?
I am also worried about the resurgence of bovine spongiform encephalopathy this summer of this year. If I should get infected, I won't have to ponder whether I should pre-order the Orbis or hold out for the Boiler.
18.08.2014
Will this war ever stop? ;_;
>>103 It could be worse. According to Kevin Costner, by now the war would have erased technology. Imagine, no internet. Inversely, Phil Dick predicted that technology would have made us paranoid schizophrenics. Considering what happened with Facebook in 2013, that seems quite optimistic in retrospect.
But that excuses nothing, of course. Another war, and now the £ is looking weak, and tell me have you read about the latest freak? We're bingo numbers and our names are obsolete. And if i taste the honey, is it really sweet?
I should have invested in bullets back when they were cheaper than cigarettes.
tree fitty
19.08.2014
This is a nightmare. So many dead people, so many victims... It all started a few years ago when I came here for a job and now all that remains is the rotten smell of death.
2:15 am
Our generation does not sleep.
11:05 PM
Friday
August 18
2012
August 20. 2012
Nearly everyone seems to accept time as though it existed absolutely, for indeed, almost always, everything is discussed and analysed in a time-context as though that were the indisputable foundation of all that is known.
The foundation, of course, it is, but how can it be regarded as indisputable? Has anyone ever produced any scrap of evidence of its objective existence - except the fact that everything depends on its existence, which is very precisely une petition de principe or begging the question?
>>115 If everything depends on the existence of time, then without time, everything does not exist. Time is the necessary condition in this context, everything else is merely sufficient.
09/06/1999
>>1-116
Shit, the future is scary.
22/2/2022 btw
Every day is pretend to be a time traveller day.
One chronon at a time.
2012/09/30
>>125
Yeah who the fuck does he thing he is... going around acting like it is 2012. Geez.
Either I'm dead, or…
9/29/2093
I am a student at a prestigious school, one of the world's first flying universities. I'm writing a paper on the history of gravity manipulation.
>>127
"or..." what? I don't understand and need you to clarify, Sir!
That would explain the radiation. No, no, I mean the other way around. And it wouldn't.
My ears are ringing, may I lie down?
What do you mean? My suit is totally rad!
Today is September 6977th, 1993.
I wish there were still such a thing as time. I think I remember it. It was nice. Nostalgic.
Merry Christmas everyone!
gobble til you wobble
Things were better before existence. It was a slower pace.
Causality is nice. Keeps things in order.
Shitty Windows 7™ clock! Why must you lie to me‽
>>138
Time is an illusion. It isn't lying, it's just observing the illusion from a slightly different angle.
Somewhere in the world, it is the first of May.
2012/10/23
I'M STILL HERE
I'M STILL TIMESTAMPING
I WILL NEVER, EVER FORGET YOU, SAGERU
A great and terrible future crawls forward to be born.
The future will become the past soon.
Never again in your life will you know as little as you know now.
I have already forgotten more than most people have ever known.
One day, I will forget how to forget.
Sweetmorn, The Aftermath 24, 3184 YOLD
it is 1:59 in the A. M.
0x015A Post-phase.
The flame of this world flickers low.
approx -150 ksec
dec 19 2012
-148 ksec
That bee is getting really annoying, I hope someone opens up a window soon.
diakon.mueller@web.de
4 Diakon, 23rd Mueller, 1536th Web DE
its midnigth
After midnight, we're gonna let it all hang down.
two more days until tsunday!
one
seven
I-its not like I care that I missed tsunday or anything...
It is currently 2004/02/19
I wish I hadn't invested in Enron, now I'm playing it safe on the housing market.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
2013-05-13
Obamas descision to sign the CPKILL act now means that all online actions are now to be monitored by the government. BBS systems like thus have been under scrutiny because of their ability to post links to seditious material. Arrests are being made simply for visiting SAoVQ, see you all in hell.
it is like 8 minutes past 10
half past a moon beam, a quarter to sleep
Oh god, horses.
2013-02-26 22:44:36
adventure time
Wow, nobody's posted in this thread for more than a year! It's currently Friday the 16th of May 2014.
Whoa what an old thread.
It's currently Friday the 12th of June 2017.
June 7 2019
May 6, over 9000
February 30th
10
December 31st, 1969
The Year of Our Lord Barnabus McThatcher 201. The month of Malrady, day 301.
It's tomorrow.
Today is only yesterday's tomorrow.
Don't be too sure that things are what they seem.
Alternatives are hard to find for sorrow.
So use your head, and muffle out your screams.
55 minutes past 11.
>>1-san here. I'll never forget you, Sageru! Bumping this thread is my solemn duty. My resolve is firm: Nothing can steer me from my journey towards temporal enlightenment. I pull a timepiece from my pocket, and with this date, I engrave truth upon the board:
2013/04/17
Remember this, Sageru: Whenever you lose track of time doing something enjoyable, whenever you look at the calendar and wonder where the days all went, whenever you add another year to your age, worry not. Someone is out there, fighting for your timeline.
I will protect your future!
The future is a thing of the past.
I'm thinking about buying a watch.
It'S time to eat an apple
Today is Saturday, the second of February, 2013. The weather is cold and overcast.
Wow, old thread, it's The 14th of December 2019,
To-day is March the 18th of the year of our Lord 1854.
TODAY IS THOR'S DAY!
2012-06-85 13:79 CEST
Wednesday, January 19, 2381. (In actuality, this date falls on a Monday.)