Why is your tail broken?
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What's with the attitude, mang?
You tail renders incorrectly on my Irish friend's computer. Does that mean he is Jewish?
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oh VIPsaurus, why do drive-through ATMs have braille translations?
Tell me, have you stopped being jewish yet?
once a jew, always a jew
VIPsaurus, what do you like to do when you're alone?
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(゚∀゚ ) < omgwtforlywtojfiehPORNSPAM ( ),,,,, \____________
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(゚∀゚ ) < Barney the dinosaur!
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Spammers have no pubic hair.
Do you draw wisdom from the well? If so, how so?
Where were you when you werent here not being here when you werent here being not here when here wasnt here because there wasnt a here because here wasnt here and here wasnt there bacause there wasnt a not here because there was there was always a here when there wasnt a here.
How much chan would a chanspam spam if a chanspam could spam chan?
The Pope, Lil'Wayne, your mother, and Barack Obama.
You are put in a situation to where you have to kill one,
save one to take one home to live with you, and the
remaining two are stuck in a pit with a Ranchor.
What actions would you take?
Thats right...You dont answer my question because you know no answer.Ha!
What a wonderful BBS this is.
Thanls, VIPsaurus! I can feel the place becoming more lively by the minute!
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YOU SAID NEXT TWICE HE HE HE
Is it true that you're the first of your species?
disregard that i suck dicks
Oh, god. Where am I?!
THERE ARE MANY ANOMALIES HERE.
What does your diet consist of?
What does your pasta consist of?
Are you prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice?
asd
I'm looking for a word that is used to let people know that you're done with their question, and you're ready to move on to another. It's got to be short and to the point. What is that word?
Why all the hate for jews?
Will you be my daddy?
Will you be a good father?
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Father, why don't you go to work anymore?
But VIPsaurus, aren't you THE MAN?
I'm the man, and if I'm the man, then you're the man, and he's the man as well so you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass.
Basically what I'm trying to say is that do you believe that we're, in fact, all a part of capitalism and there is no real "man".
If you were to choose between breasts and ass, which would you choose? You can only choose one.
Choose wisely.
Brass.
>>72 Dear VIPPER, are you familiar with the meme "Shitting Dick Nipples" from the other place?
Should I shit up World4ch's /lounge/ with my shit posts?
VIPsaurus, I'm pregnant. What do I do?
vep
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Hello, forget that whore (>>79) and answer my question. My question takes priority over everybody else since it's better in every way compared to the rest of these other questions because they suck.
I have cum stains on my chair, what do I do?
>>84
Are you telling me what to do or what it is that I do? Because that is what I do and how I got the stains in the first place. Give me a solution to this problem!
hwo do i ending up here‽
what is not the answer to this question?
Why do I feel the need to jack off so much lately?
>>91
Wrong.
>>94
Responding to a question without answering it is wrong.
>>95 But it is not the wrong answer.
>>98 That I can agree with.
shut the hell up and answer some questions?
What time is it?
Finally!
Is it セックス or セクス? I think that it may be the former, but I have very, very little to no knowledge in the Japanese language.
Will the next chapter of Berserk be kick-ass?
What happened to http://sageru.org/kareha.pl/1342723472/?
This is fake dinosaurs are extict
>>109 Wrong. Dinosaurs are not extinct, they just learned to hide in the trees. You probably know them as birds.
Is this fake?
Which is bettter, Final Fantasy or Dragon Quest?
Should I watch Neon Genesis Evangelion?
Am I fabulous?
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I don't need fucking anger management, right? Seriously, fuck that guy, even though that guy is me because I'm the only person who talks to me, but still fuck him!
What in blazes?
Don't you know your own daughter's gender?
wadup b=boy snake dawg G?
What's at the bottom? Does it have anything to do with his willingness to toss anyone who can't or won't work down there?
So I was, like, bleeding and stuff and I started to feel dizzy and wanted to throw up. Is there something wrong with me?
I might be a sadist. What do I do?
HOW IN THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE STILL UP!
Has the second syllable of the name been uttered yet or can I still afford to procrastinate?
Are there NEETs on the moon?
Is Code Lyoko: Evolution going to suck?
Oh god, what's going on?!
Isn't "If you knew what was really going on, you'd lose all hope." basically the standard human condition, all the time?
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Could I do it if i tried hard enough?
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.
When will you stop beating your wife?
Do you even lift?
Are there any escapes from the systems of control?
WHERE IS SARAH CONNOR?
Is the hallucination preferable?
Will I be eaten by a grue if I shut off my lamp?
Should I go to the rave?
import gpdraw.*;
public class TrIfOrCe{
DrawingTool kidzBop = new DrawingTool();
public void dOtRiForCe(){
kidzBop.turnRight(90);
kidzBop.forward(Math.sqrt(420));
kidzBop.turnLeft(120);
kidzBop.forward(Math.sqrt(420));
kidzBop.turnLeft(120);
kidzBop.forward(Math.sqrt(420));
kidzBop.up();
kidzBop.move(Math.sqrt(420), 0);
kidzBop.down();
kidzBop.setDirection(0);
kidzBop.forward(Math.sqrt(420));
kidzBop.turnLeft(120);
kidzBop.forward(Math.sqrt(420));
kidzBop.turnLeft(120);
kidzBop.forward(Math.sqrt(420));
kidzBop.up();
kidzBop.move((Math.sqrt(420)/2), ((Math.sqrt(3)/2)* (Math.sqrt(420))));
kidzBop.setDirection(0);
kidzBop.down();
kidzBop.forward(Math.sqrt(420));
kidzBop.turnLeft(120);
kidzBop.forward(Math.sqrt(420));
kidzBop.turnLeft(120);
kidzBop.forward(Math.sqrt(420));
System.out.print("Newfag can triforce");
}
}
i can triforce faggots.
