When the god of sleep awoke
o I fell unto his lap
For in the steep of the night
I was preparing for a fap

For in the dream of death
there arose an awful O
Your mother is a hoe
and I am the final Breath

And beside that antiessential time -
a moment of the mist
At least this dumb shit rhymes
or I'd be fucking pissed

beewitch me
beewitch you
better than the channel 2

Change the ring
change the ring
the big ol' ring
the big sloppy ol' ring

retard
retard
retard
retard

I am posting,___________________________________________________
From the console;_______________________________________________
Because I don't know,___________________________________________
If that works;__________________________________________________
Like my soul,___________________________________________________
Spahgetti bowl._________________________________________________

[It didn't work, I had to copy it into a regular browser (;-;)]

>>90
Is quite a poor soul
who could not post from console
What a fucking fag

For it is knowledge that can't be known
If the mind is to wander
Into the depths long forlorn
Of the citadel of witches and bees

>>91
I was using linx, which didn't show the reply button.
Now I'm using Elinks, where the background is a pretty blue.
Now shoo!

>>93
Poor you 93
Who must have blue in stead of
The best one pseud0ch

>90

Posting from a console right now, using w3m as my browser. It's quite fun!

>>95
And I somehow managed to fuck up replying properly. I must now hang myself out of shame.

The rat's sack
Was larger than its rack
On it I put
A big fucking tack
Would it nut? Or anything but?

Posting from Emacs.

>>98

>Posted from my iphone

Temptress, whittle on your reeds
Speak your little subtleties
And kindnesses to me
As you pass me by in our little exchanges.

Pass me by and say,
"You look great as usual, my guy,"
Et cetera et cetera, as you do
And as usual I will barely respond
Fearing the words I'd say.

I have a woman, and she isn't you.
And so I'll stay silent as always
And keep the norm for our little exchanges
As you pass me by, and do as you do.
I'll never speak your name to you,
Halina.

A prisoner said to the warden,
"Come closer, I'll smash your gourd in!"
The warden did laugh,
And the prisoner's ass
By the guards was thoroughly beaten.

Good (bad?) luck brought me my first relationship a while back. Now, bad (good?) luck has made me single.

Now comes the part I hate...

THE COMEDOWN:

Wherein I have to crawl back to my apartment,
Back into my own bed, which I've slept in for the minority of the time.

Then open my laptop, and crawl back to my waifu who's been waiting for months,
Change all my desktops and lock screens back to her, sheepishly...
My walk of shame's not over yet, though.

Because then I have to check in on all the places I thought I'd outgrown,
And browse all my imageboards and textboards and French river fishing forums that I'd ""left behind"" in my big leap to normalcy,
Flipping through every channel from 1 to 99, and maybe I'll hit some 420 later too, who knows.

I then have to pause, and think about how perfectly I looped back to where I was before it all.

Square one, but not. The most boring part of New Game+ is always those first few chapters.

After dinner, I'll have my first fap as a free man again. My Pornhub account probably missed me as much as the waifu.
I could really use a hard-nipple hug.

THE COMEUP: COMING SOON (WE HOPE)

I am here, and I must continue.
I look down before me, and I cannot jump off.
I look ahead of me, and I will have to get there.
Not why, not now
But it has to happen, but how?
I must continue getting there.
I cannot look down,
Time will force me to overcome.
Not a matter of choice, it must happen.
I cannot stay here forever,
that would not be entertaining.

I want to be wanted
by someone
anyone
to call my own
she could be flawed, just as I am
I'd be hers and she'd be mine
but instead, nothing
no one for me
as I am for no one
can't blame anyone but myself
a bottomless pit of emptiness
emotional void
the abyss of sadness and loathing
spiraling downward
a mere shell of a person
pretending to be real
the plight of an unperson
I want to feel alive
I want more people in my life
friends and a partner to listen to
to love, to help, to make memories with
feeling alone even around my so-called friends
they don't even know who I really am
no new notifications as per usual
I could die and no one would notice
until my decaying body stank up the apartment complex
a meaningless existence in a meaningless world
in a meaningless galaxy in a meaningless universe
working useless jobs and feeling useless emotions
but I don't have the balls to kill myself
so I'll just keep on being miserable until the end of my days

These feelings, truly what is their essence?
How do they come into being?
Are we damned to feel such burdens weigh upon our backs?
When will the day come when these feelings lose all value?
How has man not given up on his biggest source of pain?
For I am like steel
There is no feel, and no fact
To make myself an object
of this near-ending world
I need not sense
I will move like the water does,
like the spear strikes.

