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1 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Timestamped so people will know when this thread was started.

2014/09/31

2 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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3 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Thread numbers are timestamps:

> 1356386651
> as seconds is
> Mon Dec 24 22:04:11 2012.

4 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

IT'S ALL LIES!!!

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6 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Evidence that time exists:

> docs.python.org/2/library/time.html#time.time
> docs.oracle.com/javase/1.4.2/docs/api/java/lang/System.html#currentTimeMillis()
> pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/009696699/functions/time.html
> ruby-doc.org/core-1.9.3/Time.html

However, to this date I have not found evidence that time has existed before January 1st, 1970.

7 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>6 long values are signed. Therefore, time starts at Fri, 13 Dec 1901, 20:45:52, and ends Tue, 19 Jan 2038, 03:14:07.

(Or in more reasonable terms: from Boomtime, The Aftermath 55, 3067 YOLD, to Prickle-Prickle, Chaos 19, 3204 YOLD.)

8 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

&#202e; Actually, I think time starts at Tue, 19 Jan 2038, 03:14:07 and ends at Fri, 13 Dec 1901, 20:45:52. It's better that way.

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