ITT: shitty poetry. Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write. (222)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When the god of sleep awoke
o I fell unto his lap
For in the steep of the night
I was preparing for a fap

For in the dream of death
there arose an awful O
Your mother is a hoe
and I am the final Breath

And beside that antiessential time -
a moment of the mist
At least this dumb shit rhymes
or I'd be fucking pissed

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

以 呂 波 耳 本 部 止
千 利 奴 流 乎 和 加
餘 多 連 曽 津 祢 那
良 牟 有 為 能 於 久
耶 万 計 不 己 衣 天
阿 佐 伎 喩 女 美 之
恵 比 毛 勢 須

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How are you

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I was recently banned
From multiple chans
So im alone again
Dick in right hand
Manga on the front stand
Chafes bad like sand
But stop I can't

lanterns light the night
handling power bills is not my expertise
pan down my sheet to sweep off the dead skin
land my head down deep in a pillow
pants to my knees
hand on my penis
man, does my fucking dick hurt

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For sale: Baby shoes, lightly worn.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For sale: babby shoes, lightly formed.

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Six words? That's too short to

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This is a hai-ku.
There are many like it, but
This hai-ku is mine.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Do you find relief in
Whatever you believe in?
Or do you live in constant fear
Of rejection by what you hold dear?
Do you think it makes you free
To be part in tyranny?
Or do you think it punishment
To be delivered from tyrant's hand?

You may ask what keeps me going
You may ask what makes me tick
When the offers you are showing
Only serve to make me sick.
I don't want your paradise.
That way only madness lies.
Is this world seen through your eyes
Not built from transparent lies?

Eternal life is what you crave.
Perfect bliss beyond the grave.
Oblivion does not comfort you.
As if the world would end with you.
It was there before you were.
Mountains do not need your care.
And when you're gone, it still will be
To carry on your legacy.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i woke up this morning
and wished for sleep
and i will wake up tomorrow
with a similar kind

i think i hate life
because i dread to wake
i always look back
to a simpler time

the progression of life
has not been too nice
aging lines fill my skin
new flaws i often find

my aspirations are gone
because a lack of experience
slave to those living my dream
i am in a corporate bind

struggle to succeed in life
and to recover the past
looking for the things
that used to ease my mind

suffering from the disease
known to us as nostalgia

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I sing of arms, and the man
who, fleeing from his war-torn land,
Searched for a new home
Which he would call Rome.
(And Maecenas and Caesar are grand!)

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The deepest values
Exoponents on mantissas
Limited by bits

The world is discreet
Wait, I think I get it now
I am a machine

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(cross-posted from /dqn/ because I'm lame like that)
From psilocybin phantasms to post-benzo binge muscle spasms,
To lovely lysergic light trails telling tails of spiralling Sierpinski chasms.
Dilaudid deprivation doldrums and catastrophic ketamine conundrums,
Analgesic apathy and SSRI discontinuation syndromes.
High as fuck in public hoping no one knows at all,
Trying to forget what I regret by drinking lots of alcohol.
Embarking on embarrassing erotic MDMA experiences,
Taking disastrous designer drugs and feeling fucking delirious.
Delving deep into different dimensions on high doses of DMT,
Drugs free me from myself and let me escape reality.

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Gandalf the Gray (addressing the Balrog): You shall not pass!
Gandalf the Gray (addressing the Fellowship): Fly, you fools!
Gandalf the Gray (addressing the Balrog): Allright, they are gone. You need not hide in the shadows any more. My apologies for scaring you. Hey, do you know where I can wash these clothes of mine?

Gandalf the White (apon re-uniting with the Fellowship): For three days and three nights we battled. It was epic, you should have seen it! I even dyed! Er, died!

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]







19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Let's live, my Lesbia, and let us love,
and value all the talk of stern old men
less than a dime! Heavenly lamps above
may set their course and then may rise again;
but when upon us sets our little light,
then we must sleep an ever-lasting night.

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

slam dunk
pretty drunk
space jam
face plant
napalm firestarter
gotta fart harder
smoking chronic
listenin to viptronic
im gay
all day
alcoholism schism
autism altruism
failing liver
read the giver
postin on sageru
im a big guy fer you
say hey kid
tell me what's new
rubbin hands like a jew
countin shekels
hater heckles
i'll neutralize your milk hotel

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

nyaa nyaa nyaaa nya
nyaa nyaaaa nya nyaa nyaa
nya nyaaa nyaa nyaaaaa nya nya nya
nyaaa nyaa nyaaa nyaa nya nyaaaaa
n y a



          nya nya

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24 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Loli ass got me like "I won't touch that because I'm a respectable adult"
Yeah, I'm respectable and mature
Just like everyone else
The otaku life? Not for me
I'm not a man of QUALITY
A fancy car and a 3D wife
Those are the things I need in life
2ch? Haven't even heard of it.
Comiket? Never heard of that, either.
It's not like my entire life leads up to Comiket so I can go buy doujins.
Don't even think that. I have a wife and kids.
No, the otaku life isn't for me. Don't go in my room.
What do you expect?
It's a normal room. No posters, no figures, no long-box eroge.
But don't go in.
I just don't want you to.
I see those otaku every day.
With their headbands and their rolled-up posters sticking out of their bags indicating their status.
I'm so much better than them.
Those losers fapping to their glorious disgusting beautiful 2DPD loli... they make me shed a tear.
...of laughter.
...because I hate otaku.
...I'm not an otaku, and I'm certainly no lolicon.
...can you turn that camera off please?

25 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That was beautiful.

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't want to be one of those people who do those thing like that
I'm not like them I'm completely sure
I'm standing beside a golden door
Scream for more
O slut-Earth.

For you who do not think uniquely
Begone from my sight!
Sane man you are insane,
For you are not like me.

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

all roads lead to coca-cola

bleeding blue, lovers rest
the temple's gates are closed
city streets filled with trash
no sanctuary for saints

flickering waves
untucked shirt
stained pants

hungry for christmas
angry gods fight forever
winter snow no more

28 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I remember when I could snow the ground attack me please help me. trapped inside this place of iron and steel.

When the drill came and I could not be bothered, I could.