I had a liquid shit again
too much coffee and beer and unhealthy food
sdfsafsfgfdgdafgrf3qr3fesdgfdfgafgsafdsdasda

I identify as a professional body builder
My pronouns are buff/dude
The government needs to fund my
personal trainer, steroids, and testosterone supplements
This is my identity
If you don’t support me, you’re a bigot

Hey Allison,

My favorite thing is when you talk for too long, and you salivate too much so those weird lines of drool keep appearing on the sides of your mouth.

Wanting one thing so much you ignore something else happening to you. When I see you drool while we talk, I see me talking to you.

Poff, there it is again
Your head fucking homes in on mine like it's a guided missile
Making contact with too much force, you literally fucking knock our skulls together
My forehead's sore, and I saw that little wince you tried to hide with a smile
And then you just keep pressing, like our brains are magnetized or something

I try to readjust but you just stay stuck on me somehow
Fuck, you just headbutted my shoulder you ass
Jesus christ why are you burying your face into my back, this isn't even comfortable
FUCK, you just nuked my sore side with your goddamned cranium

Literally every time we're together
LITERALLY every time, jesus fucking christ
You absolute fucking mongoloid, where did you learn such a fucking barbaric way to try and show affection
And how does it still manage to melt my heart

benis :DD
ES :DD
benis :DDD

In class I thought I'd chance a fart
But what came out was a shart
Now my pants are full of poo
and I can't make it to the loo.

People round me begin to look
and I think my goose is cooked
so I try and waddle to the door
but a piece falls out on the floor

I know, I've gotten an idea
I'll pretend to have a seizure
they'll think its an emergency
and for this incident forgive me

I drop down on the floor and go
This has to work, they'll never know!
but nobody believes the act
and my shoulder fell in the cack

Get up and shuffle in shame away
I have to see these people every day.

God, what a nice fucking day

Check the fucking temperature
Look at those fucking clouds
Look at that grass, it's fucking green and shit
Feel that goddamned breeze
Look at that fucking bench over there, let's sit on that fucking bench

Now isn't this just fucking peachy
Look at my fucking girlfriend, all warm and happy and shit
Look at these chucklefucks having a good time on the lawn
Fuck it's so fucking nice out

Even this bitch of an earth is nice sometimes
So fucking enjoy it before I POUND you

all around
the darkened spire
everything collapses in
without a sound
into the fire
or to a small black single thing

where to now?
I do not know
I cant hear nothing in this din
My headache pounds
and faster now
everything collapses in

the ship departed some time ago
Where to now, I do not know.

keijiban
ni tamarimasu yo
詩 no tame ni

Gay Shit, by Gayman:

I heard you got hurt today at work,
So I’m gonna bring you a bag full of things you like that you don’t know I know you like.
Things I’ve noted from months of writing facts down in the Notepad on my phone
(And no that isn’t creepy, because there aren’t any witnesses to it.)
I’m gonna buy those chips you like, and the lemonade you drink like it’s water
Even those cheese shits you eat, despite being lactose intolerant...
And I’ll even bring you another book, because I know how much you love the weird coffee table books I own.
I’ll put a gay card at the bottom with a personalized graphic, that reads:
"Some things to help the recovery process
"(Except the cheese shits, don’t kill yourself with those.)"
I haven’t done this sort of thing for you before, and I don’t know what the reaction will be
But I FEEEEL like doing it, and because I’m a Gayman that’s enough reason for me.
Never have I had a love that made me so mushy.... this really must be some.....
GAY SHIT

