ITT: shitty poetry. Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write. (222)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When the god of sleep awoke
o I fell unto his lap
For in the steep of the night
I was preparing for a fap

For in the dream of death
there arose an awful O
Your mother is a hoe
and I am the final Breath

And beside that antiessential time -
a moment of the mist
At least this dumb shit rhymes
or I'd be fucking pissed

173 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Watch me while i vomit my words
They sting and puncture my sore throat
Controlling my poor remote mind
This is true, pure, unkempt discord
Driving burning crowds to the cold floor
Turn the ashes to a waxed coat
Bloat with every step you dare take
And continue to strike the wrong chord

Oven and head, spitting words like sylvia
String out and please break my tibia
Snapping my spine sounds oh so good
Do not start more wretched impasse trivia
Use my blood for basophilia
I just wanted to become your food

174 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the constant yammering you look to me
as if expecting some sort of deliverance you try to fix it
but you look to me, just when I suppose its alright to use the computer
i count the minutes of when you will leave again, please leave again
there is no discourse between us anymore we don't know each other
you've been going on foolz, now i've made you a little simulated home
you're shit, you're a bad cloud of bad weather
and i'm a little sorry

175 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Dada dada dadadada
Dada dada dadaaaaaaa
Badabada dannnnn
Badabada DAnnnnnn
Badabada DAAAAAAAAA!

papa dan dan dan!
papa dan dan dan, dan.
papa dan don, dio dan

176 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

IM GONNA...
.
.
.
IM..
.
.
.
IM GONNA COOM

OHHHH HH GOD IM COOOMING
OOA

AOOHH

177 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm gonna coom! I'm gonna, I'm gonnaaaaaa!!!
Wait. Stop right there.
Y'can't just do it, not right there
B'cause you're gonna get .qqca$**"$"*** all over your dog
Sweet gentle soft fur and you're gonna go to jail, for indirect bestiality
Forget telling who did it, do it in your hand
I don't have hands
I don't have a dog
The floor's swimming with CATS
My neighbor's fucking CATS, got in some how and now I gotta,
I'm gonna, I, I, I'm gonna!!!
OHHHHH GOD IM COOMING OOOAAAHHH

178 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Please answer my text message
You millenial fuck, I know you're not that busy
You and I both know this
It's not that big of a deal
So please, you shit, reply posthaste

179 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This is outta the blue,
but believe me its true.
Just between you and me,
a cat is fine too.

180 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You smiled a little wider.
"You're cute like this," I thought but didn't say
Not because I was nervous,
But because your adorable awkward grin revealed canines the size of steak knives.

Seriously, what the fuck were those other teeth
I think I'm seeing a vampire

181 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A flash

    of yellow
You’re on your way out.

More to do, more to do
Busy busy, blonde worker bee
So fast that

           there barely
is any time to

You’re back

     for a moment.

"How do you feel, you look tired."
"Oh, I am!"

       "Don’t
push
it—"
"Of
                                      There you go again

182 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Trendy clothes, and stylish hair
Expensive bits placed here and there
Youth and beauty all abound
Yet still, when I look around-

past the veil of zoomer land
past millenial neglect
of the world that is they cannot stand

what is it I yet still see
But tramps, decay and poverty?

They speak of justice, peace and love
from atop the bodies in the mud.

This world is not for humans.
Only for their make-pretends.

183 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A city past, from arcane times
You hear a marquee flash and chime
Unheard sounds, from ages past
You see a 3d baby dance

To ancient rhythms, ancient drums
A synthesizer heartbeat thrums
And tells you of an another time
When static web was not a crime

You sit and watch a page scroll past
Eight megabytes of bloated trash
No more rhythm, no more feel
Only ash and rusty steel

The structure's weak and looks like shit
We don't want any more of it
It looks like shit and feels obtuse
Obtuse as shit and looks chartreuse
Chartreuse as shit and sounds like this
And rhymes like this
And looks like this
And dies like this

184 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A city past, from arcane times
You hear a marquee flash and chime
Unheard sounds, from ages past
You see a 3d baby dance

To ancient rhythms, ancient drums
A synthesizer heartbeat thrums
And tells you of an another time
When static web was not a crime

You sit and watch a page scroll past
Eight megabytes of bloated trash
No more rhythm, no more feel
Only ash and rusty steel

The structure's weak and looks like shit
We don't want any more of it
It looks like shit and feels obtuse
Obtuse as shit and looks chartreuse
Chartreuse as shit and sounds like this
And rhymes like this
And looks like this
And dies like this

185 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I read a poem about this,
One by that guy who does the ones about women he's fucked.
You know, the one where

He's lying on the couch, and he's on drugs,
And he's looking for new things to get hung up on because he's a hipster
So he starts reading beans and his beer can and all that.

