Have you guys heard about Sageru's 777 sacred dogmas?
73. Yes. That. Stop it.
74. Rock in the morning, Roll at night.
75. Do away with boomer shit like ``rock and roll''
76. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
77. Do away with Gen X shit like ``hip-hop''
78. You don't tell me what to do
79. 78 should SHUT UP
80. Put mayonnaise in EVERYTHING.
81. Change the board style every day so it doesn't look stale
82. Ignore how 81. contradicts 23. and 39.
83. Achieve nonexistence
84. Read Ted Kaczynski's manifesto
111.It's only illegal if you get caught.
85. DONT SKIP NUMBERS
86. cute birls on sageru are public property
86b. Addendum: birl is a contraction of bird girl.
87. Look out!
88. Ignore 82, 39 and 23, the styles are there for something.
89. spreads bossy
89b. Addendum: bossy is a contraction of boy who's fussy.
90. It's not gay if yours is bigger
91. It's not gay if you're related
92. It's not gay if one of you has a girl's name.
93. Kamille is a girl's name
94. But only if you want
95. Post deleted by moderator.
97. The prosperous must decline, the proud do not endure
97. The prosperous must decline, the proud do not endure
98. insert dick
99. Lose track of time and grow old whilst still young.
100. Dolla dolla bill y'all