29 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

from Bremen
Dominate me


30 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When I was a brony
I told all my homies
Remember that time when
We went to La Mancha
And sat on a plancha
I don't know I bought ya
Last Friday night.

31 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I fap to yuri.
I'm not in a hurry.

32 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bees bees bees bees bees
bees bees bees bees bees bees bees
bees bees bees bees bees

33 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

at home alone,
I'll write a poem,
but there's no one to care,
I'll just stay in my chair.

34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Burn it down! Fuck shit up!
Oh shit!!
I needed that!
bad mistakes were made

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

your genitals, my genitals
together genitalia
together with our genitalia

apathetic yet part of something
part taking
doing your part

37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

in the butt

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39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Watashi watashi watashi watashi
Ore ore ore ore
Watashi watashi watashi watashi
Boku boku boku boku

The king of cats
And the lord of sceptres
And the king of wands
All meet here tonight

I like cheese doodles

Boku boku boku boku
Watashi watashi watashi watashi
Ore ore ore ore
Watashi watashi watashi watashi

40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

here come the bees again
summoned by the site
drenched in the bees again
fuck off 2kike

41 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

put you out of your misery
angels are singing
on your behalf
as i listen and laugh
and i bask in the memories of your existence

42 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it's about that time again eh
seriously when is it not that time
but really
it's time
time and time again i remind myself of you
yeah thanks alot asshat

43 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Whisper four words first
Shout five cries out to
Wherever. I know that.
I need serious help.

44 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'll M. C. Ride your dick, boy
make you into a fuck toy
I'll M. C. Ride your dick, boy
make you into a fuck toy

45 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bitch i build a wall around that pussy make you pay for it
make anime realer than you'll ever be my crackas gay for it
wait till i play my trump card
my trump card
my trump card
wait till i play my trump card
my trump trump card

46 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Dipping in Puerto Vallerta
Strawberries hitting the slasha
Only when I plug it in
My chocolate fountain is sin
Splishing and splashing the fudge
Wait till this mixture hits my mug

47 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Bees everywhere
Bees on the walls, bees on the floor
Bees on the ceiling and bees on the door
Bees on your girlfriend and bees on your whore
Bees in the meadow and bees in the moor

Now the whore screams
Bitch got stung
Girlfriend's mean
Can't she just leave you to your memes?

She heard the whore scream
Now she knows, and now she's gone
But the bees love you more
So you go fuck her mom

Now the bees have gathered
In great swarming masses
They lift you to the sky
On their little bee asses

Higher and higher you go
Like that time you smoked a shitload of pot
Almost into space
But go into space you do not

For now the bees let you go
Your great journey is over
You've been given the wisdom of the bees
You are the great Bee Knower

And amidst your great descent
You come to peace with your life
Its the greatest feeling you've ever known
But now your brains are on some kid's bike

48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How do you do?

49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You don't want a man
You don't want me
The first time you have any app I don't want it
The first app I had a lot more money
The only app that you want for your business app to use app for the first person
You are not an important character
The only app that you want for the first game of this anime character with character is the best character designs of your life
You are not an idiot
You can do anything for yourself
The first thing that you could find yourself would not want it was a way for the first one
The first thing that is to the correct thing about is that you are the first thing you have
You don't know that I am a woman
The only app that is not an important function is the correct way for me
You don't know how that you could find your favorite app to get a follow

50 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

let's listening
speed garage


51 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Mold: all original ideas,
shadow and noise words: hidden body text;
It's a subconscious mindset.
Hide all contact points on the invention of the displaced feeling
and his subconscious thoughts.
I felt a lot of pain sensations from sleep;
body that joins the recognition of the word,
ordered flexibility of painful feelings.
Comply with the rules and syntax of common identity.
Painful feelings know no grammar.

52 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

SpongeBob: A stove is a stove, no matter where you go.
Mr. Krabs: A patty is a patty, that's what I say.
SpongeBob: A grill is a grill, this is surely so...
Mr. Krabs: And fries should be fries either way!
SpongeBob: But this grill is not a home, this is not the stove I know...
Mr. Krabs: I would trade it all away if you'd come back to stay...
Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob: This kitchen's not the same without you!
Mr. Krabs: It's just a greasy spoon,
SpongeBob: Just a greasy spoon,
Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob: Without you...

53 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk [Del]

Avery Morrow
Stared with great Sorrow
At the horrors
that had come to pass.

In the sky, the zeppelins burning.
On the ground, the buttholes yearning.

For the semen
In his ass.

In his mind's eye he truly knew
that these things he saw were true,
but believe it he could not.
So he left this mortal spot
in space,
that we call our world
And he graced us
with his turd.

And the people looked upon it
and said
"This turd is good."
"We'll never trade it for 2kike's wood."

but trade it they did.
and soon, all smelt like squid.

But Shii was gone, never to be seen again
But forever lasts his reign
in the mortal world, and the one beyond
were touhous walk around the pond
Ancient Japan, I think it's called.

And soon
most had forgotten,
what Shii had begotten.

and they left

and they were gone.

Thus ends the epoch of the textboard.

54 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Reacted to the top of my skullcap
Firestalr, shake the microphone
Continue to Firestalr
I got to throw and go ahead

You know, I'm flowing in the cause Ah, on the radio playing with us
The reason we're ozone friendly, but that's not all right
Hard as I rock in the right microphone, oh, sorry, sorry
To synchronize with the feelings of his being analyzed
Seat, and let be a question taken
Do you wear protection or your heart will move forward
Like Celine Dion, Chameleon and Karma

Yes, right at the top of my skullcap
While I rock, rock, rock and microphone

Patterns, Stilos come in a few pounds
So you can choose from you different
Ambitious, nutritious, tasteless, delirious or bad
Tell us something we are
Okabilas from the best sellers, envious vampires
But soft as marshmallows, how do you know you can not deal with us
Deborah does not like Dallas, yes, we get a scandal
Even a curse is Alice, is it Buckingham Palace?

