ITT: shitty poetry. Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write. (247)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When the god of sleep awoke
o I fell unto his lap
For in the steep of the night
I was preparing for a fap

For in the dream of death
there arose an awful O
Your mother is a hoe
and I am the final Breath

And beside that antiessential time -
a moment of the mist
At least this dumb shit rhymes
or I'd be fucking pissed

198 Name: ANTI-VIP POOPER [Del]

VIPPER, VIPPER, can't you see?
I won't let you pee on me.
Taking shits is what I do,
So piss right off, and let me poo!

199 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For an old boy like me,
Laptop screens are my teacher, my friend, but not my lover.
That title belongs to the trusty Hurricane Horizon ART no. 36--
A masterwork of Japanese engineering,
Raised from hardy stock, crystal clear in definition,
It holds the key to my heart's desire...

Birds, birds, birds!

I'm birdwatching daily now, and it's a noble new hobby.
I love watching the wings and nests and beaks,
And colors, and eyes, and hair,
And legs, and mouths, and asses, and tits,
(And tits)
And seeing all the beautiful chicks fly and walk and drive,
Going about their simple lives on these empty streets.

So many wonderful birds!

Until the city breathes again, I can't have one of my own.
It wouldn't be right, bringing one in now.
But through these trusty 7x35 lenses, I can watch and think
About a time where I can have a bird in my home,
Let her peck me,
And feed her seed.

200 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Message in bottle
Floating in a sea of shit
Poetry V. Spam

201 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

test

202 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

All I want right now
With every part of my soul
Is a good blowjob

:(

203 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Celery that tasted like the salty breeze of the ocean passing over the sand,
crunched and reminded him of home.

204 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Well Stuffie, the day's all done.
I don't have many friends throughout the working day
But when I'm home, my social circle is immense.

I've got myself, and I've got you
And you've got yourself, and you've got me
And I've got you to get me and you've got me to get you
And I've got myself to get you to get me, and you've got yourself to get me to get you
And I've got you to get me to get you to get me to get you to get me to get you, and you've got me to get you to get me to get you to get me to get you to get me, and

205 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You are a scrub.
You are stupid and your shit's all retarded.
Wack.
Fucking chump.

Scrub, you're bad.
I should smack you.
What an actual loser.
I hate you.

Don't talk to me, scrub.
Kill yourself or something.
You're bad.
Scrub.

206 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2D women just do it for me
2D women are all I see
3D is a big old shit,
2D makes your heart so free.

3D women are dumb and fat
3D women fuck dog and cat
2D is my way of life,
2D's where my heart is at.

207 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It appears time to pay you a compliment, Clairly.
Your eyes, are...green......like the grass
The grass that....
......
that grows, like my pe.....like my heart when I see you.

And your dark hair, dark....dark.....
....Uhm
......
Dark, like....the darkness in my heart
Or I guess more like the night sky, but without any stars
You don't have any dandruff that I can see...
...There's a little but it's not bad.

When I see you, my heart sinks
....But not in a bad way, like......
Like....the way a ship sinks at sea, like....
....Torpedo?
Like the torpedo of you has speared into me, and.... And........
Now my ship is sunk, like....the boardgame....
Like Battleship, yes.

I shall reserve further compliments for the future,
In order to reserve an air of mystery about me.
I believe these shall suffice to let you know
I'm....smitten, really.....

208 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My motivations Chinese
My actions Black,
Toiling endlessly towards nothing

209 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Buck up, lil bitch
Why you sad n shit
Stand up, dumbfuck
And live

210 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Don't mean to brag, don't mean to boast
But if you don't like my waifu you're toast
Not wildin out, not tryna gloat
But touch my waifu, I'll shoot your scrote

211 Name: toilet paper-paper thin [Del]

The smell of feces,
Will not leave my fingers,
For I have pooped,
Yes,
I have pooped.

The fragrance of soap,
Can only cover so much,
For I have pooped,
Yes,
I have pooped.

The odor cannot be removed,
Because I have pooped,
And that will not change.

212 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I hate jews and gays
and I hate obama too
die die die die die

213 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Fat, juicy apple
but as you bite you feel its sour taste;
same goes with all things.

That's why we like novelty,
for the boredom and putrid nature
escapes our eyes, as we bite
in another apple

Sometimes it takes time
Sometimes we might never realize
but everything is nothing

214 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Every day
looking in the apathetic eyes of silence
I grow a little colder

215 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Now the night begins
Work hard till eleven, boy
Then you get kicked out.

