WHY AREN'T THERE DATES? (301)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I WANNA NOW HOW BARREN THIS PLACE IS.

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53 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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12/12/12 beloved Master Kwan-Yin and many others came down, it is Christ Michael's year!!! People that didn't achieve the levels of self-awareness and global consciousness that were needed were put into stasis (zero motion) and relocated in the old earth. They couldn't experiment the transition but many of us did! it was beautiful, families went to the morontial temples and saw what death really was. Our physical bodies are now lighter, and we feel taller, and know you can see in everyone's chest an incandescent light that represents the love of Christ.
I even forgot how to redact thoughts in english and not because my mother languaje was spanish, but now we comunicate transmitting ideas, concepts, feelings, and images directly to each other's mind.

i believe true hearts here will understand , the comunion of every human being in this planet the union of art - spirit - science into cosmic and planetary knowledge.

54 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Holy balls I feel like I am time traveling whilst reading this thread D:

8/10/12

55 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>54 You are. It's the mid of December 2012, and you claim it's October 8?

56 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>22
OH SHI-- We have transcended the physical world..

WHAT MEAN?

57 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What if, like, the whole universe is just a single atom in a giant bouncy ball or some other trivial object

58 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>57
We're a single atom on a pile of alien dog shit.

59 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>58 Simulated dog shit in some shitty alien RPG.

60 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>53 Let's experiment the transition, and never again redact our thoughts in the English languaje.

And bury everyone else for eternity.

62 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>61
damn its been a long time

63 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

August 2009-

This is going to be a great year. I bet things will get better!

64 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

   人    
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and it's 2009
 (つ   つ I can't believe we have a black president
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65 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>64 South Africa had a black president before it was cool.

66 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 30, 2013

67 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 30, 2014

68 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 31, 2015

69 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 32, 2016

70 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 33, 2017

71 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Octember 34, 2018

72 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 35, 2020

73 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Dec 31, 1969

75 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

10 Nov 2013

76 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

December 12 2013

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78 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

June 5 1988

79 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

November 23, 2013

80 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Some date less than the previous date but greater than the current date

81 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

All dates begin and end with Nu

82 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

All glory to the benevolent Nu that live in the shadows and forests of mankind and served the nobles of Zeal.

83 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

There are no dates because they need a lot of sun and water.
Also, they grow slowly.

84 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the null date

86 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>85
ゴッ

87 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

We don't have any dates because we are wapanese losers who won't get any date anytime soon.

91 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>89
I misread your post at first and thought you said you prefer fags.

92 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>91 I don't actually smoke.

93 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>92
I can understand not smoking those disgusting pieces of feces wrapped in paper, but have you ever tried hookah?

94 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>93 No, is it anything like a bong?

95 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>94 It is more like a bubbler with a hose

96 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>94 It is more like a bubbler with a hose

97 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I am advised not to inhale smoke. I want to ignore that advise just once to know what it is like to partake from a hookah. How dangerous can it be?

98 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>94 It is more like a bubbler with a hose

99 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>97 You could get something if someone put the mouth part into their anus.

100 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>99 I think you are just blowing smoke up my arse.

106 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>105 not the best 105GET!

107 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>106 but you made up for it with that killer 106GET!

108 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>107 I really like your 107GET!

109 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>108 That was a pretty OK 108GET!

110 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>109
And an excellent 109GET!

111 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>110 Stupendous 110GET!

112 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

now this is just GETting silly.

113 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>112
Way to ignore 111GET!

114 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>113 Marvellous 113GET there!

115 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>114 killing it with the GETs, mate!

116 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>115 Thanks, and let me tell you what a lovely 115GET you got there!

117 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I want to go on a date. :(

118 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>117
i'll take you on a date bub
r=======r‐‐、
|三 三三 | L|
'=◎◎'==◎'┘

119 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

    Λ_Λ
  ◯( ´∀` )◯  I finally got a date!
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    |⌒I、│ 
   (_) ノ
      ∪

120 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>119
not your blog

122 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>119
キタ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

124 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Captain's Log, Stardate 43125.8. We have entered a spectacular binary star system in the Kavis Alpha sector on a most critical mission of astrophysical research. Our eminent guest, Dr. Paul Stubbs, will attempt to study the decay of neutronium expelled at relativistic speeds from a massive stellar explosion which will occur here in a matter of hours.

125 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Captain's Blog, Stardate 413543.12. キタ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

126 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>124 You don't have to leave, captain, surely you can stay a while.

127 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Captain's Log, Stardate 1512.2. On our third day of star mapping, an unexplained cubical object blocked our vessel's path. On the bridge, Mr. Spock immediately ordered general alert. My location - sickbay. Quarterly physical check.

128 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>127 It would be unwise to appear too weak. We need to show the First Federation how exactly we can be defeated.

129 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

May 19th, 2014

130 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

May 18th, 2014

133 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

May 19th, 2014

134 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

December 25, 1066

135 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

May 20th, 2014

136 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

NOW HOW BARREN THIS PLACE IS.

137 Name: David Bowieman [Del]

>>136 My god, it's full of time travellers!

138 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post was made on June 6 2014.

139 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post was made on June 7 2014.

140 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post was made on June 8 2014.

141 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post was made on June 7 2014.

142 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post was made on June 6 2014.

143 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post to be announced on a later date yet to be announced.

144 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post is now announced. Date announcement still pending.

145 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post was made on June 6 2016

147 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post is under attack.

148 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post ought to be under a tack.

Look →

It's floating away!

A tack! A TACK!

149 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post is pissed upon by a pissed-off postman who pisses on posts for pleasure

150 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

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