Yes, right at the top of my skullcap
While I rock, rock, rock and microphone

Firestalr, shake the microphone
Reacted to the top of my skullcap
Firestalr, shake the microphone
Continue to Firestalr

Yes, right at the top of my skullcap
While I rock, rock, rock and microphone

55 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i have the crop
i have the crop

they call me the cream master
i am the master blaster
you make my heart faster
than my bowels on caster

[gentle pause]
a breeze caresses your face

ah yes,
the soft summerwinds.
the late night tokes
a new day begins

56 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

this is poetry
some words are in latin
like ars poetica
and disrupting
the community for
textboards hai
i am new
i write in
free verse
my words are like a spine
that was left on the doorstep of a publisher
only to be tossed in the garbage. who knows why
the police was called. is there a future for a text
and who was phone?

57 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>textboards hai i am new

Welcome to the Unholy Citadel, newfriend! Enjoy your stay!

58 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Obviously, that time when I
Heckled a salaryman
And mocked his hairdryers
Since he was bald and wouldn't know
A damn
About drying keratin
I was the same once
But I found a product on the insiders Instagram
Of a seamless hairpiece
I knew about dry hair
So I told him to fuck off to
Bald mans grove to find
A better product to force
On a first worlds capitalistic playground

59 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i wrote something really long
in this box but
when i tried to send it in
it failed. and i didnt have a saved copy
there goes my self indulgence
probably for the best

60 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


61 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The saber contriving substance
Langley straight, but though the fires
Firing off barge pogrommage into the night

62 Name: Shrek [Del]


Trump is shit
Shrek is love
Trump gets hard
Shrek always is
Trump lays down
Shrek grabs him
Trump starts to moan
Shrek gapes his hole
Trump begins to pout
Shrek sees his mouth
Trump may not pout,but only cry
Shrek rams his throat back down
Trump tastes large load, coughing it up
Shrek proclaims "Eat it up, sissy slut"
Trump swallows his defeat
Shrek says "I always win"
Shrek is love,
Shrek is life.

63 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And suddenly it dawned upon us
the deathly muffling silence
and no one dare break it
for it was holy

64 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So tired.
So very tired.
So very very very very tired.
So very very very very very very very very tired.
Too worn to be wary.
Silence fills the mind like white noise.
Bits of black and white
swarm to a familiar tune
originating from a film I did not watch.

65 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

fifteen bucks
little man
put that shit
in my hand

66 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Time passes
Things change. It sucks, goddamn.
But I have beer and other things
That I can use to feel good and safe.

Those things
kill me apparently, fuck. I don't mind.
Delusion or not it's
Acceptable, that's what I got older for.

67 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

68 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Nonsense, utterly.

69 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ask this geezer
why he's fat,
He leans right down
and fucks the cat.
And thats ok,
it's not a crime,
He does it on
his bosses time.

70 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

somebody once told me the all Star meme is dead
I said you're right but how else am I gonna get head

71 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

all of these posts are like a tedious argument
of insidious intent
to lead you to an overhelming question...

why do you post here?

72 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a little boy not more than ten years old
turned on his tablet, googled "Sasha Grey
sixteen men gangbang". Mom's at work til 6

73 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Drilled a hole into my head
Pierced the bone and felt the breeze
Lift my thoughts out dem sick bed
Wit a pair of crow skeleton wings
Know nothin’ since then it seems
Been floatin’ through the nexus threadin’ dreams

74 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My god where
The fuck has the time gone
Like seagulls at a seashore
Seashells at a seamarket
That come and go
From dayrise to sunset
I want to eat fried shellfish

75 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cock in my ass
cock in my mouth
cock in my mind

76 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

shit in my butt
shit down my kneck
shit within my soul

77 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Once upon a time a man drove home, he was as high as john lennon and as lascivious as a lemon. As he drives down the road he saw a wild bush, watching closely as it got drunk whilst molesting a phony. As the man drives on he saw a field of rice, thinking it was a dice he shredded three mice. Now high on shrooms he romanced thirty baboons and proceeded to smell their blooms. The next morning he arose whilst striking a pose, ranting about his taxes he drew five axes and cut them into fifteen myeloplaxes. Thirty days later he cucked an aligator, and it turned into a masturbater. Now in the land of aunt cow he ground his nuts on supreme leader mao, and after bearing a child he defiled the corpse of Mayer Amschel Rothschild. One he had awakened he broadcasted some fried bacon. At this moment he found himself on the set of fox and friends so he gave trump the bends, once with the poor man he grabbed his crown lens, and while extends he calls his girlfriends, and they bring him a box of pens, to which he intends to feed the executive vice president. After binding them all the director calls cut and shoves the tape between his external hemorrhoid glands.

78 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The cat sat
On the mat

79 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The cat sat
On my dick

80 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The duck swam
In the muck

81 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


82 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


83 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


84 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


85 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

what the fuck
is this website

86 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This website
Is the home
of witches and bees

87 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

beewitch me
beewitch you
better than the channel 2

88 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Change the ring
change the ring
the big ol' ring
the big sloppy ol' ring

90 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I am posting,___________________________________________________
From the console;_______________________________________________
Because I don't know,___________________________________________
If that works;__________________________________________________
Like my soul,___________________________________________________
Spahgetti bowl._________________________________________________

[It didn't work, I had to copy it into a regular browser (;-;)]

91 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Is quite a poor soul
who could not post from console
What a fucking fag

92 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For it is knowledge that can't be known
If the mind is to wander
Into the depths long forlorn
Of the citadel of witches and bees

93 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I was using linx, which didn't show the reply button.
Now I'm using Elinks, where the background is a pretty blue.
Now shoo!

94 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Poor you 93
Who must have blue in stead of
The best one pseud0ch

95 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk [Del]


Posting from a console right now, using w3m as my browser. It's quite fun!

96 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk [Del]

And I somehow managed to fuck up replying properly. I must now hang myself out of shame.

97 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The rat's sack
Was larger than its rack
On it I put
A big fucking tack
Would it nut? Or anything but?

98 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Posting from Emacs.

99 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


>Posted from my iphone

100 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Temptress, whittle on your reeds
Speak your little subtleties
And kindnesses to me
As you pass me by in our little exchanges.

Pass me by and say,
"You look great as usual, my guy,"
Et cetera et cetera, as you do
And as usual I will barely respond
Fearing the words I'd say.