"He eats his shit
But can't smell it
drinks his piss
thinks its swiss-miss"

Today I slept upon the floor,
Now my muscles are all sore,
There was no time to masturbate,
Now I am so very late,
To get to the place I do my work,
My work is to sell non-kosher pork,
Some Jew got mad mad and now I'm pissed,
A nigger licked my dick so then I kissed,
His butt and now I have the AIDS,
And I didn't even get payed!

gonna come kick down the door
knock a rich kid on the floor
fuck him in his virgin butt
then pass him over to the mutt
tell him he's now a dog cum bank
then give his ass a nice hard spank
put out my ciggy in his eye
leave him asking "Who the fuck was that guy?"

Grab your guns
Time to shoot a church
Be careful
Niggers are on watch
Call the cops
"My son is dead!"
Oh Lord!
The shooters are gone.
Grab your stead
Vroom vroom
Mechanical horse car
Inject the gas and its a launcher
Outer space
Full of distaste
The police can't find me
Because I'm on mars

Anon Y. Mus is my name
The Interweb's my nation.
Shitposts are my dwelling place,
And death's my destination.

kono kimochi
denki sou nano
saiko da ne
chinko kaminari
PENIS THUNDER yo.

「後の名は
忘れなければ
山の鳥
雲の向こうに
渡らしまして」
"I will not sign my name here."

whether in fire or in ice
still so must end every life
if they should take this place from me
burn my corpse with aoki

A moderate spring day
As I sit, a gay thought overtakes me
A small grin lights up my face
Immediately fucking ruined by some fucking asshole with nothing fucking better to do
Asking stupid fucking questions like "WHAT'RE YOU SMILING ABOUT??????"

OP went outside today
and all of his thoughts were gay
he had gay thoughts of gayer thots
and when his asses cherry popped
and of gay dicks all full of cum
and sucking on them, yum yum yum!

dendenden
dendendendenden
denden dendendendendenden

dendendendenden
dendendendenden
denden
denden
dendenden

dendendendendendenden

bzzz I am a buzzing bee
bzzz I am a buzzing bee!

BZZZ I AM A BUZZING BEE
BZZZ I AM A BUZZING BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Flower flower where are you?
Where is the pattern that I drew?
Without a path there's nothing fruity!
Without a past I have no duty!
So here I'll bumble about
No sense of a route
Here in the citadel, at your call.

Now look at all the people posting here
Who, without shame, write words and often care
About the other words and some cold beer
They do not like but still drink on their fare.

The fare is arduous in nature when
You care too much about the mean replies
Which, if you can't ignore them even then,
Make your life hell, and this to you applies.

But if you try to write in peace at all
Don't bother with the scary anons' scorn;
As butterflies don't live in some new mall
The scorning anon watches too much porn.

Pity me then, if I can't have some fun
Without much care, like looking at the sun.

Now look at all the people posting here
Who, without shame, write words and often care
About the other words and some cold beer
They do not like but still drink on their fare.

The fare is arduous in nature when
You care too much about the mean replies
Which, if you can't ignore them even then,
Make your life hell, and this to you applies.

But if you try to write in peace at all
Don't bother with the scary anons' scorn;
As butterflies don't live in some new mall
The scorning anon watches too much porn.

Pity me then, if I can't have some fun
Without much care, like looking at the sun.

>>132
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

As much as you wish you were in a dream
as much as you want it to be a phase
a bitter delusion of this gay scene
to justify wasting away the days
in all these years, it has not gone away

one's supposed to think that "it must be me"
or else it must really REALLY be you.
yet you still feel it, whatever you do
Yet you still doubt all that which you can see.

from DQN archives:

A beautiful girl in a bonnet
Once wrote me a Shakespearen sonnet
It was fairly lame
So after she came
I pulled out and ejaculated on it