And I'm not quite sure about the message,
But he's sounding really poignant about it.

It's like I'm in that poem,
That colorful state in between words and pictures
Where everything's just a new thing, because things are fun
And we're all just rooting around for stimuli for the hell of it.
Feels like a movie.

Feels pretty good.

186 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm bald

I am SO fucking bald

oh god please save me from this nightmare

im bald
please
please please please

help me im bald

ive been bald for 8 years

my wife left me

my kids keep calling me the bald man
YALLAHHHH

187 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When the abyss-thralls, lurking with claws

stretched from the black unfathomable seas,

the secret creatures of the God-things—

these are their breath!

A sad loathing, a sublime hate

to disturb this mystic peace!

Grateful, they tasted of the dragon's pure breath

they are all arms covered in despair.

May [we] have peace, may it come again,

a land of wonders and honey.

I am the Emperor. I am!

188 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>186

hah

hahahah

hahahahahahah

hah

hahaha

hye hye hye

189 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Fuck Rona by MC Quarantine

(Chorus:)
Fuck Rona
Fuck Rona
Fuck Rona
Fuck Rona homie

Fuck Rona
Fuck Rona
Fuck Rona
Yo fuck dat Rona homie

(Transition:)
Now how the FUCK we supposed to be violent
How the FUCK can we run these streets
If every motherfuckin day we just sitting in our house
How the FUCK can I record my beats

(Verse:)
YO FUCK RONA, (fuck rona)
Your ass a fake disease
You say you big but in my hood ain't seen a case in weeks
FUCK SOCIAL DISTANCING, (yo stay away homie)
Now there's no tricks to meet
If I don't lay the pipe soon it's an emergency

No college ball, no NBA, no tours no concerts and no shows
No going out, no getting lit, ain't got no homies and no hoes
Ain't seen the sun in days nigga, and it's all because of you (you)
And if your ass comes to my town here's what the fuck we gonna do

I'll call my nurse nigga (check the temp)
I'll call my worst niggas (we do crimes)
And if we see you? (who you callin)
I'll call the HEARSE nigga (CAUSE WE'LL KILL YOU)
CAUSE I HATE YOU AND IT'S THE TRUTH (YEA)
AND ALL MY HOMIES HATE YOU TOO (YEAH WE DO)
AND WITH MY NINE I'M AIMING SIX FEET AWAY TO KILL YOU(KILL YOU RONA BITCHASS)

(Chorus:)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA HOMIE (YO FUCK EM, FUCK EM)

FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
YO FUCK DAT RONA HOMIE (YO MAN HE'S COUGHING MAN QUARANTINE THAT NIGGA MAN)

(Bridge:)
QUARANTINE THAT SIMP IF THE NIGGA GOT A TEMP (STOP EM)
IF HE COUGHIN WHEN HE BREATHE, I DON'T WANT HIM IN MY GLIMPSE (QUARANTINE)
QUARANTINE THAT HOE IF SHE COUGHIN ON MY BRO (DON'T FUCK EM)
TELL HER ASS TO STAY AT HOME, TELL THAT BITCH SHE GOT TO GO (QUARANTINE)

(Verse 2:)
YO FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
I cannot say it enough
This nigga running round the States, thinking this nigga tough
JUST FUCKIN TRY ME (infect us nigga)
Won't that be such an event
Studies PROVE your chance of murkin me's less than a PERCENT (mathematics)

Nurse nigga says he's got your number by the end of next month (pharmaceuticals)
But FUCK THAT, (fuck it) I got the cure it's at the end of my gun (my pistol)
50K confirmed cases, bitch might know how to spread
But you can't infect nobody if you're dead (BOW BOW BOW)