I have a woman, and she isn't you.
And so I'll stay silent as always
And keep the norm for our little exchanges
As you pass me by, and do as you do.
I'll never speak your name to you,

101 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A prisoner said to the warden,
"Come closer, I'll smash your gourd in!"
The warden did laugh,
And the prisoner's ass
By the guards was thoroughly beaten.

102 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Good (bad?) luck brought me my first relationship a while back. Now, bad (good?) luck has made me single.

Now comes the part I hate...


Wherein I have to crawl back to my apartment,
Back into my own bed, which I've slept in for the minority of the time.

Then open my laptop, and crawl back to my waifu who's been waiting for months,
Change all my desktops and lock screens back to her, sheepishly...
My walk of shame's not over yet, though.

Because then I have to check in on all the places I thought I'd outgrown,
And browse all my imageboards and textboards and French river fishing forums that I'd ""left behind"" in my big leap to normalcy,
Flipping through every channel from 1 to 99, and maybe I'll hit some 420 later too, who knows.

I then have to pause, and think about how perfectly I looped back to where I was before it all.

Square one, but not. The most boring part of New Game+ is always those first few chapters.

After dinner, I'll have my first fap as a free man again. My Pornhub account probably missed me as much as the waifu.
I could really use a hard-nipple hug.


103 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I am here, and I must continue.
I look down before me, and I cannot jump off.
I look ahead of me, and I will have to get there.
Not why, not now
But it has to happen, but how?
I must continue getting there.
I cannot look down,
Time will force me to overcome.
Not a matter of choice, it must happen.
I cannot stay here forever,
that would not be entertaining.

104 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I want to be wanted
by someone
to call my own
she could be flawed, just as I am
I'd be hers and she'd be mine
but instead, nothing
no one for me
as I am for no one
can't blame anyone but myself
a bottomless pit of emptiness
emotional void
the abyss of sadness and loathing
spiraling downward
a mere shell of a person
pretending to be real
the plight of an unperson
I want to feel alive
I want more people in my life
friends and a partner to listen to
to love, to help, to make memories with
feeling alone even around my so-called friends
they don't even know who I really am
no new notifications as per usual
I could die and no one would notice
until my decaying body stank up the apartment complex
a meaningless existence in a meaningless world
in a meaningless galaxy in a meaningless universe
working useless jobs and feeling useless emotions
but I don't have the balls to kill myself
so I'll just keep on being miserable until the end of my days

105 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

These feelings, truly what is their essence?
How do they come into being?
Are we damned to feel such burdens weigh upon our backs?
When will the day come when these feelings lose all value?
How has man not given up on his biggest source of pain?
For I am like steel
There is no feel, and no fact
To make myself an object
of this near-ending world
I need not sense
I will move like the water does,
like the spear strikes.

106 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I had a liquid shit again
too much coffee and beer and unhealthy food

107 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I identify as a professional body builder
My pronouns are buff/dude
The government needs to fund my
personal trainer, steroids, and testosterone supplements
This is my identity
If you don’t support me, you’re a bigot

108 Post deleted by moderator.

109 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hey Allison,

My favorite thing is when you talk for too long, and you salivate too much so those weird lines of drool keep appearing on the sides of your mouth.

Wanting one thing so much you ignore something else happening to you. When I see you drool while we talk, I see me talking to you.

110 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Poff, there it is again
Your head fucking homes in on mine like it's a guided missile
Making contact with too much force, you literally fucking knock our skulls together
My forehead's sore, and I saw that little wince you tried to hide with a smile
And then you just keep pressing, like our brains are magnetized or something

I try to readjust but you just stay stuck on me somehow
Fuck, you just headbutted my shoulder you ass
Jesus christ why are you burying your face into my back, this isn't even comfortable
FUCK, you just nuked my sore side with your goddamned cranium

Literally every time we're together
LITERALLY every time, jesus fucking christ
You absolute fucking mongoloid, where did you learn such a fucking barbaric way to try and show affection
And how does it still manage to melt my heart

111 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

benis :DD
benis :DDD

112 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

youtube dot com/watch?v=BR48y7sR5Tc

113 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In class I thought I'd chance a fart
But what came out was a shart
Now my pants are full of poo
and I can't make it to the loo.

People round me begin to look
and I think my goose is cooked
so I try and waddle to the door
but a piece falls out on the floor

I know, I've gotten an idea
I'll pretend to have a seizure
they'll think its an emergency
and for this incident forgive me

I drop down on the floor and go
This has to work, they'll never know!
but nobody believes the act
and my shoulder fell in the cack

Get up and shuffle in shame away
I have to see these people every day.

114 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

God, what a nice fucking day

Check the fucking temperature
Look at those fucking clouds
Look at that grass, it's fucking green and shit
Feel that goddamned breeze
Look at that fucking bench over there, let's sit on that fucking bench

Now isn't this just fucking peachy
Look at my fucking girlfriend, all warm and happy and shit
Look at these chucklefucks having a good time on the lawn
Fuck it's so fucking nice out

Even this bitch of an earth is nice sometimes
So fucking enjoy it before I POUND you

115 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

all around
the darkened spire
everything collapses in
without a sound
into the fire
or to a small black single thing

where to now?
I do not know
I cant hear nothing in this din
My headache pounds
and faster now
everything collapses in

the ship departed some time ago
Where to now, I do not know.

116 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ni tamarimasu yo
詩 no tame ni

117 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Gay Shit, by Gayman:

I heard you got hurt today at work,
So I’m gonna bring you a bag full of things you like that you don’t know I know you like.
Things I’ve noted from months of writing facts down in the Notepad on my phone
(And no that isn’t creepy, because there aren’t any witnesses to it.)
I’m gonna buy those chips you like, and the lemonade you drink like it’s water
Even those cheese shits you eat, despite being lactose intolerant...
And I’ll even bring you another book, because I know how much you love the weird coffee table books I own.
I’ll put a gay card at the bottom with a personalized graphic, that reads:
"Some things to help the recovery process
"(Except the cheese shits, don’t kill yourself with those.)"
I haven’t done this sort of thing for you before, and I don’t know what the reaction will be
But I FEEEEL like doing it, and because I’m a Gayman that’s enough reason for me.
Never have I had a love that made me so mushy.... this really must be some.....