EAT MY RIBCAGE
SMELL MY PENIS
TOUCH MY LOOKING GLASS
I'VE GOT SOME MAJOR GAAAAS
ppppppppppppFFFFFFFFTTTTTPlllfffffrrrrrr
BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

bluely, with tenebrious
mellifluent
bag shagga

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is The Physical World Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is The Physical World Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

greenly, with insinuated
varichrome
alder genta

i once 'ad a cat, some cat named nat
dunno why nat but he sat on my lap
didn't catch no rat, got a bad rap
naps it all away, my cat nat

/jp/ Part VIII official lyrics:

I feel so disgusting
Im so dirty and impure
I feel like an old shit smear on the backside of my drawers
I feel like the year-old cum napkins still laying on my floor

Oh, oh, I just wish that I could be
a beautiful loli
a pure clean lovely sexy little girl
Oh, Oh, I just wanna be
I wanna be 2D
I hate this gross body
I hate this impure world
I just wanna be the little girl
oh yeah

I want to be the little girl (x3)

I feel so fucking worthless
Im such a stupid fag
I only feel human when I get dressed up in drag
But my face still needs a bag

Oh, oh, maybe Ill get one of those masks
Or maybe Ill just breath my last
Maybe then Ill be reborn, as a smooth, cute pretty girl
I hate this impure world
I hate my body hair, and all the stares, when I go outside
I really wanna die
im such a worthless freak
I bet they all hate me, I know its true
I wish that I could just be two-
dimensional,

I want to be the little girl (x4)

Im deep in the cut, like a flesh wound

Holy crap lois
I'm in a freakin haiku
EPIC GAMER TIME

So your faggot ass is sad today.
Well, there are starving kids in Africa
And dead jews in Israel
And a few more dead jews in Palestine
And black-on-black crime in America
And black-on-white crime in America
And white-on-white crime in America
And a lot more crime perpetrated by and against other racial groups, also in America
So what the fuck are you so sad for?

Buck up, you fuck-ugly cunt.
Play a song on your shitty fucking instruments
Hang out with some of your stupid faggot friends
Jerk off to some bomb-ass hentai in a bathroom stall
Have fun with your shitty fucking fag hobbies, all that stupid shit you do
And put a fuck-ugly smile on your faggot face, before I beat one onto you.

I love to jerk my boner
I jerk it every day
And when I jerk my boner
I say "hip-hip, hooray!", oi!

I find a lovely doujin
It makes my boner stand
And then I clench my boner
With my faithful fapping hand, oi!

Aaaaaand when I get to cumming
I shoot it on the floor
I'll wait until tomorrow
And then I'll jerk some more, oi!

Under my big toe,
The smell of cheese.

My butt cheeks flap,
Upon the toilet I am shitting,
Oh God the smell.

Underu za moon,
Rorry toe ishuhoe
Boku wa za coon,
Rorry toe ishuhoe

FUCK
FUCK
MAKE HIM SUCK

IF YOU HAVE THE POWER,
THEN USE IT
AND STEAL THE SONG

Saggin, nigga g'd up, sippin
Sip nigga, dip nigga, set trip nigga
Gotta grip nigga, getta grip nigga with tha gang
And rollin with tha alpine bangin
Homie whatcha got? a couple sacs to sell
Went from weed and dope to mics ta sell
Hit a switch nigga
Don't fuck around wit bitch niggaz
I'm a money cash nigga
Cash gettin, hash hitten
Gang bang afiliate
Hit a stick real quick
And in a minute start killin shit real quick.

I eat an egg
The egg is gone

I mourn and then make porn
porn is bad
i am sad
not really tho
top lad

I should really stop watching porn actually

I HATE jew!
They SUCK DINKS

I HATE HATE HAT them!
This world loves them and that makes me so MADD

I go GRR GRR GRR
GRR GRR GRR (x3)

Kike? Take a hike!
You? I do not like!
Finna hop on my trike
And run over a dyke
Who is also a kike!