So FUCK you, Rona (fuck Rona)

I said FUCK YOU (FUCK Rona)

FUCK YOU RONA (YO FUCK YOU BRO)

FUCK RONNAAAAAAAAA (FUCK RONAAAAAAA)

(Chorus:)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA HOMIE (YO FUCK EM, FUCK EM)

FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
YO FUCK DAT RONA HOMIE (FUCK THAT RONAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

(Outro:)

I mean it dog, FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)

This a goddamned mess (FUCK RONAAAAAA)

My stocks are ruined, man (FUCK RONA BITCHASS FUCKIN)

FUCK RONA (FUCK RONAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

190 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hi

191 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>190
Minimalistic. I like it.

192 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I got 11 fingers cause one of them is my penis
I got 11 hoes cause I'm a pimp that lives on Venus
Orbiters always try got get in the way of the play
but the drama is like crime I got the latest linux lime
they're gonna drool on cause they're a bunch of paraplegics
sipping lean like Darth Vader i'm out the club like see you later
Yeah everyone knows how kind i've always been
gotta educate the homies if you know what I mean
but first let me get some of this salsa dip
cause if I don't get mine then you know we ain't fine
yeah I'll knock you over the head for that money which is green
but if you're from the EU then you know what I mean
gotta some vitamins so I'm all immune so I'm keen
to discover the health benefits of living so clean

193 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

all the oter kids
wedteh pumped ip kisk
petra ron betaran
am tru ma fon

194 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A ghost lives in my house.
Pasty white with sunken eyes,
And that hair that covers the face like in Ringu.

She (she?) follows me around
To the kitchen,
The bathroom,
My library,
Without ever moving her(?) feet.
Sometimes I think my home's too small.
She stops before the bedroom.

It doesn't seem like a violent possession.
Nothing flies around the house or breaks,
And I'm not really that scared.
Sometimes she even sings.

A little creepy, but maybe nice...
I'll say my guest is welcome.
At least I'm not alone.

195 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Yellow.
Blue.
...
Green.

196 Post deleted by user.

197 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the waking night
sometimes nice
i had the reeds
and eaten to much sweets

and the tiger
forgot about his cage

fuck.

198 Name: ANTI-VIP POOPER [Del]

VIPPER, VIPPER, can't you see?
I won't let you pee on me.
Taking shits is what I do,
So piss right off, and let me poo!

199 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For an old boy like me,
Laptop screens are my teacher, my friend, but not my lover.
That title belongs to the trusty Hurricane Horizon ART no. 36--
A masterwork of Japanese engineering,
Raised from hardy stock, crystal clear in definition,
It holds the key to my heart's desire...

Birds, birds, birds!

I'm birdwatching daily now, and it's a noble new hobby.
I love watching the wings and nests and beaks,
And colors, and eyes, and hair,
And legs, and mouths, and asses, and tits,
(And tits)
And seeing all the beautiful chicks fly and walk and drive,
Going about their simple lives on these empty streets.

So many wonderful birds!

Until the city breathes again, I can't have one of my own.
It wouldn't be right, bringing one in now.
But through these trusty 7x35 lenses, I can watch and think
About a time where I can have a bird in my home,
Let her peck me,
And feed her seed.

200 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Message in bottle
Floating in a sea of shit
Poetry V. Spam

201 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

test

202 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

All I want right now
With every part of my soul
Is a good blowjob

:(

203 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Celery that tasted like the salty breeze of the ocean passing over the sand,
crunched and reminded him of home.

204 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Well Stuffie, the day's all done.
I don't have many friends throughout the working day
But when I'm home, my social circle is immense.

I've got myself, and I've got you
And you've got yourself, and you've got me
And I've got you to get me and you've got me to get you
And I've got myself to get you to get me, and you've got yourself to get me to get you
And I've got you to get me to get you to get me to get you to get me to get you, and you've got me to get you to get me to get you to get me to get you to get me, and

205 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You are a scrub.
You are stupid and your shit's all retarded.
Wack.
Fucking chump.

Scrub, you're bad.
I should smack you.
What an actual loser.
I hate you.

Don't talk to me, scrub.
Kill yourself or something.
You're bad.
Scrub.

