ITT: shitty poetry. Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write. (191)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When the god of sleep awoke
o I fell unto his lap
For in the steep of the night
I was preparing for a fap

For in the dream of death
there arose an awful O
Your mother is a hoe
and I am the final Breath

And beside that antiessential time -
a moment of the mist
At least this dumb shit rhymes
or I'd be fucking pissed

142 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So your faggot ass is sad today.
Well, there are starving kids in Africa
And dead jews in Israel
And a few more dead jews in Palestine
And black-on-black crime in America
And black-on-white crime in America
And white-on-white crime in America
And a lot more crime perpetrated by and against other racial groups, also in America
So what the fuck are you so sad for?

Buck up, you fuck-ugly cunt.
Play a song on your shitty fucking instruments
Hang out with some of your stupid faggot friends
Jerk off to some bomb-ass hentai in a bathroom stall
Have fun with your shitty fucking fag hobbies, all that stupid shit you do
And put a fuck-ugly smile on your faggot face, before I beat one onto you.

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144 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I love to jerk my boner
I jerk it every day
And when I jerk my boner
I say "hip-hip, hooray!", oi!

I find a lovely doujin
It makes my boner stand
And then I clench my boner
With my faithful fapping hand, oi!

Aaaaaand when I get to cumming
I shoot it on the floor
I'll wait until tomorrow
And then I'll jerk some more, oi!

145 Post deleted by user.

146 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Under my big toe,
The smell of cheese.

147 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My butt cheeks flap,
Upon the toilet I am shitting,
Oh God the smell.

148 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Underu za moon,
Rorry toe ishuhoe
Boku wa za coon,
Rorry toe ishuhoe

149 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

FUCK
FUCK
MAKE HIM SUCK

IF YOU HAVE THE POWER,
THEN USE IT
AND STEAL THE SONG

150 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Saggin, nigga g'd up, sippin
Sip nigga, dip nigga, set trip nigga
Gotta grip nigga, getta grip nigga with tha gang
And rollin with tha alpine bangin
Homie whatcha got? a couple sacs to sell
Went from weed and dope to mics ta sell
Hit a switch nigga
Don't fuck around wit bitch niggaz
I'm a money cash nigga
Cash gettin, hash hitten
Gang bang afiliate
Hit a stick real quick
And in a minute start killin shit real quick.

151 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I eat an egg
The egg is gone

I mourn and then make porn
porn is bad
i am sad
not really tho
top lad

I should really stop watching porn actually

152 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I HATE jew!
They SUCK DINKS

I HATE HATE HAT them!
This world loves them and that makes me so MADD

I go GRR GRR GRR
GRR GRR GRR (x3)

Kike? Take a hike!
You? I do not like!
Finna hop on my trike
And run over a dyke
Who is also a kike!

At the bank
Chillin'
See some jews
Villains

I deface currency in their midst
They cry like little babies and then!
I cut israel's water supply line and laugh a bit
laugh a lot

cum in my ass

GRR (x3)

153 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I like to bake
But I also like to hike
Another thing I like
is causing ball ache

yuh yuh yuh
ball ache (x7)

skrrrrtt
that me! im pull up on your dad
we FUCK

im your MOM

bye

154 Name: peen [Del]

take some viagra, i got that nigga dick
im all the way up on some next game shit
suck my tit

155 Name: cum [Del]

Hop in my van
nigga I got bands

Iced out my watch
ben 10

see a 10/10
she hop on my peepee
tehn i say bye
biches not shid...
prrrrrd

nigga nigga

KILL THE PIG
SLIT HER THROAT
SPILL HER BLOOD

english LIT
suck on my TIT

hhello i am horny 49 years old
polish man
i drink all day
and i am edeot retard
GUGUGU PRRRD IN MY ASS

156 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Gave my heart to a JEW
She broke it in TEW
And now I cry, "BEW,"
"Oh BEW HEW HEW HEW"

The next one that I dick
Or the next that I lick
Will not be a JEW chick
Because those cunts are SICK :'(

157 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hello

158 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I’m just doing
what I was told
Motherfucker

159 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Sitting in my chair
I smell the sickly sweet
perfume.