At the bank
Chillin'
See some jews
Villains

I deface currency in their midst
They cry like little babies and then!
I cut israel's water supply line and laugh a bit
laugh a lot

cum in my ass

GRR (x3)

I like to bake
But I also like to hike
Another thing I like
is causing ball ache

yuh yuh yuh
ball ache (x7)

skrrrrtt
that me! im pull up on your dad
we FUCK

im your MOM

bye

take some viagra, i got that nigga dick
im all the way up on some next game shit
suck my tit

Hop in my van
nigga I got bands

Iced out my watch
ben 10

see a 10/10
she hop on my peepee
tehn i say bye
biches not shid...
prrrrrd

nigga nigga

KILL THE PIG
SLIT HER THROAT
SPILL HER BLOOD

english LIT
suck on my TIT

hhello i am horny 49 years old
polish man
i drink all day
and i am edeot retard
GUGUGU PRRRD IN MY ASS

Gave my heart to a JEW
She broke it in TEW
And now I cry, "BEW,"
"Oh BEW HEW HEW HEW"

The next one that I dick
Or the next that I lick
Will not be a JEW chick
Because those cunts are SICK :'(

Hello

I’m just doing
what I was told
Motherfucker

Sitting in my chair
I smell the sickly sweet
perfume.

From whence does it rise
to fill with its stench
the room?

test

I see you walk into the room
Soft girl parts are jiggling (jiggling)
Your titty flesh is wiggling (wiggling)
My dick's a fiery slab of iron and STEEL
(STEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL)

SIT ON MY FAAAAAACE (X3)
I WANT THE FULL EXTENT OF YOUR SOFT SOFT BODY (BODYYYYYY)

SIT ON MY FAAAAAAAAAACE (X3)
GIVE ME THE SQUISH AND THE SMOOSH, GIVE ME THE KISS AND THAT SWEET PENIS SUCKLE

SUCK!!!! (X8)

Everyone's done some stupid shit
Aren't you human? It's alright.
The earth is spinning and the sky is blue
Today's a good day and you're doing just fine

I don't deserve this Lisa
Despite all your guilt tripping
You neglect to mention
That you cheated on me

YO! #jp MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN CHANNEL!!!1! FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS RACIST SHIT! WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO IRC SERVER! WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO MELTANWAX! AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS RACIST SHIT WHILE THEY ANON!11!!! COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUKAS!!1! THIS IS WAR!!!

After the rain,
Does the ground dirty your shoes,
Or clean them?

im paste

The Sun king is not gone
His eternal light and warmth will return
Here he walks, already born
And the fires of fate will soon burn

The Sun will always share its light
Even after the darkest night
Even when you’re having no fun
Never forget to hail the Sun
Praise Surya
Victory to Nerevar

2020 is our year
The guardians of mankind are here
Satanists will laugh and jeer
Not too long 'fore they cower in fear

In ignorance, evil consumes all that is good
In the west, as it is understood
Human children are consumed as food
Consider this & do as you should
Raze the Fed & Hollywood

I died as a mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal,
I died as animal and I was Man.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die as Man, to soar
With angels blest; but even from angelhood
I must pass on: all except God doth perish.
When I have sacrificed my angel-soul,
I shall become what no mind e'er conceived.
Oh, let me not exist! for Non-existence
Proclaims in organ tones, To Him we shall return.

Suck my dick
Choke on it

I’m a hungry lonely fuck who’s got no luck
I put the work in the game, still got no suck
If next year don’t work out I’ll jump in front of a truck
Because dry spells blow when you’re a dumb young buck

Watch me while i vomit my words
They sting and puncture my sore throat
Controlling my poor remote mind
This is true, pure, unkempt discord
Driving burning crowds to the cold floor
Turn the ashes to a waxed coat
Bloat with every step you dare take
And continue to strike the wrong chord

Oven and head, spitting words like sylvia
String out and please break my tibia
Snapping my spine sounds oh so good
Do not start more wretched impasse trivia
Use my blood for basophilia
I just wanted to become your food

the constant yammering you look to me
as if expecting some sort of deliverance you try to fix it
but you look to me, just when I suppose its alright to use the computer
i count the minutes of when you will leave again, please leave again
there is no discourse between us anymore we don't know each other
you've been going on foolz, now i've made you a little simulated home
you're shit, you're a bad cloud of bad weather
and i'm a little sorry

