[Multiculturalism] VIPsaurus [Timeless Classic] (366)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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202 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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203 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What is your favourite multidentate ligand?

204 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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205 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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206 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What's your favourite blend of tea?

207 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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208 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Have you ever been to Europe?

209 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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210 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What is the best question you've ever been asked, not including this one?

211 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Why does this exist?

212 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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213 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Why can't I stop crying?

214 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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  ( ´ー`)    < Dacryoadenitis, better get it checked. NEXT!
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215 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Do you know any second languages?

216 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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217 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Which *chan do you go on?

218 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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219 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Does my beard really look as good on me as I think it does?

220 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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221 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What the hell is "open are the double doors of the horizon" supposed to mean, anyway?

222 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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  ( ´ー`)    < Amenhotep III has passed on. NEXT!
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223 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Passed on beyond the visible world, that is, beyond the horizon.

224 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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225 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Why can't I stop crying?

226 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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  ( ´ー`)    < Estrogen. Possibly from testicular cancer. NEXT!
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227 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Since when do testicles produce estrogen?

228 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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229 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Is a master's degree in CS worth it?

230 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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  ( ´ー`)    < Counter Strike is a useful and versatile area of study with many career opportunities. Certainly, go for it.
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231 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What's the best way to quit smoking?

232 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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233 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hello, I am VIPsaurus ask me anything?

234 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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235 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Why does my heart feel so bad?

236 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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  ( ´ー`)    < That's just your awareness of the vacuous lack of meaning to your life. NEXT!
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237 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Why does my soul feel so bad?

238 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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  ( ´ー`)    < Cardialgia, take some Benzimidazole and come back to me if it still feels bad a week from now. NEXT!
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239 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Did you forget to set the formatting to text art again?

240 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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  ( ´ー`)    < I set my browser to Mona. NEXT!
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241 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What do you do for entertainment around here?

242 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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244 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What do aces fap to?

245 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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  ( ´ー`)    < Dragons. NEXT!
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246 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Is Jim West secretly the great-grandfather of Adam West?

247 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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  ( ´ー`)    < Great-grandson, actually. It gets confusing. NEXT!
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248 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What does the fox say?

249 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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  ( ´ー`)    < Nothing! The fox is dead! NEXT!
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250 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What's this weird lump on my earlobe? Does it mean I'm going to die?

251 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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  ( ´ー`)    < That lump is your skull. Don't worry, you've got nothing important in there. NEXT!
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252 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What happened to the hellochannel?

253 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>252
What's the hellochannel?

255 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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  ( ´ー`)    < The bullet hit the bone. NEXT!
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256 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dafaq yall talkin bout?

257 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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258 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How does a vagina feel like?

259 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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  ( ´ー`)    < Vaginesque. NEXT!
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260 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What should I do with my life?

261 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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  ( ´ー`)    < Don't take it seriously. You won't get out of it alive. NEXT!
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262 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

vaginas?

263 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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264 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Why won't Paul wake up?

265 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < He was up! All night. NEXT!
   \ <      └─────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\.∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

266 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Is it really him? Is he the one who's doing it?

267 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < He is not denying it. NEXT!
   \ <      └─────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\.∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

268 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

how gf?

269 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < All is full of love. You have to trust it. NEXT!
   \ <      └─────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\.∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

270 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What is the greatest anime of all time?

271 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Depends on what you are into. I like Slayers NEXT!
   \ <      └─────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\.∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

272 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What shall we do with the drunken sailor?

273 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Whatever he wants done to him. NEXT!
   \ <      └─────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\.∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

274 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Where was Clark Kent in WW2?

275 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  ∧ ∧     ┌─────────────
  ( ´ー`)   < I don't know.
   \ <     └───/|────────
    \.\______//
      \       /
       ∪∪ ̄∪∪

276 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The way I see it, based on the propaganda material that survived:

While Rosie the Riveteer reminded women that their grandmothers used to work as slaves, in coal mines, or manufactories, as if it was a novelty,
most everyone male was drafted as cannon fodder.
Bugs Bunny was marooned on Iwo Jima, fighting Japanese child soldiers.
Donald Duck was mopping the deck of a battleship in the Pacific fleet.
Daffy Duck was fervently shouting "Hail!" at the German chancellor.
Steve Rogers was also in Germany, beating up aristocrats like General Graf von Stauffenberg.
And Clark Kent dodged the draft with superspeed to sabotage Lex "Daddy Warbucks" Luthor.

NEXT!
          ,ヘ ヘ
     ____ "・。・ミ_
   || \   @(uuノ    \
   ||\. \         \
   ||  \|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
..      || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
..      ||          ||

277 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Do you get horny when you're alone?

278 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Other way round; I get alone when I'm horny. NEXT!
   \ <      └─────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\.∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

279 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  ∧ ∧     ┌─────────────
  ( ´ー`)   < Who's my mom?
   \ <     └───/|────────
    \.\______//
      \       /
       ∪∪ ̄∪∪

280 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I am. NEXT!
   \ <      └─────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\.∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

281 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>280 Why is Mountain Dew so shitty?

282 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < No need to get pissy about it. NEXT!
   \ <      └─────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\.∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

283 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Do you remember when this place wasn't completely deaf?

284 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>283
WHAT?

285 Name: The Captain [Del]

>>284 I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

286 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

War. Hooh! What is it good for?

287 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>286 To justify other countries' wasting part of their economy on maintaining a standing military?

288 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Hello I am VIPsaurus ask me anything.
   \ <      └─────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\.∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

289 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How does Superman shave?

290 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Yellow kryptonite blades. NEXT!
   \ <      └─────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\.∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

291 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Why are your legs so tiny in comparison with the rest of you?

292 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Why is your penis so tiny in comparison with the rest of you? NEXT!
   \ <      └─────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\.∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

293 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Why are you looking at my penis?

294 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Why are you looking at my legs, hmmm? NEXT!
   \ <      └─────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\.∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

295 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Are those legs or udders?

296 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < My species doesn't have mammaries. NEXT!
   \ <      └─────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\.∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

297 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How did you survive the great shoah?

298 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I wasn't there at the time. NEXT!
   \ <      └─────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\.∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

299 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How do you sleep at night?

300 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Very well, thank you very much. NEXT!
   \ <      └─────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\.∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
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