From whence does it rise
to fill with its stench
the room?

160 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

test

161 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I see you walk into the room
Soft girl parts are jiggling (jiggling)
Your titty flesh is wiggling (wiggling)
My dick's a fiery slab of iron and STEEL
(STEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL)

SIT ON MY FAAAAAACE (X3)
I WANT THE FULL EXTENT OF YOUR SOFT SOFT BODY (BODYYYYYY)

SIT ON MY FAAAAAAAAAACE (X3)
GIVE ME THE SQUISH AND THE SMOOSH, GIVE ME THE KISS AND THAT SWEET PENIS SUCKLE

SUCK!!!! (X8)

162 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Everyone's done some stupid shit
Aren't you human? It's alright.
The earth is spinning and the sky is blue
Today's a good day and you're doing just fine

163 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The Missing Link by jpsie feat. killsushi
An original parody of "All Alone For Christmas (As Usual)" by the genius songwriters over at #jp.

I hate /qa/ and I want them to die
BECAUSE THEY BULLIED ME
turned the banana on himself

Spaaaaaaammmmmming Junkie!
Dumb and teenaged and chunky
Called him the monke
Ate is an idiot

HEUHEUEHEUHEUAHEUAs
In the dark of the night
this this this

Spaaaaaaammmmmming Junkie!
Dumb and teenaged and chunky
Called him the monke
Ate is an idiot

I want to meaning to life and THROW BANANA @ the air.

164 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't deserve this Lisa
Despite all your guilt tripping
You neglect to mention
That you cheated on me

165 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

YO! #jp MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN CHANNEL!!!1! FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS RACIST SHIT! WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO IRC SERVER! WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO MELTANWAX! AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS RACIST SHIT WHILE THEY ANON!11!!! COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUKAS!!1! THIS IS WAR!!!

166 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

After the rain,
Does the ground dirty your shoes,
Or clean them?

167 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

im paste

168 Name: 卐 卍 [Del]

The Sun king is not gone
His eternal light and warmth will return
Here he walks, already born
And the fires of fate will soon burn

The Sun will always share its light
Even after the darkest night
Even when you’re having no fun
Never forget to hail the Sun
Praise Surya
Victory to Nerevar

2020 is our year
The guardians of mankind are here
Satanists will laugh and jeer
Not too long 'fore they cower in fear

169 Name: 卐 卍 [Del]

In ignorance, evil consumes all that is good
In the west, as it is understood
Human children are consumed as food
Consider this & do as you should
Raze the Fed & Hollywood

170 Name: 卐 卍 [Del]

I died as a mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal,
I died as animal and I was Man.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die as Man, to soar
With angels blest; but even from angelhood
I must pass on: all except God doth perish.
When I have sacrificed my angel-soul,
I shall become what no mind e'er conceived.
Oh, let me not exist! for Non-existence
Proclaims in organ tones, To Him we shall return.

171 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Suck my dick
Choke on it

172 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I’m a hungry lonely fuck who’s got no luck
I put the work in the game, still got no suck
If next year don’t work out I’ll jump in front of a truck
Because dry spells blow when you’re a dumb young buck

173 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Watch me while i vomit my words
They sting and puncture my sore throat
Controlling my poor remote mind
This is true, pure, unkempt discord
Driving burning crowds to the cold floor
Turn the ashes to a waxed coat
Bloat with every step you dare take
And continue to strike the wrong chord

Oven and head, spitting words like sylvia
String out and please break my tibia
Snapping my spine sounds oh so good
Do not start more wretched impasse trivia
Use my blood for basophilia
I just wanted to become your food

174 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the constant yammering you look to me
as if expecting some sort of deliverance you try to fix it
but you look to me, just when I suppose its alright to use the computer
i count the minutes of when you will leave again, please leave again
there is no discourse between us anymore we don't know each other
you've been going on foolz, now i've made you a little simulated home
you're shit, you're a bad cloud of bad weather
and i'm a little sorry

