Loli ass got me like "I won't touch that because I'm a respectable adult"
Yeah, I'm respectable and mature
Just like everyone else
The otaku life? Not for me
I'm not a man of QUALITY
A fancy car and a 3D wife
Those are the things I need in life
2ch? Haven't even heard of it.
Comiket? Never heard of that, either.
It's not like my entire life leads up to Comiket so I can go buy doujins.
Don't even think that. I have a wife and kids.
No, the otaku life isn't for me. Don't go in my room.
What do you expect?
It's a normal room. No posters, no figures, no long-box eroge.
But don't go in.
I just don't want you to.
I see those otaku every day.
With their headbands and their rolled-up posters sticking out of their bags indicating their status.
I'm so much better than them.
Those losers fapping to their glorious disgusting beautiful 2DPD loli... they make me shed a tear.
...of laughter.
...because I hate otaku.
...I'm not an otaku, and I'm certainly no lolicon.
...can you turn that camera off please?