Is the egress really this way? Aren't there better ways?
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what a crappy site lol
Is government impossible if words have no meaning?
What should I name my firstborn child?
When will my torment end, VIPsaurus?
Will studying lepidopterology help me get the ladies?
Which question ITT is your favorite?
Thank you, VIPsaurus!
What is your favorite ascii art?
Has there ever been a time when you tripped and fell so hard that every bone in your body exploded and the memory of ever having a skull or pelvis was erased from your mind?
What's next?
I'm sorry, Mister.
Why is the hellochannel down?
What is your favourite multidentate ligand?
What's your favourite blend of tea?
Have you ever been to Europe?
What is the best question you've ever been asked, not including this one?
Why does this exist?
Why can't I stop crying?
Do you know any second languages?
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Which *chan do you go on?
Does my beard really look as good on me as I think it does?
What the hell is "open are the double doors of the horizon" supposed to mean, anyway?
Passed on beyond the visible world, that is, beyond the horizon.
Why can't I stop crying?
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Since when do testicles produce estrogen?
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Is a master's degree in CS worth it?
What's the best way to quit smoking?
Hello, I am VIPsaurus ask me anything?
Why does my heart feel so bad?
Why does my soul feel so bad?
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Did you forget to set the formatting to text art again?
What do you do for entertainment around here?
What do aces fap to?
Is Jim West secretly the great-grandfather of Adam West?
What does the fox say?
What's this weird lump on my earlobe? Does it mean I'm going to die?
What happened to the hellochannel?
>>253
No idea.
dafaq yall talkin bout?
How does a vagina feel like?
What should I do with my life?
vaginas?
Why won't Paul wake up?
Is it really him? Is he the one who's doing it?
how gf?
What is the greatest anime of all time?
What shall we do with the drunken sailor?
Where was Clark Kent in WW2?
Do you get horny when you're alone?
Do you remember when this place wasn't completely deaf?
War. Hooh! What is it good for?
>>286 To justify other countries' wasting part of their economy on maintaining a standing military?
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How does Superman shave?
Why are your legs so tiny in comparison with the rest of you?
Why are you looking at my penis?
Are those legs or udders?
How did you survive the great shoah?
How do you sleep at night?
Have you ever told a lie?
Whatever happend to Saturday night, when you dressed up sharp, and you felt alright?
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Bullshit! Crossdressing has long been socially acceptable in Afghanistan.
ttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_posh
Why would you lie to me like that?
Is the VIPsaurus of SAoVQ an impostor?
Who are you imposing?
How can I raise my self-esteem?
I have an interest in many things, can't I do them all well?
When you bend down to pick something up don't you like the feeling of your ass cheeks slightly spreading?
Would you like to get familiar with this feeling?
Do you consider yourself a feminist, a cultural Marxist, or a social justice warrior? Also, what is your opinion on people and dinosaurs who do?
Do you often use the buzz words "buzz words" and "empty insults" to deflect questions which make you uncomfortable?
what are you doing for VIPmas, VIPsaurus?
What is the thing that you do every night?
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I didn't say anyting! What do you want from me?
No rice, no life?
Check 'em.
What do you get when you mix blue and orange?
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How many tennis balls can fit in my mouth?
How do I apolojuice?
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Flag on the moon... How did it get there?
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Are you a recording?
Am I gay?
>>345
You bet your ass (that I will soon be pounding) you are.
How does one resist the ravages?
Why must order exist?
>>349
Order doesn't exist. It is an illusion.
>>350 I disagree. Order does exist, by pure chance.
It is quite fascinating. Consider Langdon's Ant: From very simple strict rules, chaos and unpredictability emerges. There are other examples as well, such as Go, or computers.
And from pure chaos, order emerges. After thousands of steps, the ant will cut orderly diagonal paths through the chaos. There are other examples as well, such as with any randomly shuffled deck of cards, there will inevitably be a surprising number of cards in ascending and descending order.
The question what was first doesn't even matter: Chaos and order beget each other, and each exists only within the other.
That said: You should clean up your room.
>>351
The distinction between chaos and order is all in your head. You see chaos arising from order and order arising from chaos because they're the same fucking thing, and your brain just switches back and forth in trying to interpret it.
In which direction is the dancer spinning, clockwise or anticlockwise?
As it happens I actually study chaos theory (amongst other things) in meatspace, and I can confirm that, as the words are used colloquially, the distinction between order and chaos is pretty meaningless. If you mean chaos as in systems that are chaotic in the mathematical sense, and order as in any other system, then I suppose it's a valid distinction, but even then there's weird borderline cases like transient chaos - not to mention all the wacky shenanigans that happen on the boundary between laminar and turbulent flow. Chaos is great fun though; it's nothing to be scared of. Well, actually, maybe you should be a little bit scared. But only a little bit.
>chaotic in the mathematical sense
Could you expand on that some more?
>>355
Thanks for the intro, Chaos-explaining-senpai. Very interesting stuff - I think I'll check out those references.
How do you feel about chaos taking over your thread?
Do you have despair in your heart?
Song who?
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
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Are you daft?
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Where did you go?
Why does my penis hurt when I pee
VIPsaurus, have you been using the preview function as you were told?