118 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"He eats his shit
But can't smell it
drinks his piss
thinks its swiss-miss"

119 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today I slept upon the floor,
Now my muscles are all sore,
There was no time to masturbate,
Now I am so very late,
To get to the place I do my work,
My work is to sell non-kosher pork,
Some Jew got mad mad and now I'm pissed,
A nigger licked my dick so then I kissed,
His butt and now I have the AIDS,
And I didn't even get payed!

120 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

gonna come kick down the door
knock a rich kid on the floor
fuck him in his virgin butt
then pass him over to the mutt
tell him he's now a dog cum bank
then give his ass a nice hard spank
put out my ciggy in his eye
leave him asking "Who the fuck was that guy?"

121 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Grab your guns
Time to shoot a church
Be careful
Niggers are on watch
Call the cops
"My son is dead!"
Oh Lord!
The shooters are gone.
Grab your stead
Vroom vroom
Mechanical horse car
Inject the gas and its a launcher
Outer space
Full of distaste
The police can't find me
Because I'm on mars

122 Name: from Bus Stop BBS [Del]

Anon Y. Mus is my name
The Interweb's my nation.
Shitposts are my dwelling place,
And death's my destination.

123 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

kono kimochi
denki sou nano
saiko da ne
chinko kaminari

124 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"I will not sign my name here."

125 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

whether in fire or in ice
still so must end every life
if they should take this place from me
burn my corpse with aoki

126 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A moderate spring day
As I sit, a gay thought overtakes me
A small grin lights up my face
Immediately fucking ruined by some fucking asshole with nothing fucking better to do
Asking stupid fucking questions like "WHAT'RE YOU SMILING ABOUT??????"

127 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

OP went outside today
and all of his thoughts were gay
he had gay thoughts of gayer thots
and when his asses cherry popped
and of gay dicks all full of cum
and sucking on them, yum yum yum!

128 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

denden dendendendendenden



129 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bzzz I am a buzzing bee
bzzz I am a buzzing bee!


130 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Flower flower where are you?
Where is the pattern that I drew?
Without a path there's nothing fruity!
Without a past I have no duty!
So here I'll bumble about
No sense of a route
Here in the citadel, at your call.

131 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Now look at all the people posting here
Who, without shame, write words and often care
About the other words and some cold beer
They do not like but still drink on their fare.

The fare is arduous in nature when
You care too much about the mean replies
Which, if you can't ignore them even then,
Make your life hell, and this to you applies.

But if you try to write in peace at all
Don't bother with the scary anons' scorn;
As butterflies don't live in some new mall
The scorning anon watches too much porn.

Pity me then, if I can't have some fun
Without much care, like looking at the sun.

132 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Now look at all the people posting here
Who, without shame, write words and often care
About the other words and some cold beer
They do not like but still drink on their fare.

The fare is arduous in nature when
You care too much about the mean replies
Which, if you can't ignore them even then,
Make your life hell, and this to you applies.

But if you try to write in peace at all
Don't bother with the scary anons' scorn;
As butterflies don't live in some new mall
The scorning anon watches too much porn.

Pity me then, if I can't have some fun
Without much care, like looking at the sun.

133 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

134 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

As much as you wish you were in a dream
as much as you want it to be a phase
a bitter delusion of this gay scene
to justify wasting away the days
in all these years, it has not gone away

one's supposed to think that "it must be me"
or else it must really REALLY be you.
yet you still feel it, whatever you do
Yet you still doubt all that which you can see.

135 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

from DQN archives:

A beautiful girl in a bonnet
Once wrote me a Shakespearen sonnet
It was fairly lame
So after she came
I pulled out and ejaculated on it

136 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


137 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bluely, with tenebrious
bag shagga

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is The Physical World Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is The Physical World Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

greenly, with insinuated
alder genta

138 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i once 'ad a cat, some cat named nat
dunno why nat but he sat on my lap
didn't catch no rat, got a bad rap
naps it all away, my cat nat

139 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

/jp/ Part VIII official lyrics:

I feel so disgusting
Im so dirty and impure
I feel like an old shit smear on the backside of my drawers
I feel like the year-old cum napkins still laying on my floor

Oh, oh, I just wish that I could be
a beautiful loli
a pure clean lovely sexy little girl
Oh, Oh, I just wanna be
I wanna be 2D
I hate this gross body
I hate this impure world
I just wanna be the little girl
oh yeah

I want to be the little girl (x3)

I feel so fucking worthless
Im such a stupid fag
I only feel human when I get dressed up in drag
But my face still needs a bag

Oh, oh, maybe Ill get one of those masks
Or maybe Ill just breath my last
Maybe then Ill be reborn, as a smooth, cute pretty girl
I hate this impure world
I hate my body hair, and all the stares, when I go outside
I really wanna die
im such a worthless freak
I bet they all hate me, I know its true
I wish that I could just be two-

I want to be the little girl (x4)

140 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Im deep in the cut, like a flesh wound

141 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Holy crap lois
I'm in a freakin haiku

142 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So your faggot ass is sad today.
Well, there are starving kids in Africa
And dead jews in Israel
And a few more dead jews in Palestine
And black-on-black crime in America
And black-on-white crime in America
And white-on-white crime in America
And a lot more crime perpetrated by and against other racial groups, also in America
So what the fuck are you so sad for?

Buck up, you fuck-ugly cunt.
Play a song on your shitty fucking instruments
Hang out with some of your stupid faggot friends
Jerk off to some bomb-ass hentai in a bathroom stall
Have fun with your shitty fucking fag hobbies, all that stupid shit you do
And put a fuck-ugly smile on your faggot face, before I beat one onto you.

143 Post deleted by user.

144 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I love to jerk my boner
I jerk it every day
And when I jerk my boner
I say "hip-hip, hooray!", oi!

I find a lovely doujin
It makes my boner stand
And then I clench my boner
With my faithful fapping hand, oi!

Aaaaaand when I get to cumming
I shoot it on the floor
I'll wait until tomorrow
And then I'll jerk some more, oi!

145 Post deleted by user.

146 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Under my big toe,
The smell of cheese.

147 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My butt cheeks flap,
Upon the toilet I am shitting,
Oh God the smell.