206 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2D women just do it for me
2D women are all I see
3D is a big old shit,
2D makes your heart so free.

3D women are dumb and fat
3D women fuck dog and cat
2D is my way of life,
2D's where my heart is at.

207 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It appears time to pay you a compliment, Clairly.
Your eyes, are...green......like the grass
The grass that....
......
that grows, like my pe.....like my heart when I see you.

And your dark hair, dark....dark.....
....Uhm
......
Dark, like....the darkness in my heart
Or I guess more like the night sky, but without any stars
You don't have any dandruff that I can see...
...There's a little but it's not bad.

When I see you, my heart sinks
....But not in a bad way, like......
Like....the way a ship sinks at sea, like....
....Torpedo?
Like the torpedo of you has speared into me, and.... And........
Now my ship is sunk, like....the boardgame....
Like Battleship, yes.

I shall reserve further compliments for the future,
In order to reserve an air of mystery about me.
I believe these shall suffice to let you know
I'm....smitten, really.....

208 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My motivations Chinese
My actions Black,
Toiling endlessly towards nothing

209 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Buck up, lil bitch
Why you sad n shit
Stand up, dumbfuck
And live

210 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Don't mean to brag, don't mean to boast
But if you don't like my waifu you're toast
Not wildin out, not tryna gloat
But touch my waifu, I'll shoot your scrote

211 Name: toilet paper-paper thin [Del]

The smell of feces,
Will not leave my fingers,
For I have pooped,
Yes,
I have pooped.

The fragrance of soap,
Can only cover so much,
For I have pooped,
Yes,
I have pooped.

The odor cannot be removed,
Because I have pooped,
And that will not change.

212 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I hate jews and gays
and I hate obama too
die die die die die

213 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Fat, juicy apple
but as you bite you feel its sour taste;
same goes with all things.

That's why we like novelty,
for the boredom and putrid nature
escapes our eyes, as we bite
in another apple

Sometimes it takes time
Sometimes we might never realize
but everything is nothing

214 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Every day
looking in the apathetic eyes of silence
I grow a little colder

215 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Now the night begins
Work hard till eleven, boy
Then you get kicked out.

216 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Heard a neighbor cough in the street today
I had to grab the gat and blast
Cause the only vaccine is a hollow point,
Injected in the brain,
Delivered real hard n fast

217 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Secret bathroom,
I needed you.
Your marble floors,
Wooden stall doors,
Hidden away from it all.
Secret bathroom,
You are the haven.
Folded towels,
After fragrant soap,
To wash my hands.
Secret bathroom,
When I needed to release.
Forceful flush,
Sensor just right,
And ample paper supply.
Secret bathroom,
The light at the end of the hallway.

218 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Please god please fucking please
Fucking please, come on please please FUCK god please
PLEASE, like PLEASE, PLEAAASE
God oh fuck god christ please please

PLEASE

PLEAAAAAASEEE

P L E A A A A A S S E E E E E

A second date
PLEASE god make it happen
PLEASE

PLEASE

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

219 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

No Homo, by Not Homo

* ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ *


No homo bro,

But I like you a lot.


I like the way you laugh, and how you think.


I like your attitude, your energy.

I like your personality, your blend of forward and back,

Confidence and humble hesitation.



No homo.

But, I like your style.


I love your dressy shoes, and not-so-dressy pants.


I like your approach, your quiet comfort.


You're there, you're hot, and I like it.

I wish I knew your Zodiac sign,

Another excuse to shower you with praise.



I can't get tired of you.


--------I--l-o-v-e--h-o-w--y-o-u------




No homo.


Just to be clear, I love you.



But I don't *love* you.



I love you, though, you understand.





......No homo.

220 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Speakerbox, by Audiophile

  • ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ *

I've got a set of speakers in my house.
Have you seen them yet?
They're great, like big box-tower-standing-things
And if you look at the speakers inside,
They're kind of shaped like music notes.

I spent 15 bucks on them.
But I spent 50 on the receiver, 50 on the turntable,
225.00 on the new-old receiver when the old-old didn't work,
Ah! I'm wasting money again.
But they are very nice speakers.

221 Name: hwr4dSXZ [Del]

fucking normies

222 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

oh shrek, oh shrek,
fuck me, fuck me
-bill gates

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