175 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Dada dada dadadada
Dada dada dadaaaaaaa
Badabada dannnnn
Badabada DAnnnnnn
Badabada DAAAAAAAAA!

papa dan dan dan!
papa dan dan dan, dan.
papa dan don, dio dan

176 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

IM GONNA...
.
.
.
IM..
.
.
.
IM GONNA COOM

OHHHH HH GOD IM COOOMING
OOA

AOOHH

177 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm gonna coom! I'm gonna, I'm gonnaaaaaa!!!
Wait. Stop right there.
Y'can't just do it, not right there
B'cause you're gonna get .qqca$**"$"*** all over your dog
Sweet gentle soft fur and you're gonna go to jail, for indirect bestiality
Forget telling who did it, do it in your hand
I don't have hands
I don't have a dog
The floor's swimming with CATS
My neighbor's fucking CATS, got in some how and now I gotta,
I'm gonna, I, I, I'm gonna!!!
OHHHHH GOD IM COOMING OOOAAAHHH

178 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Please answer my text message
You millenial fuck, I know you're not that busy
You and I both know this
It's not that big of a deal
So please, you shit, reply posthaste

179 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This is outta the blue,
but believe me its true.
Just between you and me,
a cat is fine too.

180 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You smiled a little wider.
"You're cute like this," I thought but didn't say
Not because I was nervous,
But because your adorable awkward grin revealed canines the size of steak knives.

Seriously, what the fuck were those other teeth
I think I'm seeing a vampire

181 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A flash

    of yellow
You’re on your way out.

More to do, more to do
Busy busy, blonde worker bee
So fast that

           there barely
is any time to

You’re back

     for a moment.

"How do you feel, you look tired."
"Oh, I am!"

       "Don’t
push
it—"
"Of
                                      There you go again

182 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Trendy clothes, and stylish hair
Expensive bits placed here and there
Youth and beauty all abound
Yet still, when I look around-

past the veil of zoomer land
past millenial neglect
of the world that is they cannot stand

what is it I yet still see
But tramps, decay and poverty?

They speak of justice, peace and love
from atop the bodies in the mud.

This world is not for humans.
Only for their make-pretends.

183 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A city past, from arcane times
You hear a marquee flash and chime
Unheard sounds, from ages past
You see a 3d baby dance

To ancient rhythms, ancient drums
A synthesizer heartbeat thrums
And tells you of an another time
When static web was not a crime

You sit and watch a page scroll past
Eight megabytes of bloated trash
No more rhythm, no more feel
Only ash and rusty steel

The structure's weak and looks like shit
We don't want any more of it
It looks like shit and feels obtuse
Obtuse as shit and looks chartreuse
Chartreuse as shit and sounds like this
And rhymes like this
And looks like this
And dies like this

184 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A city past, from arcane times
You hear a marquee flash and chime
Unheard sounds, from ages past
You see a 3d baby dance

To ancient rhythms, ancient drums
A synthesizer heartbeat thrums
And tells you of an another time
When static web was not a crime

You sit and watch a page scroll past
Eight megabytes of bloated trash
No more rhythm, no more feel
Only ash and rusty steel

The structure's weak and looks like shit
We don't want any more of it
It looks like shit and feels obtuse
Obtuse as shit and looks chartreuse
Chartreuse as shit and sounds like this
And rhymes like this
And looks like this
And dies like this

185 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I read a poem about this,
One by that guy who does the ones about women he's fucked.
You know, the one where

He's lying on the couch, and he's on drugs,
And he's looking for new things to get hung up on because he's a hipster
So he starts reading beans and his beer can and all that.

And I'm not quite sure about the message,
But he's sounding really poignant about it.

It's like I'm in that poem,
That colorful state in between words and pictures
Where everything's just a new thing, because things are fun
And we're all just rooting around for stimuli for the hell of it.
Feels like a movie.

Feels pretty good.