148 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Underu za moon,
Rorry toe ishuhoe
Boku wa za coon,
Rorry toe ishuhoe

149 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]



150 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Saggin, nigga g'd up, sippin
Sip nigga, dip nigga, set trip nigga
Gotta grip nigga, getta grip nigga with tha gang
And rollin with tha alpine bangin
Homie whatcha got? a couple sacs to sell
Went from weed and dope to mics ta sell
Hit a switch nigga
Don't fuck around wit bitch niggaz
I'm a money cash nigga
Cash gettin, hash hitten
Gang bang afiliate
Hit a stick real quick
And in a minute start killin shit real quick.

151 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I eat an egg
The egg is gone

I mourn and then make porn
porn is bad
i am sad
not really tho
top lad

I should really stop watching porn actually

152 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I HATE jew!

This world loves them and that makes me so MADD


Kike? Take a hike!
You? I do not like!
Finna hop on my trike
And run over a dyke
Who is also a kike!

At the bank
See some jews

I deface currency in their midst
They cry like little babies and then!
I cut israel's water supply line and laugh a bit
laugh a lot

cum in my ass

GRR (x3)

153 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I like to bake
But I also like to hike
Another thing I like
is causing ball ache

yuh yuh yuh
ball ache (x7)

that me! im pull up on your dad

im your MOM


154 Name: peen [Del]

take some viagra, i got that nigga dick
im all the way up on some next game shit
suck my tit

155 Name: cum [Del]

Hop in my van
nigga I got bands

Iced out my watch
ben 10

see a 10/10
she hop on my peepee
tehn i say bye
biches not shid...

nigga nigga


english LIT
suck on my TIT

hhello i am horny 49 years old
polish man
i drink all day
and i am edeot retard

156 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Gave my heart to a JEW
She broke it in TEW
And now I cry, "BEW,"

The next one that I dick
Or the next that I lick
Will not be a JEW chick
Because those cunts are SICK :'(

157 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


158 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I’m just doing
what I was told

159 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Sitting in my chair
I smell the sickly sweet

From whence does it rise
to fill with its stench
the room?

160 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


161 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I see you walk into the room
Soft girl parts are jiggling (jiggling)
Your titty flesh is wiggling (wiggling)
My dick's a fiery slab of iron and STEEL



SUCK!!!! (X8)

162 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Everyone's done some stupid shit
Aren't you human? It's alright.
The earth is spinning and the sky is blue
Today's a good day and you're doing just fine

163 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The Missing Link by jpsie feat. killsushi
An original parody of "All Alone For Christmas (As Usual)" by the genius songwriters over at #jp.

I hate /qa/ and I want them to die
turned the banana on himself

Spaaaaaaammmmmming Junkie!
Dumb and teenaged and chunky
Called him the monke
Ate is an idiot

In the dark of the night
this this this

Spaaaaaaammmmmming Junkie!
Dumb and teenaged and chunky
Called him the monke
Ate is an idiot

I want to meaning to life and THROW BANANA @ the air.

164 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't deserve this Lisa
Despite all your guilt tripping
You neglect to mention
That you cheated on me

165 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


166 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

After the rain,
Does the ground dirty your shoes,
Or clean them?

167 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

im paste

168 Name: 卐 卍 [Del]

The Sun king is not gone
His eternal light and warmth will return
Here he walks, already born
And the fires of fate will soon burn

The Sun will always share its light
Even after the darkest night
Even when you’re having no fun
Never forget to hail the Sun
Praise Surya
Victory to Nerevar

2020 is our year
The guardians of mankind are here
Satanists will laugh and jeer
Not too long 'fore they cower in fear

169 Name: 卐 卍 [Del]

In ignorance, evil consumes all that is good
In the west, as it is understood
Human children are consumed as food
Consider this & do as you should
Raze the Fed & Hollywood

170 Name: 卐 卍 [Del]

I died as a mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal,
I died as animal and I was Man.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die as Man, to soar
With angels blest; but even from angelhood
I must pass on: all except God doth perish.
When I have sacrificed my angel-soul,
I shall become what no mind e'er conceived.
Oh, let me not exist! for Non-existence
Proclaims in organ tones, To Him we shall return.

171 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Suck my dick
Choke on it

172 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I’m a hungry lonely fuck who’s got no luck
I put the work in the game, still got no suck
If next year don’t work out I’ll jump in front of a truck
Because dry spells blow when you’re a dumb young buck

173 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Watch me while i vomit my words
They sting and puncture my sore throat
Controlling my poor remote mind
This is true, pure, unkempt discord
Driving burning crowds to the cold floor
Turn the ashes to a waxed coat
Bloat with every step you dare take
And continue to strike the wrong chord

Oven and head, spitting words like sylvia
String out and please break my tibia
Snapping my spine sounds oh so good
Do not start more wretched impasse trivia
Use my blood for basophilia
I just wanted to become your food

174 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the constant yammering you look to me
as if expecting some sort of deliverance you try to fix it
but you look to me, just when I suppose its alright to use the computer
i count the minutes of when you will leave again, please leave again
there is no discourse between us anymore we don't know each other
you've been going on foolz, now i've made you a little simulated home
you're shit, you're a bad cloud of bad weather
and i'm a little sorry

175 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Dada dada dadadada
Dada dada dadaaaaaaa
Badabada dannnnn
Badabada DAnnnnnn

papa dan dan dan!
papa dan dan dan, dan.
papa dan don, dio dan

176 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]




177 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm gonna coom! I'm gonna, I'm gonnaaaaaa!!!
Wait. Stop right there.
Y'can't just do it, not right there
B'cause you're gonna get .qqca$**"$"*** all over your dog
Sweet gentle soft fur and you're gonna go to jail, for indirect bestiality
Forget telling who did it, do it in your hand
I don't have hands
I don't have a dog
The floor's swimming with CATS
My neighbor's fucking CATS, got in some how and now I gotta,
I'm gonna, I, I, I'm gonna!!!

178 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Please answer my text message
You millenial fuck, I know you're not that busy
You and I both know this
It's not that big of a deal
So please, you shit, reply posthaste

179 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This is outta the blue,
but believe me its true.
Just between you and me,
a cat is fine too.