216 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Heard a neighbor cough in the street today
I had to grab the gat and blast
Cause the only vaccine is a hollow point,
Injected in the brain,
Delivered real hard n fast

217 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Secret bathroom,
I needed you.
Your marble floors,
Wooden stall doors,
Hidden away from it all.
Secret bathroom,
You are the haven.
Folded towels,
After fragrant soap,
To wash my hands.
Secret bathroom,
When I needed to release.
Forceful flush,
Sensor just right,
And ample paper supply.
Secret bathroom,
The light at the end of the hallway.

218 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Please god please fucking please
Fucking please, come on please please FUCK god please
PLEASE, like PLEASE, PLEAAASE
God oh fuck god christ please please

PLEASE

PLEAAAAAASEEE

P L E A A A A A S S E E E E E

A second date
PLEASE god make it happen
PLEASE

PLEASE

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

219 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

No Homo, by Not Homo

* ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ *


No homo bro,

But I like you a lot.


I like the way you laugh, and how you think.


I like your attitude, your energy.

I like your personality, your blend of forward and back,

Confidence and humble hesitation.



No homo.

But, I like your style.


I love your dressy shoes, and not-so-dressy pants.


I like your approach, your quiet comfort.


You're there, you're hot, and I like it.

I wish I knew your Zodiac sign,

Another excuse to shower you with praise.



I can't get tired of you.


--------I--l-o-v-e--h-o-w--y-o-u------




No homo.


Just to be clear, I love you.



But I don't *love* you.



I love you, though, you understand.





......No homo.

220 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Speakerbox, by Audiophile

  • ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ *

I've got a set of speakers in my house.
Have you seen them yet?
They're great, like big box-tower-standing-things
And if you look at the speakers inside,
They're kind of shaped like music notes.

I spent 15 bucks on them.
But I spent 50 on the receiver, 50 on the turntable,
225.00 on the new-old receiver when the old-old didn't work,
Ah! I'm wasting money again.
But they are very nice speakers.

221 Name: hwr4dSXZ [Del]

fucking normies

222 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

oh shrek, oh shrek,
fuck me, fuck me
-bill gates

223 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I like to eat meats
I like to make beats
Get ready and hold onto your seat!~

225 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm glad~
Give me your blessing rain
I'm a stag~
Sunshiny on a rainyday
Tonight~
It's been fun and all but I'm going to bed...
...

226 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In his breast
a single atom
off-kilter
fluctuating a-hair-too-rapidly
laughs at me
fascistly
travesty

piss
piss, piss, piss, piss
all the witches live on that hill
piss
piss, piss, piss, piss, piss
all the bitches live there still

asshole

228 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

🦨

229 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Blastin' bees, bodacious BBs, that stings baby!

Bungling bee booty, blistering but ballin'!

230 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Honey is yellow
My urine is yellow
They are both stored in jars on my nightstand
And late in the night
Bugs fall into the jar
to drown the my piss.

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232 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

JAWOOGEN?
JAWOOGEN.
JAWOOGEN!

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234 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>231,233
Took me a while to recognize this is spam, thought it was some highly intellectual and meta satirical poetry for a moment there.

235 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I would really like to shag some Koontz from France!

236 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Listen >>234
What you published was very logical. However, consider
this, what if you added a little content? I am not saying your information is not good,
but suppose you added a title that grabbed people's attention? I mean ★★ The Unholy Citadel of 6ch ★★ is a little vanilla. You should peek at Yahoo's front page and see how they create post headlines
to get people interested. You might add a video or a picture or
two to grab readers interested about what you've written. Just my opinion, it would
bring your posts a little livelier.

237 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A Haiku:

Buzz buzz, buzz buzz buzz
Buzz, buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz
Buzz buzz buzz, buzz buzz.

238 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

IT IS TIME TO ACTIVATE SOME BEANS
FIBREGLASS IN MY ASS
REAL POWERFUL
SHIT
AAAAAAAA
THAT'S A LOT OF A
FOR A LOT OF BEANS
LET'S GET
DANGEROUS
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

239 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i was a boy
now im a man
cus i
stuck my dick in my nan

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242 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Is coffee bad for your psychology? The nature of addiction changes the way dopamine works in your brain, and I'm afraid I"m cutting myself short by drinking coffee.

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245 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

nigger
ha ha i said nigger
im such a bad little racist boy
punish me mommy

what does the Christ think of these things?
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
"think"?not "feel"?
fuckfuck fuck fuck fuck

maybe its okay

246 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

good poetry
bad poets

247 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

think not feel
scream not censor

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