186 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm bald

I am SO fucking bald

oh god please save me from this nightmare

im bald
please
please please please

help me im bald

ive been bald for 8 years

my wife left me

my kids keep calling me the bald man
YALLAHHHH

187 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When the abyss-thralls, lurking with claws

stretched from the black unfathomable seas,

the secret creatures of the God-things—

these are their breath!

A sad loathing, a sublime hate

to disturb this mystic peace!

Grateful, they tasted of the dragon's pure breath

they are all arms covered in despair.

May [we] have peace, may it come again,

a land of wonders and honey.

I am the Emperor. I am!

188 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>186

hah

hahahah

hahahahahahah

hah

hahaha

hye hye hye

189 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Fuck Rona by MC Quarantine

(Chorus:)
Fuck Rona
Fuck Rona
Fuck Rona
Fuck Rona homie

Fuck Rona
Fuck Rona
Fuck Rona
Yo fuck dat Rona homie

(Transition:)
Now how the FUCK we supposed to be violent
How the FUCK can we run these streets
If every motherfuckin day we just sitting in our house
How the FUCK can I record my beats

(Verse:)
YO FUCK RONA, (fuck rona)
Your ass a fake disease
You say you big but in my hood ain't seen a case in weeks
FUCK SOCIAL DISTANCING, (yo stay away homie)
Now there's no tricks to meet
If I don't lay the pipe soon it's an emergency

No college ball, no NBA, no tours no concerts and no shows
No going out, no getting lit, ain't got no homies and no hoes
Ain't seen the sun in days nigga, and it's all because of you (you)
And if your ass comes to my town here's what the fuck we gonna do

I'll call my nurse nigga (check the temp)
I'll call my worst niggas (we do crimes)
And if we see you? (who you callin)
I'll call the HEARSE nigga (CAUSE WE'LL KILL YOU)
CAUSE I HATE YOU AND IT'S THE TRUTH (YEA)
AND ALL MY HOMIES HATE YOU TOO (YEAH WE DO)
AND WITH MY NINE I'M AIMING SIX FEET AWAY TO KILL YOU(KILL YOU RONA BITCHASS)

(Chorus:)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA HOMIE (YO FUCK EM, FUCK EM)

FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
YO FUCK DAT RONA HOMIE (YO MAN HE'S COUGHING MAN QUARANTINE THAT NIGGA MAN)

(Bridge:)
QUARANTINE THAT SIMP IF THE NIGGA GOT A TEMP (STOP EM)
IF HE COUGHIN WHEN HE BREATHE, I DON'T WANT HIM IN MY GLIMPSE (QUARANTINE)
QUARANTINE THAT HOE IF SHE COUGHIN ON MY BRO (DON'T FUCK EM)
TELL HER ASS TO STAY AT HOME, TELL THAT BITCH SHE GOT TO GO (QUARANTINE)

(Verse 2:)
YO FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
I cannot say it enough
This nigga running round the States, thinking this nigga tough
JUST FUCKIN TRY ME (infect us nigga)
Won't that be such an event
Studies PROVE your chance of murkin me's less than a PERCENT (mathematics)

Nurse nigga says he's got your number by the end of next month (pharmaceuticals)
But FUCK THAT, (fuck it) I got the cure it's at the end of my gun (my pistol)
50K confirmed cases, bitch might know how to spread
But you can't infect nobody if you're dead (BOW BOW BOW)

So FUCK you, Rona (fuck Rona)

I said FUCK YOU (FUCK Rona)

FUCK YOU RONA (YO FUCK YOU BRO)

FUCK RONNAAAAAAAAA (FUCK RONAAAAAAA)

(Chorus:)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA HOMIE (YO FUCK EM, FUCK EM)

FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
YO FUCK DAT RONA HOMIE (FUCK THAT RONAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

(Outro:)

I mean it dog, FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)

This a goddamned mess (FUCK RONAAAAAA)

My stocks are ruined, man (FUCK RONA BITCHASS FUCKIN)

FUCK RONA (FUCK RONAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

190 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hi

191 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>190
Minimalistic. I like it.

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