180 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You smiled a little wider.
"You're cute like this," I thought but didn't say
Not because I was nervous,
But because your adorable awkward grin revealed canines the size of steak knives.

Seriously, what the fuck were those other teeth
I think I'm seeing a vampire

181 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A flash

    of yellow
You’re on your way out.

More to do, more to do
Busy busy, blonde worker bee
So fast that

           there barely
is any time to

You’re back

     for a moment.

"How do you feel, you look tired."
"Oh, I am!"

                                      There you go again

182 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Trendy clothes, and stylish hair
Expensive bits placed here and there
Youth and beauty all abound
Yet still, when I look around-

past the veil of zoomer land
past millenial neglect
of the world that is they cannot stand

what is it I yet still see
But tramps, decay and poverty?

They speak of justice, peace and love
from atop the bodies in the mud.

This world is not for humans.
Only for their make-pretends.

183 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A city past, from arcane times
You hear a marquee flash and chime
Unheard sounds, from ages past
You see a 3d baby dance

To ancient rhythms, ancient drums
A synthesizer heartbeat thrums
And tells you of an another time
When static web was not a crime

You sit and watch a page scroll past
Eight megabytes of bloated trash
No more rhythm, no more feel
Only ash and rusty steel

The structure's weak and looks like shit
We don't want any more of it
It looks like shit and feels obtuse
Obtuse as shit and looks chartreuse
Chartreuse as shit and sounds like this
And rhymes like this
And looks like this
And dies like this

184 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A city past, from arcane times
You hear a marquee flash and chime
Unheard sounds, from ages past
You see a 3d baby dance

To ancient rhythms, ancient drums
A synthesizer heartbeat thrums
And tells you of an another time
When static web was not a crime

You sit and watch a page scroll past
Eight megabytes of bloated trash
No more rhythm, no more feel
Only ash and rusty steel

The structure's weak and looks like shit
We don't want any more of it
It looks like shit and feels obtuse
Obtuse as shit and looks chartreuse
Chartreuse as shit and sounds like this
And rhymes like this
And looks like this
And dies like this

185 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I read a poem about this,
One by that guy who does the ones about women he's fucked.
You know, the one where

He's lying on the couch, and he's on drugs,
And he's looking for new things to get hung up on because he's a hipster
So he starts reading beans and his beer can and all that.

And I'm not quite sure about the message,
But he's sounding really poignant about it.

It's like I'm in that poem,
That colorful state in between words and pictures
Where everything's just a new thing, because things are fun
And we're all just rooting around for stimuli for the hell of it.
Feels like a movie.

Feels pretty good.

186 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm bald

I am SO fucking bald

oh god please save me from this nightmare

im bald
please please please

help me im bald

ive been bald for 8 years

my wife left me

my kids keep calling me the bald man

187 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When the abyss-thralls, lurking with claws

stretched from the black unfathomable seas,

the secret creatures of the God-things—

these are their breath!

A sad loathing, a sublime hate

to disturb this mystic peace!

Grateful, they tasted of the dragon's pure breath

they are all arms covered in despair.

May [we] have peace, may it come again,

a land of wonders and honey.

I am the Emperor. I am!

188 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]







hye hye hye

189 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Fuck Rona by MC Quarantine

Fuck Rona
Fuck Rona
Fuck Rona
Fuck Rona homie

Fuck Rona
Fuck Rona
Fuck Rona
Yo fuck dat Rona homie

Now how the FUCK we supposed to be violent
How the FUCK can we run these streets
If every motherfuckin day we just sitting in our house
How the FUCK can I record my beats

YO FUCK RONA, (fuck rona)
Your ass a fake disease
You say you big but in my hood ain't seen a case in weeks
FUCK SOCIAL DISTANCING, (yo stay away homie)
Now there's no tricks to meet
If I don't lay the pipe soon it's an emergency

No college ball, no NBA, no tours no concerts and no shows
No going out, no getting lit, ain't got no homies and no hoes
Ain't seen the sun in days nigga, and it's all because of you (you)
And if your ass comes to my town here's what the fuck we gonna do

I'll call my nurse nigga (check the temp)
I'll call my worst niggas (we do crimes)
And if we see you? (who you callin)
I'll call the HEARSE nigga (CAUSE WE'LL KILL YOU)




(Verse 2:)
I cannot say it enough
This nigga running round the States, thinking this nigga tough
JUST FUCKIN TRY ME (infect us nigga)
Won't that be such an event
Studies PROVE your chance of murkin me's less than a PERCENT (mathematics)

Nurse nigga says he's got your number by the end of next month (pharmaceuticals)
But FUCK THAT, (fuck it) I got the cure it's at the end of my gun (my pistol)
50K confirmed cases, bitch might know how to spread
But you can't infect nobody if you're dead (BOW BOW BOW)

So FUCK you, Rona (fuck Rona)

I said FUCK YOU (FUCK Rona)






I mean it dog, FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)

This a goddamned mess (FUCK RONAAAAAA)

My stocks are ruined, man (FUCK RONA BITCHASS FUCKIN)


190 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


191 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Minimalistic. I like it.

192 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I got 11 fingers cause one of them is my penis
I got 11 hoes cause I'm a pimp that lives on Venus
Orbiters always try got get in the way of the play
but the drama is like crime I got the latest linux lime
they're gonna drool on cause they're a bunch of paraplegics
sipping lean like Darth Vader i'm out the club like see you later
Yeah everyone knows how kind i've always been
gotta educate the homies if you know what I mean
but first let me get some of this salsa dip
cause if I don't get mine then you know we ain't fine
yeah I'll knock you over the head for that money which is green
but if you're from the EU then you know what I mean
gotta some vitamins so I'm all immune so I'm keen
to discover the health benefits of living so clean

193 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

all the oter kids
wedteh pumped ip kisk
petra ron betaran
am tru ma fon

194 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A ghost lives in my house.
Pasty white with sunken eyes,
And that hair that covers the face like in Ringu.

She (she?) follows me around
To the kitchen,
The bathroom,
My library,
Without ever moving her(?) feet.
Sometimes I think my home's too small.
She stops before the bedroom.