Dada dada dadadada
Dada dada dadaaaaaaa
Badabada dannnnn
Badabada DAnnnnnn
Badabada DAAAAAAAAA!

papa dan dan dan!
papa dan dan dan, dan.
papa dan don, dio dan

IM GONNA...
.
.
.
IM..
.
.
.
IM GONNA COOM

OHHHH HH GOD IM COOOMING
OOA

AOOHH

I'm gonna coom! I'm gonna, I'm gonnaaaaaa!!!
Wait. Stop right there.
Y'can't just do it, not right there
B'cause you're gonna get .qqca$**"$"*** all over your dog
Sweet gentle soft fur and you're gonna go to jail, for indirect bestiality
Forget telling who did it, do it in your hand
I don't have hands
I don't have a dog
The floor's swimming with CATS
My neighbor's fucking CATS, got in some how and now I gotta,
I'm gonna, I, I, I'm gonna!!!
OHHHHH GOD IM COOMING OOOAAAHHH

Please answer my text message
You millenial fuck, I know you're not that busy
You and I both know this
It's not that big of a deal
So please, you shit, reply posthaste

This is outta the blue,
but believe me its true.
Just between you and me,
a cat is fine too.

You smiled a little wider.
"You're cute like this," I thought but didn't say
Not because I was nervous,
But because your adorable awkward grin revealed canines the size of steak knives.

Seriously, what the fuck were those other teeth
I think I'm seeing a vampire

A flash

    of yellow
                 You’re on your way out.

More to do, more to do
Busy busy, blonde worker bee
So fast that

           there barely
                          is any time to

You’re back

     for a moment.

"How do you feel, you look tired."
"Oh, I am!"

       "Don’t
              push 
                    it—"
                             "Of

                                      There you go again

Trendy clothes, and stylish hair
Expensive bits placed here and there
Youth and beauty all abound
Yet still, when I look around-

past the veil of zoomer land
past millenial neglect
of the world that is they cannot stand

what is it I yet still see
But tramps, decay and poverty?

They speak of justice, peace and love
from atop the bodies in the mud.

This world is not for humans.
Only for their make-pretends.

A city past, from arcane times
You hear a marquee flash and chime
Unheard sounds, from ages past
You see a 3d baby dance

To ancient rhythms, ancient drums
A synthesizer heartbeat thrums
And tells you of an another time
When static web was not a crime

You sit and watch a page scroll past
Eight megabytes of bloated trash
No more rhythm, no more feel
Only ash and rusty steel

The structure's weak and looks like shit
We don't want any more of it
It looks like shit and feels obtuse
Obtuse as shit and looks chartreuse
Chartreuse as shit and sounds like this
And rhymes like this
And looks like this
And dies like this

A city past, from arcane times
You hear a marquee flash and chime
Unheard sounds, from ages past
You see a 3d baby dance

To ancient rhythms, ancient drums
A synthesizer heartbeat thrums
And tells you of an another time
When static web was not a crime

You sit and watch a page scroll past
Eight megabytes of bloated trash
No more rhythm, no more feel
Only ash and rusty steel

The structure's weak and looks like shit
We don't want any more of it
It looks like shit and feels obtuse
Obtuse as shit and looks chartreuse
Chartreuse as shit and sounds like this
And rhymes like this
And looks like this
And dies like this

I read a poem about this,
One by that guy who does the ones about women he's fucked.
You know, the one where

He's lying on the couch, and he's on drugs,
And he's looking for new things to get hung up on because he's a hipster
So he starts reading beans and his beer can and all that.

And I'm not quite sure about the message,
But he's sounding really poignant about it.

It's like I'm in that poem,
That colorful state in between words and pictures
Where everything's just a new thing, because things are fun
And we're all just rooting around for stimuli for the hell of it.
Feels like a movie.

Feels pretty good.

I'm bald

I am SO fucking bald

oh god please save me from this nightmare

im bald
please
please please please

help me im bald

ive been bald for 8 years

my wife left me

my kids keep calling me the bald man
YALLAHHHH