WHY AREN'T THERE DATES? (301)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I WANNA NOW HOW BARREN THIS PLACE IS.

152 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Daily reminder that today is the last day of your life so far.

153 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I wanna know how barrel this place is.

154 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I wanna know how barrack this place is.

156 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Welcome back.

157 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

September 17 2014

158 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

can i post in this thread pls

ok today the date is october 1st 2014

People are just starting to worship the great ebola chan
obama just announced an american offence on Estonia "for funsies"
The song Anaconda by Dr. Dre has just become popular and there is widesoread twerking inflicting all metropolitan areas

birds are still not that important

159 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>158 is a historical revisionist. Birds have always been important - very important.

160 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>159 Maybe >>158 didn't know yet how important birds have been throughout history. It's possible. It has not always been as widely known as it is to-day.

161 Name: The 5th Element [Del]

Interesting times indeed.

The Red Dead is taking on the empire, and winning. This while the empire is contracting the rebels to stand against an assembly of Earth's mighties heroes, who are celebrating their victory against the Animaniacs. But mirror cat is looking elsewhere:

Captain N got exactly what he wanted from the Borg, and is dropping the penguin. But the genie has left the bottle, which may be why it is being assimilated at breakneck speed using the full arsenal of the Wu-Mao-Dang. Governments were a steal in the past, but the Borg cannot overcome the power of the luser. Even as the Matrix unethically stonewalls the journalism, they will inevitably have to face the truth: There is no cord.

The writing is on the wall: soylent green electric steam, hydroponic vegetable oil what with the horizon ever deeper under water.

162 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>159
birds ate my balls

163 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Why to ask about dates when we all know it is September 1st of 1993.

164 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

what day is it?

165 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>164
there's a clock in the witchcraft thread that shows the current time of the lunar month and the current date in relation to the previous and next December solstices.
it is still under active development, so it may be nonfunctional at times.

166 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

timeless dubs

167 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>119
Your post is as dateless as any other in here.

169 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Help I'm gay

170 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>169
Try a bullet to the head.

171 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

shit, it's already 2016

172 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

shit, it's already 2011

173 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

TFW NET NEUTRALITY DIDN'T PASS 2 YEARS AGO

;_;

174 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

shit, it's already 3030

175 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>174 Already? Damn, I need to get up early tomorrow!

176 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's 1989 and I'm loving this telnet BBS!

177 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

L O

178 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>177
Comic LO

179 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Comic LOL

180 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Eventually these messages will be converted to the "world wide web"! Wow!

181 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>174
In the year three thousand and thirty, everyone wants to be an MC!

182 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

help, my limbs feel funny!

183 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>182

Please escort yourself to the nearest automated-masturbation device before seeking any further assistance, thank you.

184 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It 200BC, we finally have a dinosaur president.

185 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's a bit odd to realize we only switched to using hexadecimal notation for dates 1E years ago - it feels much longer.

186 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>182
Wow mine did too last night.

187 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post was made on March 20 2017.

188 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2016*, sorry

189 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

On February 13th of Space Century 799, Imperial Century 490, two hours after the previous post arrived at the Unholy Citadel, this post was submitted.

190 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

21 March 2018

191 Name: [Del]

T O D A Y M A R K S A N E W E R A

192 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2017-03-25

193 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2015-03-25

195 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2361-04-23

This post transcribed into storage by we, staff of A.C.N. archaeological division, sicut continuing unbroken culture chain. We thank to Dr. Emil and Dr. 05-野宮/A for wisdom with PERL and EXTended File System.

196 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

December 21st 2016.

197 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You dumb asses. There are only 12 months. MORONS!

198 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>197
Not in Andorra

199 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>197
Why in this day and age are you still using a Gregorian calendar?

200 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>199

Exactly. Gregorian calendars are for MORONS who like PENIS

201 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>200
and for MORMONS who also like PENIS

202 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

April 5. Last week, the official reddit furry legion as well as hardcore hitler memekind formed an unexpected union as a joke of a board owner, but the homunculus took on a life of its own unexpectedly.

Some speculate it's yet another in the series of elaborate SA plots to regain rightful custody of posters (and their 10bux) which fled that board 15 years ago.

Some other people argue that furries have natural affinity for nazi imagery, and the aspiring young hitlers have an affinity for german shepherds, so the union is only natural. circumstantial evidence: supporting Trump now is no longer contrarian, memelords need another bone to pick.

203 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I COULD DO WITH A DATE

204 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>203
I'LL GO ON A DATE WITH YOU!

205 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's quite barren.

207 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

July 1 2019

208 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Happy new year 2018!

209 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today is March 12, 2016. The tachyon flow is increasing. I fear that, if we are unable to stop it, we may be carried back to 1993.

210 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2017 - 9 - 5

211 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>210
why would you tell the truth now everyone knows

212 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 30th 2015.

213 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Now

214 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

09/09/1999

215 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

June 9th, 2016. Just like that one Boards of Canada song.

216 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

1969, in the sunshine.

217 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2001 : a space odyssey

218 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2005

lets posting!

219 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2010: Odyssey Two

220 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 14 2015.

221 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

September 23, 2006

223 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post was made on July 15 2017.

224 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 20th 2019.

225 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Two moons before harvest, in the thirtieth year After.

227 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

July 20 2017

228 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 11, 2004

229 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Septermber 27 1821

230 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

9 October 2018

231 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

23 October 2018

232 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

01 Jan 1970

233 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

All Hallow's Eve of the year two thousand and eighteen

235 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

There's less than a week left until the 9000th of September 1993!

Check out the 900 on the 9000th thread on DQN, it's great.

236 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2 Sept. 1939.
i've been in a coma for the past 7 years, boy i can't wait to go visit my aunt cohen in gdansk

237 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'd love to take any of you on a date, as long as you're paying.

238 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>237
you did the big gay

239 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>238
For you

240 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

November 29 2017

241 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

September 11 2001

243 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>242
It's been a long day.

244 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

July 27, 2018.

245 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

January 6th 2019.

246 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 5, 1582

247 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 14, 1066

249 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Squeeks is allergic to dates.

And also figs.

250 Name: Chain-bound Poet [Del]

Love isn't love if it changes. -Shakespeare
I would prefer to fruit.

251 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>245
weird

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