It doesn't seem like a violent possession.
Nothing flies around the house or breaks,
And I'm not really that scared.
Sometimes she even sings.

A little creepy, but maybe nice...
I'll say my guest is welcome.
At least I'm not alone.

195 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


196 Post deleted by user.

197 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the waking night
sometimes nice
i had the reeds
and eaten to much sweets

and the tiger
forgot about his cage


198 Name: ANTI-VIP POOPER [Del]

VIPPER, VIPPER, can't you see?
I won't let you pee on me.
Taking shits is what I do,
So piss right off, and let me poo!

199 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For an old boy like me,
Laptop screens are my teacher, my friend, but not my lover.
That title belongs to the trusty Hurricane Horizon ART no. 36--
A masterwork of Japanese engineering,
Raised from hardy stock, crystal clear in definition,
It holds the key to my heart's desire...

Birds, birds, birds!

I'm birdwatching daily now, and it's a noble new hobby.
I love watching the wings and nests and beaks,
And colors, and eyes, and hair,
And legs, and mouths, and asses, and tits,
(And tits)
And seeing all the beautiful chicks fly and walk and drive,
Going about their simple lives on these empty streets.

So many wonderful birds!

Until the city breathes again, I can't have one of my own.
It wouldn't be right, bringing one in now.
But through these trusty 7x35 lenses, I can watch and think
About a time where I can have a bird in my home,
Let her peck me,
And feed her seed.

200 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Message in bottle
Floating in a sea of shit
Poetry V. Spam

201 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


202 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

All I want right now
With every part of my soul
Is a good blowjob


203 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Celery that tasted like the salty breeze of the ocean passing over the sand,
crunched and reminded him of home.

204 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Well Stuffie, the day's all done.
I don't have many friends throughout the working day
But when I'm home, my social circle is immense.

I've got myself, and I've got you
And you've got yourself, and you've got me
And I've got you to get me and you've got me to get you
And I've got myself to get you to get me, and you've got yourself to get me to get you
And I've got you to get me to get you to get me to get you to get me to get you, and you've got me to get you to get me to get you to get me to get you to get me, and

205 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You are a scrub.
You are stupid and your shit's all retarded.
Fucking chump.

Scrub, you're bad.
I should smack you.
What an actual loser.
I hate you.

Don't talk to me, scrub.
Kill yourself or something.
You're bad.

206 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2D women just do it for me
2D women are all I see
3D is a big old shit,
2D makes your heart so free.

3D women are dumb and fat
3D women fuck dog and cat
2D is my way of life,
2D's where my heart is at.

207 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It appears time to pay you a compliment, Clairly.
Your eyes, the grass
The grass that....
that grows, like my my heart when I see you.

And your dark hair, dark....dark.....
Dark, like....the darkness in my heart
Or I guess more like the night sky, but without any stars
You don't have any dandruff that I can see...
...There's a little but it's not bad.

When I see you, my heart sinks
....But not in a bad way, like......
Like....the way a ship sinks at sea, like....
Like the torpedo of you has speared into me, and.... And........
Now my ship is sunk, like....the boardgame....
Like Battleship, yes.

I shall reserve further compliments for the future,
In order to reserve an air of mystery about me.
I believe these shall suffice to let you know
I'm....smitten, really.....

208 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My motivations Chinese
My actions Black,
Toiling endlessly towards nothing

209 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Buck up, lil bitch
Why you sad n shit
Stand up, dumbfuck
And live

210 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Don't mean to brag, don't mean to boast
But if you don't like my waifu you're toast
Not wildin out, not tryna gloat
But touch my waifu, I'll shoot your scrote

211 Name: toilet paper-paper thin [Del]

The smell of feces,
Will not leave my fingers,
For I have pooped,
I have pooped.

The fragrance of soap,
Can only cover so much,
For I have pooped,
I have pooped.

The odor cannot be removed,
Because I have pooped,
And that will not change.

212 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I hate jews and gays
and I hate obama too
die die die die die

213 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Fat, juicy apple
but as you bite you feel its sour taste;
same goes with all things.

That's why we like novelty,
for the boredom and putrid nature
escapes our eyes, as we bite
in another apple

Sometimes it takes time
Sometimes we might never realize
but everything is nothing

214 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Every day
looking in the apathetic eyes of silence
I grow a little colder

215 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Now the night begins
Work hard till eleven, boy
Then you get kicked out.

216 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Heard a neighbor cough in the street today
I had to grab the gat and blast
Cause the only vaccine is a hollow point,
Injected in the brain,
Delivered real hard n fast

217 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Secret bathroom,
I needed you.
Your marble floors,
Wooden stall doors,
Hidden away from it all.
Secret bathroom,
You are the haven.
Folded towels,
After fragrant soap,
To wash my hands.
Secret bathroom,
When I needed to release.
Forceful flush,
Sensor just right,
And ample paper supply.
Secret bathroom,
The light at the end of the hallway.

218 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Please god please fucking please
Fucking please, come on please please FUCK god please
God oh fuck god christ please please




A second date
PLEASE god make it happen



219 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

No Homo, by Not Homo

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No homo bro,

But I like you a lot.

I like the way you laugh, and how you think.

I like your attitude, your energy.

I like your personality, your blend of forward and back,

Confidence and humble hesitation.

No homo.

But, I like your style.

I love your dressy shoes, and not-so-dressy pants.

I like your approach, your quiet comfort.

You're there, you're hot, and I like it.

I wish I knew your Zodiac sign,

Another excuse to shower you with praise.

I can't get tired of you.


No homo.

Just to be clear, I love you.

But I don't *love* you.

I love you, though, you understand.

......No homo.

220 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Speakerbox, by Audiophile

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I've got a set of speakers in my house.
Have you seen them yet?
They're great, like big box-tower-standing-things
And if you look at the speakers inside,
They're kind of shaped like music notes.

I spent 15 bucks on them.
But I spent 50 on the receiver, 50 on the turntable,
225.00 on the new-old receiver when the old-old didn't work,
Ah! I'm wasting money again.
But they are very nice speakers.

221 Name: hwr4dSXZ [Del]

fucking normies

222 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

oh shrek, oh shrek,
fuck me, fuck me
-bill gates

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